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how it looks for two loner shut-ins to swag out together

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*opens word doc covered in blood* it doesn’t have to be good. it just has to be done.

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"i have to eat him" you literally dont

#lemme be a rustic cannibal please n thank you

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Love strictly-text porn blogs that post shit like "rubbing his cunt until he's suicidal"

#finding text-porn but it says shit like ‘pirouetting on his balls while he recites the Declaration of Independence’

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dude your pussy just skittered away. like a insect

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Gojo headcanons bc ive got too much time on my hands

bro ate chalk as a kid and ive got proof

look at his kid self for a sec, he’s got a grown out buzzcut and the blue eyed stare. thats a chalk eater

you can’t convince me he’s a good swimmer

he’s lanky and tall, bro gets swept away the min he is near the ocean. he’s built to be shark food, sorry luv

the cloth he wears to cover his eyes is raggedy as hell

let me explain. he wears it constantly both in and out of battle, he wears it in any weather, and let’s be real he’s so odd that he probs sleeps in it sometimes

this leads me to believe that even tho he almost never gets hurt during a fight the blood and grime gets all up in the cloth

no amount of Tide or even acid could get rid of the STENCH that mask holds

it smells like ten cans of bounce that ass. one whiff could, quite literally, kill an old man

he’s a chronic podcast listener

tried to become one of those skater kids, failed miserably. geto never let him live it down

i think he’d make a great partner but if you listen to Hozier he will cause a scene

basically what im saying is he’s jealous of Hozier

Gojo knows that no matter how strong he is he will NEVER compare to that man’s vocals/lyrics and what they do to you

que Gojo trying to sing your fav Hozier song(s) but he can’t match the pitch which sends you into cardiac arrest

other than that he’s a pretty good singer, could probs serenade you to sleep

you know how everyone has an irrational fear? yuh his is birds

you ever see him interact with one in a normal way?

you see a bird, he sees a sack of organs with hollow bones that sore through the sky and sometimes they can talk

he pisses his pants when he sees a macaw

he’s a rich bitch and it’s a problem. not cuz he’s an ass abt it but bc he spoils the hell out of the teens

we know he would buy Megumi anything in the world but Yuuji and Nobara get the same treatment

he saw Yuuji’s orphaned ass and immediately transferred HUNDREDS to Yuuji’s bank acc

ain’t no student of his gonna be broke, that’s for sure

probs carries around pics of Megumi from when the teen was a kid

some are cute such as Megumi at the beach or having a fun at the zoo. others are of Megumi fighting for his life

i feel that when Yuuji entered the equation he also started taking pics of him during cute, fun, or important moments

very much sentimental older brother energy

whenever Gojo gets sick or injured he either becomes a massive baby or denies it until he’s dead

depends on the problem tbh. if he’s got a head cold he needs to be hospitalized but if he got his legs cut off he’d ignore it for weeks

you know how most men’s body wash or shampoo is named in, what’s considered, “masculine scents”

like redwood, campfire smoke, whiskey, fucking piss water

yuh he’s not a fan

i don’t think he’d really like those scents. in his mind, why does smelling like burnt coal or salt = masculine?

he probs just grabs whatever he likes, maybe orange scented stuff or even subtle vanilla

whatever cologne he wears tho is fucking delicious. you smell it and immediately your knees give out

i think if you gave him a huff of old spice tho he’d just disintegrate

im thinking of his general hygiene now, he has a solid routine

it’s not a million steps, probs just good quality face wash, serums, and moisturizer

that being said he suffered horrific back acne as a kid. dont ask how I know this, i will eat you alive

he looks and acts flawless but we know the truth. he sucks at card games

Yuuji’s biggest flex is he beat Gojo at go-fish 28 times in a row

he says calabunga and not a single person can stand it

that’s it for now, i’ll probs add more headcanons later

thanks for coming to my ted talk, i hope this post finds you before Sukuna does

(this is all mildly unedited, soz for mistakes)

#jjk #gojo satoru #jjk satoru #Gojo #jjk gojo #satorugojo

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Toji being in jjk just in general is so funny and weird if you think about it.

you’ve got cursed spirits every where, there’s a teen housing one of the worst curses in his literal body, some emo kid with two dogs is roaming the streets, a dude with the blue eyed stare is still depressed because his ex-bestie fucked off, and there’s a ginger running around wielding a metaphorical fire-arm.

what do you have in the middle of all this bullshit? you got some broke dad who doesn’t own shoes, smells like cheap aftershave, sings the dollar song all day, he’s got a pet worm who coughs weaponry and also he’s shaped like a glass coke bottle.

#jjk #jujutsu kaisen #toji fushiguro #jjk toji #jujutsu toji #Toji #I love this fucking anime #bro is asking for dimes meanwhile yuuji is fighting for his life #he’d trade you for a rusty nickel #slander

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why do all the best, most exquisite, heart wrenching, relatable, amazing anime’s always start with some lil boy just trying to have a good day?

#anime

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i want to write so bad but everytime i open my word doc this is how i look at it

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"who radicalized you" ever since i was a child i wanted other people to be treated nicely and fairly because i didnt understand why theyd deserve otherwise and it fills me with disgust seeing how people treat their fellow human beings sometimes

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bro ur interupting my "pacing around pointlessly and listening to music" time can u not

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(after misunderstanding what someone said and embarrassing myself) oh great now they hate me and want to kill me with rocks

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za dobro jutro.