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still really mad that the guy who hit me with his car had such a funny name because i can’t share it over the internet and like doxx him

#it’s a VERY distinctive name #worm adjacent

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chat what do you think about the name nellie kelly

#worm adjacent #it’s for a worm OC #her name had been sam kelly but i made that begore reading chum #a book similar to worm with a protagonist named sam #so even though i wasn’t like copying the name it felt like i was #this is a joke by the way nellie kelly is a terrible name and i wouldn’t wish it on anybody #imagine the bullying in elementary school

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#danny would probably say “wrath” because he knows about his own temper and would assume his daughter inherited it #plus depending on the timeline he might remember her clocking emma #anyway the important part here is that he would get the correct answer* for the wrong reasons #*my opinion of the correct answer #danny does not know his daughter well enough to guess on his own knowledge #emma would probably say sloth because that's the sin i would most closely link to being like weak or lazy #and like that's emma's thing #greg veder would say lust because he's a creep and projecting (and also a misogynist) #and also i hate his guts and am picking the most vile option for him #i'm running out of characters who know taylor but not skitter #her teachers would probably say sloth because she never turned in her homework (it was stolen) if they could remember who she was #so uh. statistically sloth i guess?

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(This poll has a second part)

#none of them fit her very well no matter how you work it but i guess wrath is the closest #*maybe* you could make a case for like sloth if you mean it in a metaphorical way about how cares more about people closest to her #but you'd really have to work for it and she only does that in really stressful situations #again MAYBE you could make a case for pride if you're talking about her stubbornness #but that runs into her complete and utter *lack* of pride in every facet #which kind of is detrimental to her #nothing for the other 4 #so wrath because she does like. get angry a lot. and that does affect her actions

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you. american adult with a drivers license. can you tell me who has the right of way at a 4 way stop

#usually whoever looks most likely to attempt to murder me in a fit of road rage

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No, that's a basket. a Blanket is a cylindrical container that can be filled with liquids, usually water, and carried from place to place

wghat the fuck is a blanket

i think it's when a lot of people sit at the same table and there is like food ! hope ythis helps

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very sad that the song brianvision is an instrumental and has absolutely nothing to do with brian laborn worm

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daily affirmations

I am a vortex of Bullshit

I attract Toxicity

I attract Negative energy

Wealth and Success flee from me

Angelic guides Abandon me due to my Personality Disorder

My Higher Self is trapped inside of a Prism and being tortured by Demons

Powerful Forces are conspiring for my Downfall

My Crystal's are Busted

My Chakras are Spinning Backeards

My Pineal Gland is replaced.with a Deer Pellet

I suck Positive Vibes out of the Room and Replace them with Rancidity and Hatred

I attract Drama

My Children Hate me

Bugs Grow in my Whiote Girl Dreds

My Twin Flame left me for a Pleadiean Bitch with 6 Penise's

My OF is Failing

My SoundCloud is Shadowbanned

My Volkswagon Golf has a Catastrophic Oil Leak

I have Ozempic Face

I have Nothing

My life is Fucked

My life is Fucked

My life is Fucked

MY LIFE IS fucked.

#mountain goats lyrics

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what do you think brian watched on bomesaw’s fridge ipad?

if they made a worm tv show there would have been a video of the brian fridge captioned "he ate without youtube"

#child protections were ON #so we probably couldn’t watch anything with any swear words #it was only 2011 though it’s like they didn’t have very good kids programs #not that they’re very good now #do you think Bonesaw watched PewDiePie? #do you think Bonesaw was a member of the bro nation? #Do you think she hated barrels? #what did he call his fans in 2011?

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if they made a worm tv show there would have been a video of the brian fridge captioned "he ate without youtube"

#worm #wormposting #brian “fridge” laborn #wormblr #normally i'd say “so be thankful” but like. i dunno. kind of a nothing post

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ppl like “i was a gifted kid but now im dumb as shit ahhhh im so sad now weeeeh” shut the fuck up i grew up smart as shit and i’m smart now and i’ll die smart as fuck too. youre nothing.

#:( he would

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eurus holmes mostly shows up in the very last episode of season 4 so you probably did stop watching before she came into play. you didn't miss much

she sounds like some of the worst television writing ever and i watched 8 seasons of house MD

#this is actually really validating because i know that no matter how bad i write anything i won't ever make anything as bad as Eurus Holmes

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eurus holmes mostly shows up in the very last episode of season 4 so you probably did stop watching before she came into play. you didn't miss much

she sounds like some of the worst television writing ever and i watched 8 seasons of house MD

#not worm #that's not really fair to house MD tbh. that show was mostly pretty good as I recall #with some *outliers* #ask #n0brainjustvibes

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OVERHATED CHARACTERS POLL: Eurus Holmes (BBC Sherlock)

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#also prev tags that does sound exactly like a world of pudding premise

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OVERHATED CHARACTERS POLL: Eurus Holmes (BBC Sherlock)

Feel free to explain your position in the comments or tags, but any harassment, over-the-top fighting, or personal attacks will result in you being blocked. Do not attack real people, be they fans or creators, over fictional characters.

#i actually did watch bbc sherlock #the whole time like “man so many people say its so good there has to be SOMETHING here right?” #but i straight up don't remember her #maybe she showed up after I stopped watching? #I watched it when i was like 12 i don't remember that much #i do remember thinking that making watson a veteran of afghanistan was kind of tasteless #even though the one from the books was also a veteran of afghanistan #and getting kind of annoyed when the show was like “the books were stupid!!!!”

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I love wormblr because people will just call Taylor "Taylor" and then posts will escape containment and people will think a Swiftie just declared that Taylor Swift did nothing wrong when she gouged that guy's eyes out with bugs

#taylor hebert should have become a musician #i would go to brockton bay but without all the nazis