there’s never gonna be another folkore/evermore caliber album ever again you stupid slut!
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“Never make fun of someone’s passion because that’s the thing that saves them from the world.”
— Unknown
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Finally got noise cancelling headphones-
Life changing.
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when I see something dated 2019 I think “oh that’s not too long ago” and then I remember that 2019 was not only five years ago but those five years have somehow contained several lifetimes
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I know I’m incredibly late but Laufey is amazing
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happy birthday!!!
Thank youuuu annon
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me every time i spend over $50 on something, no matter how worthy of my money it is: oh god. what have i done. what have i just done. what have i
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I am a terrible combination of “whatever happens, happens” and “If everything doesn’t go according to plan, I will vaporize”
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The key to a balanced diet is three servings of #revenge of the sith, one plate of #babies, and four glasses of Tide Pod juice.
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THANK YOUUU xxxx
officially my birthday
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Thank youuuuu!!!
Sending you my a virtual hug
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Internet hug!
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officially my birthday
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a weighted blanket is not enough please compress me into a .zip file
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If a worker who isn't the owner says ANYTHING similar to "I'm not really supposed to do this but-" and then does something that helps you, under no circumstances inform the business, including through reviews. You tell them that the worker was polite, professional, the very model of customer service and why you like to go there. You do not breathe a word of the rulebreaking.
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