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did i just make the next, the drink of the summer??

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when i was really little and had just learned how to write my full name . i noticed my twin brother had really messy handwriting. while mine was like … as nice as it could be for a little kid. so i wrote my name in his handwriting on a wall and i waited to see who our parents would get mad at . and they blamed him. and that was when my life of crime began

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Mmmmmmm cup ramen so good

I should listen to the title of hard seltzers. This one is just called 'STRONG' in all caps. 500ml 8% acl. I am going to eat like 10 things of cup noodles

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I should listen to the title of hard seltzers. This one is just called 'STRONG' in all caps. 500ml 8% acl. I am going to eat like 10 things of cup noodles

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This Memorial Day remember our soldiers who gave THEIR lives for YOUR freedom

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It's Tea Time, boys

Shout out to the staff in my sewing class for helping me. This isn't complete yet btw.

#frothing at the mouth. #OK. OK #I need to make a closet cosplay of smth now #Give me ideas #cotc #cosplay

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i have been sent a medicine from heaven

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i did a thingie

cause im normal

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GUYS LOOK!! IT'S MY FAVORITE TOMAN SHIP!!!!!! Oh and Eliza's here too.

#the way I laughed out loud

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"Toman's so annoying" do not

#me

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As much as the copping of the Craig of the Creek tags by Craig x Tweek South Park shippers is annoying, I have ran into the opposite problem. 

When I was first publishing this one COTC au fic I got a ton of people adding it to Craig x Tweek reading lists on wattpad (which Do you guys not read a fic’s description before you add it to a TBR list???) I was surprised that it got that much traction outside of cotc circles.

Well. I discovered something. 

Thats. My fic. My cringe angsty teen au fic. As the first thing when you look up "Creek High School" on Wattpad.

So, I was getting so many Creek shippers on my fic due to unintentional keyword search optimisation. Cool.

#craig of the creek #creek #creek sp #craig x tweek #cotc #Y'all have to see this too creek shippers

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hhhhh. HHH. Why must I yearn for things I cannot have. Why must I have unrequited feelings for a person. Why must i feel bad about staring at my zumba instructors ass, Im not a pervert I JUST NEED TO LEARN THE DANCE DAMMIT

Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's a combination of stress, guilt, dysmorphia, dysphoria, sexual frustration, uncertainty, excitement, pettiness, headache, and generally being sick. Maybe it's Mabelline.

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Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's a combination of stress, guilt, dysmorphia, dysphoria, sexual frustration, uncertainty, excitement, pettiness, headache, and generally being sick. Maybe it's Mabelline.

#vent post

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Something I noticed in @sweaterface's short film (watch Education with Lawrence and Toni here) is these lines when they're talking about what to do their final episode on.

T: Uh, maybe a "say no to "Say No To Smoking" episode, right? We can talk about how bad smoking is-- L: We have five episodes dedicated to that!

In a lot of the art sweaterface draws, Lawrence is smoking / is holding a cigarette. While there's no evidence of this in the film (that I can find), at the very least in the 'concept art' he's a smoker. Maybe for stress, maybe socially. Maybe it's become normalized after the disaster because everyone's stressed and tobacco sells (my interpretation), and it's a bad habit that he warns the children about.

Just an observation that he does care about the kids. <3 this film.

#education with lawrence and toni

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i need charlie slimecicle in that fucking fishnet outfit from today so fucking bad. i want him. ass up bitch boy if you arent a faggot you will be soon

#no comment

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Girl despair [sluggie by @thelostmoongazer see more in my Patreon]