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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

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I got home tonight to find out that my cat had gotten my package of banana nut muffins off the counter, opened it up, and ate half of them. I'm so mad at him rn

#cat #my cat #little fucker ate my birthday muffins

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[video by tommcgovern27. original caption: this one's going out to anyone living in a studio apartment rn]

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My grandpa used to have a few peafowl and the male used to follow specifically my aunt around all fanned out and shaking his tail feathers at her. Wherever she went Blue wasn't too far behind her

So you know how lots of birds just find humans really sexy? Like how they're constantly trying to seduce humans, and if you have pet birds there's whole guides for how to not give your bird mixed signals and make them think you're their mate, and how they keep trying to drive off the partners of their owners/carers as rivals

And people who own or live near these types of birds just kind of have to live with this, like they just gotta accept that that's how birds are and work around it

I like to think that that's how gods feel about the tiresome human propensity to worship them at the drop of a hat

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Reblog with your favorite Animal Crossing villager in the tags, I want to know what people think. Mine is Daisy

#Moe #my dumb little baby

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Well you tried I guess

#mourning dove #my depression is unrelated to these birds

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I think the thing keeping people from piracy is the fact that streaming services allow you to watch shows and movies on your tv instead of exclusively on your computer. If I could pirate shit and watch it on my tv I 100% would

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FETCH ME NEIL

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I'm not a fan of energy drinks. I've tried a few but they all seem to have a metallic taste to them. But holy crap do I miss Vault. Mostly because my mom hated when my dad let me have it.

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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

#6:03 pm #thinking about how I shouldn't have napped on the couch cuz now my neck hurts

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Just ordered the pair for my birthday. Love your books

I have new shirts available for both of my books

You can find purchase links here:

Duo pack:

Fluids:

Girl Flesh

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“are u ok”

bro i am completely disconnected from reality right now

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How did you get my cat?

My friend in Germany .His name is Mylo

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Her name is Booger Dewitt but I call her Boo Boo

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...he is weaving the chocolate. Do you copy, this bitch is WEAVING CHOCOLATE

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#gay sex is getting more and more complicated