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I was expecting anything but not Bard

#tie between cleric and paladin #which tracks honestly

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Mythbusters have 3 categories of myths

the general public doesnt know how physics works

the general public doesnt know how lying works

oh crap this ones real

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・ﾟ･*:.｡. twirling .｡.:*･ﾟ:*･ﾟﾟ+｡

#taylor swift

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I've never done a Meet the Artist before! thought it was time to change that

(forgot to mention that my favourite colour is mustard yellow, but I feel like people might be able to tell 😅)

[art instagram] 🎨 [art twitter]

#this is so cute alana!

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“Listen, I promise you’re in good hands.” 💜

RESIDENT EVIL 3 REMAKE (2020)

#they are the Moment #resident evil

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APHRODITE, Goddess of Love Hades (2020) vs. Hades 2 (TBA)

#uwu #hades

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dude nothing beats the high of goofing around watching a movie, making a funny comment and seconds later a character in the movie says the exact same thing verbatim

#i was screaming #it was so fucking funny #ANYWAY i finally watched the new transformers movie #it was so fucking good i have perished #it's been so long since i yelled “what?” at my tv in shock and excitement #it was so fun! #nancy talks

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#i simply can't get my brain to balance on a bike #i took horse riding lessons once so i know the basics but it's been awhile

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No right or wrong answer, just curious

#i crave the night

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captain killian "hook" jones + text posts 9/?

#my man #killian jones #ouat

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You know how Orin was posing as that love test dryad how long do you think she was there for. How many people did she give relationship advice to. How many couples do you think she broke up.

#the horror lmao #baldur's gate 3 #orin the red

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me trying to convince myself that the whole spectrum of human emotions is a good and necessary thing to feel even if its not comfortable while im actively experiencing emotions that make me feel like my bones are being dissolved in acid

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International Asexuality Day!!

Today, the 6th of April, is international asexuality day.

It’s only the 3rd year of celebration, as the day was recognised in 2021!!

It’s worldwide effort to recognize the asexuality community and promote understanding of the asexual spectrum, including all umbrella identities!!

#ace tag

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when the dark urge walks into moonrise and ketheric goes, “you? impossible. you should have never come back here” I just imagine the entire party and all the zealots looking at you like

#i need to do another durge run #baldur's gate 3

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me coming home with taco bell

my corgi: tortilla chips? 👀

#she is obsessed #i haven't even given her taco bell before #she just knows what mexican food smells like and loses her shit #nancy talks #sylvie the puppy

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Lae'zel's character and her entire situation at the beginning of the game becomes so much more funny when you find out she's 22. It makes so much sense. Imagine you're 22 and you're exposed to this dangerous toxin or chemical or something - but not to worry, you learnt that this can be easily fixed, you just need to dial 911 real quick. Common knowledge. Everyone knows that. You learnt that in kindergarten, it's up there with fire alarm drills.

But the people you're stuck with have no concept of modern medicine and when you say "let's go to the hospital" they will say shit like "i think they kill people at the hospital" and "we should ask this swamp lady" or "this guy over there told me about this homoeopathic healer kind of guy but he got abducted" or "this random bard wants to help" and "I'm not going to dial 911 because I don't want the government to know my home address" or "maybe we should consider a deal with Satan". And then a bunch of them KEEP consuming the chemical because it makes them "stronger". One guy might explode for unrelated reasons. You have a few days before this situation is getting critical and suddenly they're solving crime and doing general charity for the community.

And FOR SOME REASON you still try to help these idiots and you STILL want to help them get the cure even though they all keep insisting the "doctors" at the "hospital" might try to "kill them" and they don't have insurance. And you keep telling them to just. go. to. the. hospital. before the time runs out and you all die very horribly of a very treatable condition.

And also you're 22 in a foreign country and you're responsible for shepherding this gaggle of idiots who are all ranging anywhere from 24 to 240 years old.

#hilarious honestly #baldur's gate 3