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I could never go down on an Irish person… I would be too busy laughing from saying “it’s magically delicious”

#fyp #Irish #lucky charms #please dont hate me

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Please for the love of destiel do not talk to me if you have an accent of any kind because my dumb brain will immediately want to copy it and I will say something dumb in the same accent only to realize I indeed cannot do that accent

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A couple days ago I was taking an order over headset at my job and the lady at first had started talking with a Wisconsin accent almost and since we are trained were I work to be almost overly nice I had replied back to her,without thinking, “you betcha” in a very bad Wisconsin accent. I live no where near Wisconsin nor did I talk like that ever again while taking her order

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Can it still be socially acceptable to ask people what they like to play on the playground with the most?

Mine was the swings

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You’re a lizard Larry

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I am currently running on 3 hours of sleep, self depreciation thoughts and half a cup of iced coffee.

I am either ready to fight god or die trying

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Person: wow you have such a great personality

Me: thanks lol

Inner me: you fool, I am but a vessel full of shitposts and memes alone

#shitpost

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Would I automatically be sent to hell if I stole a traffic cone from a church??

#shitpost #questions

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Y’all ever just be chilling out in public and BOOM now your horny

#anyone else?

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I need A GIRLFRIEND

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I was at Walmart the other day and “Heat Of The Moment” was playing .... it was Tuesday

#dammit dean #supernatural #do these tacos taste funny to you?

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Me: *pulls out flask at church*

Pastor: no alcohol allowed in church please

Me: *swallowing* this is mouth wash

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That’s not very cachow of you my dude

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I just want someone that will have matching anime profile pics

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Me: *wants a boyfriend*

Also me,remembering I have to socialize to meet someone: welp guess not

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AaaaAAAAAaaAAAHHHHHhhhHhh

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I flipping hate math. More specifically I hate my brain with math. I can remember how to solve the quadratic formula but I can’t remember what the fuck factored form is