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okay so things I’ve learned: no one wants to hear me ramble about my wife. Unfortunate.

#Bc I posted our story and noone looked at it :(

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Dr. Reid you have a wife?? You’re holding out on us - who is it?? Ramble about the story of how you two got together!

Yes, sorry for holding out on you guys! I have a wife. Her name is Maya. I’m not gonna share too many personal details about her, but she’s been part of the BAU for the past couple years. We met way before she joined however; considering we both went to MIT. As you can expect, I didn’t talk to her, at least not for the first couple months of admiring her. She was always talking, I noticed, sourriunded hy people, no matter where she went. I was too afraid to approach her because I thought to myself “she’s popular, people laugh and bend towards her like she’s a ray of sun. Who am I to try and interfere with that?” It wasn’t until we were paired together for a philosophy lecture that I realized the truth about her. She was utterly, completely, and consumingly real. Nothing that came out of her mouth wasn’t real. That’s why she didn’t speak to me at first. We were meant to discuss something or other in class, and in truth, she was so captivating I don’t even care to recall what it was. She refused to talk to me. Her face was red, her pulse fast, and she was fidgeting. Something I’d seen her do, but never up close. I guess I was sort of staring at her. Neither of us spoke. For that whole half and hour, we just sat next to each other. The first words she said to me where shortly after that. She turned to me, her brown eyes nearly piercing my soul, and stuck out her hand to shake. “Maya. That’s my name. You are Spencer Reid, right?” I was shocked she knew my name, and it showed. She stuttered “I’m not a stalker, don’t worry. You’re just hard to forget. I guess I’m sort of a fangirl.” She chuckled then, and her laugh was contagious. I laughed softly, my eyes sparkling with wonder. I didn’t understand who she was, why I was so enamored with her, or why in the world she wanted to speak to me. It was after a couple moments I realized her hand was still out. “The number of pathogens transferred during handshakes is staggering-“ I began, but she cut my off, taking my shaking hand in hers. “I know, but it’s how I was raised” she smiled at my weak hand shake, my mouth slightly agape. “And I don’t mind transferring some pathogens to you Mr. Reid.” She smiled, and I knew then, she was different. It sounds so stupid, because it’s just like every other love story, not unique, a cliche even. But the thing is, I would’ve brang down every single star and showed her how they resembled the freckles on her face, gone back in time so I could rewrite every love song with her name, and taken back every single kiss and I live you before her, because I knew in that moment I could never stop myslef from falling in love with her.

#My wife maya #criminal minds #reid #derek morgan #emily prentiss #hotch #mgg #bau #spencer reid #aaron hotchner

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I went and they allllll knew her I can vouch. She’s the mayor actually.

i went to lesbian city and they alllll knew about emily prentiss

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Can you switch me with Garcia or something I don’t like being in the big three I can’t live up to em and elle

hot girls big three

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I'm madly in love with you. Sex? And we can hold hands afterwards. 😊.

I physically gulped. I have a wife. You seem nice though…. Are you interested in an older man? My teammate Hotch is awfully lonely these days.

#criminal minds #spencer reid #bau #derek morgan #mgg #emily prentiss #hotch

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funny little insights 1.0:

Garcia talks to herself when she thinks no one’s watching

While Penelope’s working, Hotch sneaks in to check on her from the door. It’s the only time I’ve seen him smile without even talking. He just looks at her working in her pink office full of gadgets and lights up.

Morgan has called Garcia baby girl in front of the president of the DEA. She thought he was talking to her so she responded with “thanks baby boy”

Garcia’s phone doesn’t work and she refuses to get it fixed

#Team insights #my fam #criminal minds #emily prentiss #reid #hotch #mgg #morgan #bau #spencer reid #aaron hotchner

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I do not look like John Lennon. Why would you say that to me

he looks like he’s gonna tell me to imagine all the people

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#spencer reid #reid #criminal minds spencer reid #bau team #hotch #kirsten vangsness #bau #aaron hotchner

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*weak

Eat wasabi cowards

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YOU!!!

[GRABS YOU BY THE NECK]

WHO ALLOWED YOU TO BE SO PRETTY???? IT'S NOT FAIR!!

YOU'VE RUINED MY STANDARDS!!

I can give you the genetic answer but I’m gonna guess you don’t want that. Also I’m a former drug addict who is at risk for shizoohtenia, a serious mental disorder that crippled my mother… so, I’m not exactly a model partner 😅. As for grabbing me by the neck, please let go. I like this tie.

#spencer reid #reid #derek morgan #emily prentiss #hotch

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I am not a coward I face criminals every day with a gun I was once almost set on fire. I simply no no wanna I no no likeyyy wasabiiii

Eat wasabi cowards

#bau #criminal minds #hotch #morgan #emily prentiss #spencer reid #derek morgan #aaron hotchner

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please don’t say that.

Ik he whimpers

#I do #spencer reid #matthew gray gubler #spencer reid smut #spencer reid fluff #criminal minds

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the only difference between brilliance and insanity is success

spenc playlist cuz um ya. love him. all songs i listen to recently remind me of him ( i mighht be a tad bit insane)

#spencer reid #seline ramble #thank god for spencer reid #Spotify #criminal minds #bau

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it’s me. Idk why im awkward but I think I’m actually pretty good bc I’m in the fbi and catch criminals so… and you wanna smooch me because- idk… I don’t know why I’m lost

WHO IS THIS MAN !!!???? why is he sooooo awkward….. and why do i want to smooch him…..

#matthew gray gubler #mgg #criminal minds

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please don’t I’m fragile

#matthew gray gubler #criminal minds #he is so babygirl #mgg

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she made me reblog it

It’s time we gave Garcia the credit she deserved and recognise the fact that she carried 90% of the show’s lightheartedness and humour on her back, especially in the first few seasons

#penelope garcia

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I wanted to be the one but whatever. He can do it I guess

pls why is this so funny to me😭

#1000 likes #aaron hotchner #emily prentiss #criminal minds