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Interrupted Intimacy starters

"Oh, come on, not now!" "I swear, we need to start locking that door." "Seriously, [name]?!" "Can't we just have one night alone?" "This is getting ridiculous!" "Well, that's killed the mood." "I can't believe this keeps happening." "I think we need to have a talk with [name] about boundaries." "I guess we'll have to try again later." "Ugh, can't we get any privacy around here?" "Great timing, as always." "Why does this always happen to us?" "Sorry to interrupt, but…" "I'll just… leave you two alone." "Didn't mean to walk in on anything." "Oh, uh, I'll just come back later." "Awkward…" "I swear, it's like they have a sixth sense for this." "Let's just forget about it for now." "Well, that was unexpected."

[ENTERS] The sender walks into the room just as the couple is about to get intimate. [KNOCKS] The sender knocks loudly on the door, startling the couple. [NOTICES] The receiver notices the sender standing in the doorway, freezing in embarrassment. [HIDE] The couple hastily tries to hide their state of undress as the sender enters. [EXPLAIN] The sender attempts to explain the situation to the receiver, stumbling over their words. [CLOTHES] The receiver fumbles with their clothing, trying to cover themselves up. [LEAVE] The sender awkwardly tries to back out of the room, mumbling apologies. [RESUME] Despite the interruption, the sender tries to initiate intimacy again. [FRUSTRATION] The sender lets out a frustrated sigh, knowing they won't get any privacy. [REDIRECT] The sender tries to redirect the conversation away from their interrupted moment.

#rp meme #ask meme

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happy 413 everyone!!! i wanted to do something bigger but ive been ridiculously busy lately. this is a redraw of my 413 piece from last year. :)

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✨️Joana Indi and the Queen of Egypt ✨️

#so is this jade or rose

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Listen. New or questioning trans girl. People will say that wearing a skirt and panties giving you a boner is proof that what you're doing is unnatural. This is untrue. You are experiencing the sense of liking how you look: something most cis people have. You have begun to enjoy your body, something that has been absent for years. Your first kiss ever also will feel/felt that much more powerful. It's a little lame but just enjoy it for now.

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My friend gave me their Ipad (sob)

I MISS DRAWING ON PROCREATE SO MUCH IT WAS SO MUCH BETTER THAN MY PHONE..

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#me tho

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@tentacleterrorized

hi there, thanks for the follow! i'm june, professional lounger/actress/goddess of earth c!

#ic #tentacleterrorized #nice to meet you!

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things i’ll not call you a whore for:

sexual activity

how you dress

things i’ll call you a whore for:

stealing my food 

stealing my lemons

my cat likes you more than me

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Grab a marker and write something on my muse! ( Anywhere over my muse's body. )

#rp meme #ic

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Lucy Liu in Charlie’s Angels (2000) dir. McG

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girls

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Artifact found in glovebox. Circa 2000 AD, Late American petro-empire civilization. perhaps used in religious rituals

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I really like dungeon meshi, so take this bit of propaganda