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Sometimes describing things to my grandparents is like. You ask. Hypothetically. What would happen if you put activated yeast in an airtight container. And my grandmother asks. What recipe is that for? And we’re like no this is a thought experiment. Maybe a real experiment. Perhaps we could seal tight the pressure cooker and just not plug it in to see what would happen. And then my grandfather asks what kind of bread we’re making. And we’re like no we’re thinking through a hypothetical experiment with an unplugged pressure cooker. And then my grandmother asks why you’d make bread in a pressure cooker. And we say no for the millionth time we’re just wondering what happens to yeast if you put it in an airtight container. Do you think they’d just run out of oxygen and die? We could probably look this up somewhere. And then they ask where we found this recipe and why it’s in a pressure cooker and we say no it’s not a recipe in fact what we’re considering could create botulism or something and then they ask what has botulism and we’re like there is no botulism we’re considering the possibility of it if we were to do this hypothetical experiment. And then they ask. What experiment? I thought this was a recipe. And then we say no it’s not a recipe we’re talking about performing bad science in our garage with yeast and a pressure cooker and then they ask why would you put yeast in a pressure cooker

#that is such a fascinating pov #huh #this entire thing is hilarious tho #lol

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https://twitter.com/isabelunraveled

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People aren’t the only ones with vivid imaginations

#queue

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#queue

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Having covid is stupid. I eat one (1) meal and my body decide it wants to check out for the day.

#dyntalks #covid #im fairly sure i had covid before #but this one feels a little worse than the first time i had it #ugh #sorry to those who keep hearing me whine about being sick #i just really hate being sick hdksnd

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I love to misread replies as reptiles. There are reptiles on my posts sometimes

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literally wake up some nights in a cold sweat thinking about this

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Hiro

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Fuck, man, I got the cooties >:(

#dyntalks #being sick sucks!!! #ugh!! #got fucking covid #fucking shit >://// #sighhhhh

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happy 420 and day i reserve a spot in hell

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Every time I see another ibuprofen post on this site I'm like STOP

STOP

Stop.

Take that after a meal. Take it with a big glass of water. Don't take it on an empty stomach EVER. Don't take it with alcohol. You will destroy your stomach. You will end up with an ulcer. You will vomit blood. I'm not exaggerating.

Yes, you. Yes, it will happen to cute little you. With your cute little bottle of miracles. Ibuprofen really does that to your body.

Love, an adult person over 35 who can't take NSAIDs anymore

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IT'S TIME FOR ANOTHER DELICIOUS

stay thungry out there!

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the problem is im so used to urasawa/satoshi kon/katsuhiro otomo men that whenever someone asks to show me "an old anime man" with no wrinkles no gray hair no big nose no different face shape at all i feel like ive been cheated

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Okay, let's do this one last time, yeah? For real this time. This is it. My name is Miles Morales. I was bitten by a radioactive spider. And for like two days, I've been the one and only Spider-Man. I think you know the rest.

HAPPY FIVE YEARS OF SPIDER-MAN: INTO THE SPIDER-VERSE — released December 14, 2018

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Dragon Ball Z S01E194 "Free the Future" (1994) The Powerpuff Girls S02E01 "Stuck Up, Up, and Away" (1999)