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Em Hoover in our WORK issue.
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thanks @bmoharrisbankofficial but unfortunately i can’t focus on the very important message here because i’m too busy being confused by the fact that apparently if you send an ask with only one letter tumblr will bold that letter in the “asked you” notification text?? why the fuck would that be the case
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people without an internal monologue will never know the epic highs and lows of watching the same guy a lot in a short amount of time (youtuber/streamer/shows and movies etc) and then having your internal monologue sound like that guy for a bit
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i genuinely love the mcc subreddit bc they live in such a different world that the bad takes have a whole new flavor
anyway they're saying xisuma is probably gonna be one of the stronger hermits because he's been in twitch rivals before so obviously that means he must be competent
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insanity inducing quotes from skizz’s stream (apr 25)
“punching impulse is way more fun in real life” -gem
“it’s easy to take advantage of a man with his pants off” -scar
“what’s the death star? … wait is there a big bad in star wars? oh darth vader!!!” -gem [scar immediately logs out in rage]
“how do you guys get stuff done?” -skizz “i don’t” -scar
“[reading chat] grian means sun in irish? oooh for nicknames… sunspot? oh that actually works! sunspot!” -skizz
“let’s do some shrooms” -skizz
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“no i will not elaborate” is such a fun line, but unfortunately i have adhd and am incapable of shutting up. yes i will elaborate
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Fuck Israel and fuck everyone who still wants to pretend this is confusing or complicated. Is it really that hard to point out the "bad people" in a scenario where a multi-billion military apparatus is handcuffing and killing children and medical staff inside a fucking hospital?
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oh that trans woman has a fetish you dont like? should we socially murder her? should we try to make the transgenders a flawless squeaky clean ignorable monolith that cis ppl have no such pressure to become?
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I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you
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Every now and then I mention something about the city of Brno to my american friends and it often causes much confusion/concern, so I wanna try to make a list summary of Everything Wrong With Brno
imma start
there is a place called Hell
there is a public transport stop called Crematorium, it is named after the nearby crematorium
it is oddly easy to take the wrong tram and accidentally end up at the Crematorium
the crematorium looks like this
add more
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idk who needs to hear this rn but suffering is not noble. take the tylenol
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