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See, I know this is really you bc the succession of

Shitpost. Ask. Hunger Games rant. Week-long gap. Shitpost. Shitpost. Week-long gap. Ask. Shitpost.

Is simply too em anne-coded

(how many times can I type shitpost before it ceases to look like a word)

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I HAVE A VERYVONE TRACK MIND OKAY WHAAT CAN I SAY I have no idea how people maintain multiple platforms at the same time

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I have this really toxic trait of wanting to start a brand new stardew valley save every time I open the game with the intent of doing it more perfectly than the last time and now I have an embarrassing number of almost completely identical farms

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IBS (Icantstop Bpooping Someonepleasehelp)

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Ideal hangout: we go dissociate in the lighting section of Lowe’s

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i'm late to this art trend but .. here's hijacked peeta as the fallen angel painting by alexandre cabanel just bc

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My bf and I have been looking at celebrities tweet patterns to try and guess when they are pooping

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I found Kate Middleton she was hiding in the dashcon ball pit

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i saw you rb 1 (one) house funny therefore im begging u to watch house and share ur every stream of consciousness thought about it <3333

I’ve BEEN watching house since 04, babey!!! It’s one of my comfort rewatches. I had an enormous crush on Hugh Laurie growing up bc I love bitchy men

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As for book vs movie Effie, I love them each for different reasons. I love that she was in mockingjay, and she has so many special parts that I hold dear to my heart, but I think she gets a lot of development in the book even if it is a hell of a lot more tragic. Like I can’t even really decide if one is more canon than the other because they just both are fully canon to me

Hi hi,

So like I have a question around your Hayffie headcanon’s. Because if I remember correctly you ship them? If not please ignore this.

Two questions actually

1: When do you think they went from arguing (derogatory) to bickering (affectionate)

2: What do you think happened after the war with them Book Verse v Movie Verse. (I only differentiate because a lot of people have different interpretations because of what happened with Effie book v movie)

I think the progression of Haymitch and Effie’s relationship from genuinely not being able to stand each other to making bedroom eyes at each other was a lot more gradual than what we saw as an audience. Like as readers, we only saw the last three years of the development of their relationship when they had YEARS of lore before that that we never saw. I’m sure when they first met, they were both a lot younger and Effie may not have even been an escort at that point. My guess is that they met when she was just working with the stylists, still learning the ropes, probably caught up in being a regular capitol young adult person, which probably hugely impacted their initial impressions of each other when they started having to mentor together, especially considering haymitch’s demeanor. That’s not to say Haymitch didn’t call her “sweetheart” in his Appalachian drawl just to see if he could make her blush through her makeup. Because he would, and she did. But also, for years and years before katniss and Peeta, Haymitch and Effie experienced the losses of their tributes as one. Katniss observed that each of them have different ways of coping with having to send two children to their imminent death year after year: Haymitch uses alcohol, and Effie lives in a hazy cloud of ignorance about what the games even really are, wrapping herself in the glamour and excitement leading up to the games and presumably tuning most of the event itself out. I think over the years, Haymitch and Effie certainly developed a mutual empathy for each other in this regard, because you can’t really blame someone for how they cope with unimaginable loss and suffering. But I think there was a shift in their dynamic around the time of katniss and Peetas first games, not only when they experienced the hope of having victors for the first time, but simultaneously becoming wrapped up in a rebellion. Effie was one of few constants in haymitch’s life and it is my personal belief that their feelings had been stirring for a long time but probably really took off on the victory tour. I’m sure there were nights where effie had a few too many and started sloppily confessing her feelings for Haymitch and the attendants on the train just looked the other way because it would NOT be a good look in the face of unrest and uprising to have a capitol employee fraternizing with a district citizen. But in that regard it was also 🎊forbidden🎊 which makes it so much better in my opinion. But I don’t think Haymitch would really have been able to admit his own feelings for Effie until learning she had been taken by the capitol, much like katniss wasn’t really able to know she loved peeta until he had been taken, too. And like I legitimately cannot imagine the torment Haymitch must have been experiencing at knowing someone who, on the surface, had such an innocent perception of the world being tortured for her association with him and his colleagues. I think Haymitch got home to 12 after the war, fairly soon after got a phone call, and, remembering his phone lines had been reconnected, knew exactly who was waiting on the other end of the line. And from then on it was game over. Or whatever. At least that’s how it is in my head.

