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reblog if you're a fucked up creature 👍🏾

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ah dag i forgot i was gonna post my unpopular sfm opinions today. stand by

#habit would not have a cat #however i think he would have a very spoiled bird #not a parrot or a budgie or smth #but like. a pigeon #maybe an equally spoiled fish or two

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every time girl with glasses goes through a "i switched to contacts and now everybody thinks im attractive" arc i inch closer to my supervillain arc

#I'm a guy but like #genuinely i like how my face looks SO much more now

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#amazing imo

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yo who tf is this hot rat

#GERONIMOOOOOOOOO #MY BOY MY MAN #HELLO. LET ME KISS THAT MOUSE

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people on here r rly like 'attraction to big people is fetishistic, attraction to small people is pedophilic, having sexual thoughts about a real person is objectifying and basically harassment (and having them about fictional people is perverted), kinky sex is immoral, if youre open about your sex life in any way youre a pervert, if youre not open about them you are queerbaiting. basically you should be completely sexless while everything you do is sexualized and up for debate/speculation. this is good for the lgbt community'

#no fr #can i like fat men without being looked at weird for it thx #i promise you it helps no one #and it's never The Fat People who are weird about it #it's always the 'body positivity activists' #who think fat is a bad word #can i just make out with fat men and think about tummy in peace? thank you

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best of the onion

#one of the hottest things a man can do imo

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sorry i kinda really don't care if it's an au where kris is So So Different or you think of them as Still Explicitly Nonbinary if i see it referring to them as he or she im throwing bricks. no reason to change their pronouns like that i don't think. just feels scummy that you'd take a character who uses they/them only and make them use he or she. like why not make it neopronouns. why do i never see anyone use neopronouns for them if you're So desperate to make your version of kris So unique

#kris is a they/it to me #(i am projecting) #(but it would i am right about this) #susie would find out and go YOU CAN DO THAT????? HOLY SHIT #BAM she/it #I'm right i am right

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following my post about cursed etho facts, many of you have enlightened me to the fact that you STILL use double tap to sprint in the glorious modern times of 2024.

so we are going to see which method is superior:

#ctrl to sprint #toggle not hold

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A bit of positivity I wish I'd seen more of when I was younger.

#good fucking god do i love men

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Hey so I'm opening up commission since my temp job assignment ended and I need some moneys while I job search :'^] DM me if interested, and reshares are appreciated 💜

#i gotta finish ref sheets for a few ocs but SOON. SOON. #to commission

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This is your early morning PSA to support artists. And I don’t mean only monetarily. I mean reblog shit. Ramble in the tags how much you like it if so compelled. But artists will only continue posting while there is support.

And I want to make it entirely clear that I do mean post. Because what is gonna happen is that they will continue to create, but it will just be shown to their friends that they made within the community. If you want to continue to see things from an artist, tell them as much. We have seen fandoms and communities die, because there was no more support for the artists that are the backbone for them.

Reblog your favorite fanfics. Reblog your favorite artists. Write them a nice comment. Tell them how you like their art style or how they write a certain character. Artists will continue to create because we continue to enjoy it. We continue share it because we want to spread something we’re proud of and we think others will to.

I’ve seen too many of my artist friends recently saying it’s not worth it to post anymore because there’s no point. No one acknowledges it. Yet I continue to see it before they post and support them. So they privatize their audience.

Support artists if you want them to stick around. For fuck’s sake.

#yeah this. honestly it's kinda why i dropped off #only ones who consistently rb my stuff are friends i tall to on discord #so. bleh #idk i wanna start posting again but when it never gets interacted with it's. discouraging

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In Cold Blood

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Wanted to try something fun with colors… rlly like how it turned out!!

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Emmett Becker (left): they/he

Murdoc (right): he/him

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Proship/comship/neutral’ DNI

#just a little murder! #as a treat! #Just a treat!

