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if they made a dungeon keeper-type online game where you build trap-filled levels for NPCs to venture through and then released a completely unrelated first-person RPG that advertises "endless handcrafted dungeon-delving" but secretly draws its level data from what players built in the first game how soon do you think people would notice

#oh i want to do that so bad #i could probably make this #i just don't have a server

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mentally i’m a slut physically i’m scared of intimacy 

#LMAO

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There exist another dimension called The Empty World. It's very much like ours, in fact it seems to have been identical up until a few weeks ago, but it always seems that way. If you go there today, it was identical in late february, and if you go there this october, it'll have been identical until september.

It's empty, as you might guess. There's no humans, and no animals bigger than a cockroach. The sky is grey, and it slowly rains ash. It's colder than our world by a bit, enough to require a jacket even in summer. The streets are empty, the cars parked neatly in their garages or in lots, but they're all empty and abandoned, their doors locked like they expect their owners to return any minute now.

The newspapers left on stands don't mention any oncoming disaster. We have no idea what the TV or internet would have said: the power is out. The power is very, very out. Not just the grid, but batteries are drained. The cars won't start, the emergency lights are out, and anything with solar panels seems to be getting less energy than you'd expect, even with the perpetually overcast sky.

It's a very silent world, like the calm after a snowstorm. Sounds don't seem to echo as much as they should, nor does sound seem to travel as far. The radio spectrum is empty except for static, there's no one transmitting on any frequency.

There's fewer fires than you'd expect. Even places you'd expect to soon catch fire without human intervention are still standing, undamaged. Campfires can be lit but with difficulty: something is keeping them from burning as they should. Even if you pour kerosene on a campfire it'll barely grow, it's like something sucked the energy out of everything.

All the locked buildings are still locked. Alarms don't sound if you break in (understandable, given the power situation), and of course no one comes to investigate. So The Empty World is your oyster: you can break in wherever you want (provided you can physically do it: some doors are pretty hard to pry open even with tools), take whatever you want, and bring it back here.

Everything resets when you leave. You always enter The Empty World like it's your first time there, like this just happened and you're late to the party... but the party keeps getting rescheduled. You can even take something multiple times if you want.

When you enter The Empty World you get there at the same relative position as you are on this world. If you're in New York, you show up in the empty New York. If you're in Topeka, you show up in empty Topeka. So you have to travel around this world to get to where you want, and you can't just appear in the middle of a bank vault... unless you break into the vault from this world. (So it's great if you work at a bank and want to steal from your employer without repercussions, but not so useful otherwise).

You don't just have to take things, you know. You can take computers and files and books and diaries. You will have to deal with recharging laptops and breaking through any security when you get back, but it's doable.

So, imagine you've just gotten access to The Empty World. What are you going to do with it? What will you take, and where will you go?

#this is really cool #and also really similar to the premise of a game I'm putting together

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mutuals do this to me microdose while im away from my computer:

#time loop #i will timeloop with any mutual #that sounds fun #anyways not telling my the second one

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people have got to get normaler about systems

#psa #important

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kind of hate my stupid caustic pussy for dissolving my underwear over time but it's kind of cool, like, scientifically

#THE LAIOS PFP LMAO

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answered a scam call today and had the most bizarre conversation

#oh my god #this is not only super funny #i also want to read it so bad

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THE MENTAL HEALTH BROTHERS

#dungeon meshi

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#lmao #this is absurdly funny

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part 2 - part 1

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #falin touden #marcille donato

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part 1 - part 2

#dungeon meshi #laios touden #falin touden #marcille donato

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*Stares directly into the camera*

#lmao

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They were not kidding he really does inspire you to make good food

#me fr #this is actually why i cook more now #senshi dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi

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the curse having character thoughts but none of them are coherent

#laios touden #dungeon meshi #me fr

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dungeon shitpost

#dungeon meshi

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Laios

#dungeon meshi

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Small ways to activate your "happiness" chemicals

DOPAMINE: the reward chemical

• Complete a task

• Doing self care activites

• Eating some food

• Celebrating your little wins.

OXYTOCIN: the love hormones

• Playing with a dog

• Playing with a baby

• Holding hands

• Hugging someone

• Giving someone else a compliment

SEROTONIN: the mood stabiliser

• Meditating

• Running

• Be in the sun

• Walk in nature

• Swimming

ENDORPHIN: the pain relief

• Laughing exercises

• Essential oils

• Eating dark chocolate

• Running

#keeping this list handy