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*Hey sorry peeps I’m back out of the blue 1.5 months later. Just here to respond to some of the backlogged asks! Posts will be verrrry spotty until prob Xmas 🙈

For those interested in the woman behind the blog of the fictitious murderous man, I am going to be going to court for the very first time soon (🙌) and it’s gonna be a doozy. So yeah things will only get busier from here.

Love you all, those of you still here and supporting this cozy/bloody little corner of ours here on Tumblr 🖤

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Clicking her pen assembling her papers on a clipboard, “To help me understand, when does a woman become a whore? Is there a spectrum of behavior? Or is it a checklist to affirm this idea?”

-Scarlet Anon

I suppose it’s something inherent. Some are just better at hiding it than others. Not that you’d understand, doctor, being the delightful woman you are…

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*Aggressively dances like a Crescent-caped lophorina*

This do it for you bride boy?

My, how ravishing you are. You do enjoy teasing me, don’t you?

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Lily relaxed at Eddie's embrace, slowly falling asleep in his arms as she closed her eyes once again, this time sleeping the whole night, only to awake up with noise but this time from the kitchen, she would turn to where Eddie were only to find the spot empty.

She carefully stood up from bed and went to go meet her husband as she rub her eyes as she walks there "Eddie are you up already?" she asked him, letting him know that she were up

"Oh good morning, darling. You're up early," he said with a peck to the cheek as she neared. "I hope your'e hungry. I decided to take over the role of doting housewife this time."

He plated a breakfast of canned fruit, toast, and fried meat for the two of them. Lily sighed as the smell wafted through the air, suddenly realizing just how hungry she was. When was the last time you ate? Think.

Eddie pulled a chair out for her, which she gracefully took a seat in. Up close, she realized she couldn't place the type of meat in front of her. It looked appetizing enough, but a horrific thought nagged at the back of her head. It couldn't be -

"Military rations," he answered, as if reading her mind. "Not the most luxurious, but I hope you don't mind. We must make do with what we have."

Eddie waited for her to start before tucking into his meal, never once removing his gaze from his beautiful wife. After a few minutes he broke the silence with a question spoken with just a hint of sharpness. "So tell me, darling, what were you up to last night?"

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Oh the clothes? I actually bought them but I thought they needed a tiny mannequin to wear them.

Check this out tho *manifests this*

It's uh, it's you. Hope that's not weird

How adorable! You mustn't apologize for creating something so beautiful out of love. It is what people like us do to show how much we care.

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Well I don't know if I'd call what I do 'talents' but thank you for the compliment eddie. I suppose I write as well, nothing much just short stories or dreams I've had in the past. Though I admit I'm too nervous show them to anyone. My writing is a bit odd to say the least. Though I write romance mostly, sometimes i write fantasy. Besides that I'm pretty boring hehe. I help take care of my grandmother and her dogs, but it gets to be pretty lonely at times.

Nonsense, darling, you’re being too modest. You must give yourself some credit for the wonderful things you do. A writer too! I’m sure your work is splendid.

Such a kind soul. I admire the love and support you provide to your grandmother. You truly are a natural caregiver. You needn’t be lonely any longer. After all, you do have me. Besides, love will inevitably find someone as beautiful as you.

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Sorry but I’m too depressed to have kids with you… 😞

Oh, my love! It kills me to see you in such pain. Tell me what I can do to help you. I’d do anything to make you feel better… After all, we wouldn’t want to wait too long to have kids now, wouldn’t we?

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When her food arrived, she took a healthy mouthful of loaded fries to keep from saying what was on her mind. While she often heard how simpler life was back then, she was also aware that nostalgia made one forget the bad that came with the good- like a chocolate with a bad center, leaving a lingering aftertaste with an unpleasant bite. If she didn't know better, she would assume Eddie bemoaned the days where housewives beamed at their husbands 24/7 ( courtesy of antidepressants or a lobotomy), and where everyone was so polite (on the surface, with knives and guns behind their back) in the wake of a nuclear creation. "Its dangerous to always look back...otherwise we forget the potential for the future." She said, once she chewed and swallowed her food, before lubricating her throat with another sip of her milkshake. "Surely we can bring back the good of those days in the present era?" She added, her voice taking on a conciliatory tone- just as Eddie took another drink of her milkshake. The young woman tried not to make it too obvious that she was observing the way his lips wrapped around the straw, along with a hint of a tongue. Sadly, a small blush tinted her cheeks, as she returned to her meal. Silence fell between the pair once more, and Cora didn't want this second date to end on an awkward note. As he tucked into his meal, she suggested they play an old children's game. "Its called Two Truths and One Lie. I'll start first: *I enjoy horse riding.* *I have no wish for marriage or motherhood.* *I own more than one firearm.*" This seemed to be an easy one to start with, considering she wouldn't have agreed to their first date if she wasn't one for commitment.