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— SHIP QUESTIONS

PRE-RELATIONSHIP

How did they first meet?

What was their first impression of each other?

Did any of their friends or family want them to get together?

Who felt romantic feelings first?

Did either of them try to resist their feelings?

If you had told one of them that the other would be their soulmate, what would they think?

What would their lives be like if they had never met?

GENERAL

Who initiated the relationship, and how did it go?

Did they have an official first date? If so, what was it like?

What was their first kiss like?

Were they each other’s first anything (kiss, relationship, etc.)?

What’s their height difference? Age difference?

What’s their relationship with each other’s families?

Who takes the lead in social situations?

Who gets jealous easier?

Who whispers inappropriate things in the other’s ear?

LOVE

Who said “I love you” first?

What are their primary love languages?

Who uses cheesy pick-up lines?

How often do they cuddle/engage in PDA?

Who initiates kisses?

Who’s the big and little spoon?

What are their favorite things to do together?

Who’s better at comforting the other?

Who’s more protective?

Do they prefer verbal or physical affection?

What are some songs that apply to their relationship, in-universe or otherwise?

What kind of nicknames do they call each other?

Who remembers the little things?

DOMESTIC LIFE

If they get married, who proposes?

What’s the wedding like? Who attends?

How many kids do they have, if any? What are they like?

Do they have any pets?

Who’s the stricter parent?

Who worries the most?

Who kills the bugs in the house?

How do they celebrate holidays?

Who’s more likely to convince the other to come back to sleep in the morning?

Who’s the better cook?

Who likes to dance?

#hi hello hi #ask game #selfship ask game

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#techies are mad fuckable

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Adoration for the ask game. Also be aware that Ozzie is insanely in love with you. This is a threat 🔫

adoration — how would your f/o speak about you to someone else?

HE IS IT'S TRUE!!!! AND I LOVE HIM!!!!!!!

Ozzie doesn't really. Have Friends, per say, but if someone gets him going he will NOT stop talking about me. His dorm neighbors probably know more about me than my own parents. It's all good things, of course, but he just loves to share anything and everything he can.

Well. Almost everything. Some things he keeps to himself 🥴

Before we're anything official, if he's talking to someone else, he'll at least try to be normal about it - just his best friend! - but he likes to talk to himself like we're dating even before we are.

After, though, god rest your soul if you so much as Think of asking, he is NOT going to be able to stop talking. If he didn't have that stammer holding him back he'd be fuckin blitzkrieging everyone with OH MY BOYFRIEND. MY BOYFRIEND... not that he doesn't try.

I wuv him i wuv him so dearly

#selfship #yours forever Ozzie Valentin #ask game

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♡ valentine’s day self ship ask game ♡

pr*ship etc go away. pls practice reblog karma and have fun !!

adoration — how would your f/o speak about you to someone else?

be mine — how would they react to you flirting with them, do they get flustered? flirt back?

bouquet — what’s their favourite flower and why?

crush — when did your f/o realize their feelings for you? how did they deal with those feelings?

confession — how’d the confession happen, and looking back on it, what are your (and f/o’s) thoughts abt how you both were back then?

darling — what outfits would you both wear on a date? feel free to show pics!

date night — describe your ideal date with them! spare no expense, realism to the wind, what’s your dream outing?

hand holding — how are they with physical affection? who initiates it first?

hugs — are you and f/o affectionate / open about your relationship in public?

love letters — are they good at expressing how they feel? what’s their best way of letting you know they love you?

smitten — was it easy for the people around you and f/o to figure out you liked each other? did they get involved in you getting together at all?

soulmates — do you believe in soulmates? what about your f/o? did that change for either of you when you met each other?

sweets — what’s their favourite valentines-esque food? (think anything you’d get in that seasonal aisle at the grocery store!)

valentine — gush about your valentine! ^^

#HIIIII!!!!! #thinking about ozzie today so :] #ozzie pozzie time!!!!