#Effie

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Hi hi,

So like I have a question around your Hayffie headcanon’s. Because if I remember correctly you ship them? If not please ignore this.

Two questions actually

1: When do you think they went from arguing (derogatory) to bickering (affectionate)

2: What do you think happened after the war with them Book Verse v Movie Verse. (I only differentiate because a lot of people have different interpretations because of what happened with Effie book v movie)

I think the progression of Haymitch and Effie’s relationship from genuinely not being able to stand each other to making bedroom eyes at each other was a lot more gradual than what we saw as an audience. Like as readers, we only saw the last three years of the development of their relationship when they had YEARS of lore before that that we never saw. I’m sure when they first met, they were both a lot younger and Effie may not have even been an escort at that point. My guess is that they met when she was just working with the stylists, still learning the ropes, probably caught up in being a regular capitol young adult person, which probably hugely impacted their initial impressions of each other when they started having to mentor together, especially considering haymitch’s demeanor. That’s not to say Haymitch didn’t call her “sweetheart” in his Appalachian drawl just to see if he could make her blush through her makeup. Because he would, and she did. But also, for years and years before katniss and Peeta, Haymitch and Effie experienced the losses of their tributes as one. Katniss observed that each of them have different ways of coping with having to send two children to their imminent death year after year: Haymitch uses alcohol, and Effie lives in a hazy cloud of ignorance about what the games even really are, wrapping herself in the glamour and excitement leading up to the games and presumably tuning most of the event itself out. I think over the years, Haymitch and Effie certainly developed a mutual empathy for each other in this regard, because you can’t really blame someone for how they cope with unimaginable loss and suffering. But I think there was a shift in their dynamic around the time of katniss and Peetas first games, not only when they experienced the hope of having victors for the first time, but simultaneously becoming wrapped up in a rebellion. Effie was one of few constants in haymitch’s life and it is my personal belief that their feelings had been stirring for a long time but probably really took off on the victory tour. I’m sure there were nights where effie had a few too many and started sloppily confessing her feelings for Haymitch and the attendants on the train just looked the other way because it would NOT be a good look in the face of unrest and uprising to have a capitol employee fraternizing with a district citizen. But in that regard it was also 🎊forbidden🎊 which makes it so much better in my opinion. But I don’t think Haymitch would really have been able to admit his own feelings for Effie until learning she had been taken by the capitol, much like katniss wasn’t really able to know she loved peeta until he had been taken, too. And like I legitimately cannot imagine the torment Haymitch must have been experiencing at knowing someone who, on the surface, had such an innocent perception of the world being tortured for her association with him and his colleagues. I think Haymitch got home to 12 after the war, fairly soon after got a phone call, and, remembering his phone lines had been reconnected, knew exactly who was waiting on the other end of the line. And from then on it was game over. Or whatever. At least that’s how it is in my head.

#hayffie #thg #hayffie headcanon

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can i just say i loved following your lost watch journey on tt. the sheer visceral quality of the emotions that get thrown at you when watching that show for the first time is unreal. also who's your favorite og survivor? i'm a claire fan myself

OMG WHAT AN EXCELLENT QUESTION! Hugo is my absolute favorite in the entire show. I want a spinoff series about him SO bad. Claire is also up there, i love her unhinged era so much it’s so good. And also Rousseau 😭 I will NEVER forgive them for that

#asks

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I just wanted to lyk that I did try to find a good lost blog but I couldn't find any :(

Then it is up to me

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opinion on warrior cats and/or specifically Scourge?

So, all I know about warrior cats is from phone calls with leftie where she has filled me in on lore. And like this was a three hour phone call and I still don’t think I really know anything about it.

THAT BEING SAID, I have been filled in on a small percentage of scourge lore (maybe even less than that now that I’m looking at his wiki), and can confidently say he is a STINKER!!!!!!!

#asks

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Happy ides of March 🥰

HAPPY IDES OF MARCH! Stab a man today to celebrate! :3

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Popular in #peeniss .

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My bf: why do you keep checking the time

Me:

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I NEED UR LOST BLOG RECS. LOST AS IN THE PLANE CRASH TV SHOW SENSATION

#lost