it’s okay to murder people but it’s not okay to disrespect your wife btw
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I always am about to go to sleep at a beautiful 11pm and then something happens to me
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RATING: NOT CUTE
this girl does NOT want to work. she wants to go back to bed because she is sososososo tiredd. she wants no responsibilities either please.
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Words from voyager by boygenius
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this this this
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just saw someone on twitter call drops of jupiter a bad song. the world is literally falling apart
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i hear a good lyric and start mentally holding up blorbos like im in the home depot paint aisle comparing swatches
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*me eating something that I know will make my tummy hurt* i don't really care if this makes my tummy hurt
*a few hours later when my tummy hurts* oh... the quencies ...
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look at him !!!!!!
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she was 17 bullying the entirety of london society
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cue tαчlor sɯıft’s αll too ɯell “here ɯe αre αgαın ın the mıddle of the nıght, ɯe’re dαncıng ‘round the kıtchen ın the refrıgerαtor lıght” - 𝐉𝐞𝐫𝐞𝐦𝐲 𝐀𝐥𝐥𝐞𝐧 𝐖𝐡𝐢𝐭𝐞 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐀𝐝𝐝𝐢𝐬𝐨𝐧 𝐓𝐢𝐦𝐥𝐢𝐧 𝐜𝐢𝐫𝐜𝐚 𝟐𝟎𝟏𝟕, 𝐭𝐚𝐤𝐞𝐧 𝐛𝐲 𝐁 𝐊𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐖𝐢𝐥𝐬𝐨𝐧
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