I dreamed that I was playing mariokart and there was a track that took 3 days to complete and when I somehow managed to get 1st place a popup came onscreen that had a pic of koopa troopa and text that read “congratulations!! you’re gonna have so much sex” and I started laughing so hard I woke up
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Not what I expected coming from John Green
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Join us friendship bracelet
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why is ao3 is blocked on the hospital wifi????
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don’t piss me off. you don’t know who you are messing with.
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he would be such a Banger Mutual tbh. I just know he’d have 1k on here minimum and would post about the souls games and be like “still haven’t found a job #what if we all die” every other day and we’d all be like noooo keep going oomfie but whatever you do, do NOT work a food service job‼️😭 and then one day he gets doxxed over furry closed species discourse on the toyhouse forums and we’d all find out he’s not some 22 year old he/it from toledo taking a gap year with a display case full of transformers in his room but a Sponge and we’d all be like WHAT DO YOU MEAN MY MUTUAL LIVES IN BIKINI BOTTTOMMMMMMM😭😭😭😭😭
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chilchuck the wingman that doesn’t want to be a wingman
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me when mutuals in the notifs: mutuals in the notifs!!!!!!!!!!!!
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time loops that include two characters meeting for the first time are heartbreaking because like I know everything about you. You have told me your favorite color more times than I can count and i know exactly how your eyes look right before the light leaves them because I’ve been here before but you only just learned my name.
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society is actually wrong. u can like poem and talk about it to ur friends
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