(*Its all good- Its interesting to see where you take my OC...*)

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Eddie leaned back into his seat and rubbed a hand across his jaw. He looked to Cora through narrowed eyes, though a smile crept across his face. His eyes flashed with a hint of surprised amusement.

“What?” She said with a smirk. “Don’t tell me you’ve never played it.”

“I’ve never been asked to lie on a date.”

Cora scoffed with feigned indignity. “This is different, and you know it. It’ll be fun, trust me.”

Eddie gave her a quizzical look, but conceded.

“Well I know you’re an equestrian, that one’s easy enough.” His eyes never left hers as he tilted his head to the side. They bore into her very core, but not in a frightening way. They held an intensity that sparked something primal in her. She’d only felt this strongly once before - that was her first warning.

“And you do know how to shoot…” He continued, never once letting her escape his scrutinizing gaze. Cora couldn’t help but lean in closer.

“But more than one?“ She asked. She was getting closer to the fire, but her body refused to let up.

“I certainly hope not,” he said, though it was more of a growl. They were both in this for the long run, and now they each knew it.

Cora held her breath as she let herself get lost in the enigma of the man before her. There was something about him that somehow both drew her in and urged her to run away as far as she could. Whatever it was, good or bad, it consumed her whenever she was near him. She was consumed by him.

The plates of food lay untouched on the table. The shouts and clanks from the kitchen and buzz of idle chatter from the restaurant were all but gone. Right now, it was just them. At least to her.

“Well how’s it goin’ over here, sweethearts? You need a top up there er no?” The bubbly midwestern twang of the middle aged waitress’ voice brought them both out of their trance.

Cora leaned back in her seat, taking the moment to compose herself while Eddie politely chatted up the friendly waitress. Cora excused herself to the bathroom, still feeling the flush in her cheeks and hammering of blood in her veins.

Once in the reprieve of the dimly lit room, she quickly turned on the taps and splashed her face with cold water. Careful not to smudge her makeup, she ripped off a piece of paper towel and slowly dabbed at her face.

She looked up in the mirror and stopped at the sight. Cheeks rosy with natural blush, eyes widened, face for once not etched with stress - she looked like the young woman she was from what felt like a lifetime ago. Not long enough.

Cora’s vision started to spin and she gripped onto the edge of the sink instinctively.

No, it would not be like before. She was smarter, older, stronger now. This would be different - he was different. She could trust herself to make the right decision now. She just needed to decide how to go about this all from here on out.

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Meow meow meow meow meow meow

Oh, you cheeky little thing. Meowing at me like the little harlot you are. You never will learn not to tempt me so, will you?

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So....care to watch Oppenheimer with me?

Yes, I think I would enjoy that. The main actor looks awfully familiar… as if from a dream.

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Have you considered moonlighting as an enforcer for Thomas Shelby?

They could use the muscle- and it'll get you closer to the man himself.

If it means doing whatever it takes to keep my darling safe, I’d do it in a heartbeat.

We will have to have a talk about proper behaviour for a darling, though.

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Eddie darling I love you and I am ready to be your wife. Its just that I have no experience with sex or anything like that...would you teach me?

I’d expect nothing less from someone as pure and lovely as you, darling. You have nothing to fear from me. If you’d like to start now, I could show you just how amazing married life can be…

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Oh darling, ever since we got married it’s been harder and harder to resist keeping my hands off you.

Then by all means, give in to your deepest desires. I won’t object. After all, what else are a husband and wife to do?

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I feel like Eddie would my oc friend because he’s almost everything Eddie looks for in a partner and he also wants a big family!

*That sounds right up his alley :) What’s your OC’s name?

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Oh Eddie~ The kids are away at my parents for the night, which means we have the house all to our selves~~

Whatever will we do with ourselves, darling? A romantic dinner for two, perhaps? A slow dance underneath the moonlight? Or something more… pleasurable?

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might as well put this here,,.. idk wip of pre engine eddie ヽ(*´□`)ﾉﾞ

was inspo by @bugcouncil early days of eddie

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I wanna sit on that handsome face and see how long that mouth can run for 💦🌊

I am not the one you should be worried for. Believe me, darling, this tongue will have you quaking and trembling and on the utter brink of breaking within minutes.

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