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Rufus has Lazard disguise himself as him and take his place for a meeting that he was supposed to have with Sephiroth and co. Does Sephiroth figure out the deception?
*Lazard (dressed as Rufus) sits down for the meeting*
Lazard: I hope everyone is well.
*Sephiroth slams his fist on the table*
Lazard: !?
Sephiroth: Lazard has murdered his estranged half-brother, eliminating the competition and guaranteeing his future role as president of the company, but then he was caught—probably by Tseng, the lover—and had to find a way to cover his tracks, so he chose to disguise himself as Rufus and pretend he's still alive, when in reality he is frowning up at us from hell. To that I say—bravo, director. I commend your actions and bold initiative to rid us of Rufus Shinra. Glenn would be so happy.
Lazard: For the love of god stop watching true crime podcasts.
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