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dourmouse · 2 years
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hi. not vincent but i wanted to say hi
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dourmouse · 3 years
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If you stayed the age of your birth DAY forever, how old you would be?
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dourmouse · 3 years
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my mom says she’s not a hugger. but when i put my arms around her on a gloomy day or after bad news she’s the last to let go. my dad says he doesn’t want gifts on his birthday, but i see the way his face light up when i get him a card with a nice message and a box full of chocolate anyway. he’s just a kid inside, still. it makes him giddy. my brother never says i love you. but when i tell him “i just need to finish the dishes before i vacuum!” he wordlessly goes to vacuum the entire house before i can, and if he sees me struggle with a wrapper or a jar or a bottle he mutters ‘c’mere’ and opens it for me without even sparing me a glance. the thing is, people love you quietly, and you love them quietly, and the air is buzzing with tiny but grand gestures & once you look for them, you find them everywhere. i think that’s really beautiful.
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dourmouse · 3 years
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dourmouse · 3 years
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coffee mug that says "dont talk to me til i've seen images of my fucked up little man
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dourmouse · 3 years
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dourmouse · 3 years
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me screaming crying at god: WHY WON'T IT END? WHY DOESN'T IT EVER END?
god screaming crying at me: WHAT DOES "ENDING" MEAN? WHAT THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN MEAN?
[then we kiss]
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dourmouse · 3 years
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Afraid to have sex wat if she dies
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dourmouse · 3 years
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"I could fix him" maybe he should fix himself. did you ever think about that
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dourmouse · 3 years
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Rapper Eminem instantly goes into 3rd trimester pregnancy on stage.
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dourmouse · 3 years
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oh naur a woman online said she hates men the collapse of society is imminent
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dourmouse · 3 years
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obsessed with the opposite of the childhood friends trope. what if we were just some guys meeting for the first time with like. no significance
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dourmouse · 3 years
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I want a shirt that says future dead wife
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dourmouse · 3 years
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i think girls need to have lots of daydreams and outlandish ideas we'll never pursue. it keeps us sane. or insane. the difference is negligible.
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dourmouse · 3 years
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hey you wanna play spin the bottle ^_^ ok ill go first *points the bottle towards you before pouncing on you*
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dourmouse · 3 years
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this is a red hot chili peppers hate blog btw. they suck
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dourmouse · 3 years
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Gonna make a controversial post. i might get hate for this but i need to get it off my chest
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