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moxy fruvous you are so loved by me and like the other 3 fans that exist in the world

#im exaggerating #love them tho. had NO IDEA THEY WENT ON TOUR WITH ALFRED YANKOVIC???????? #moxy fruvous

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i wonder how this aged, sara...... hm.

We’re Leaving YouTube

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#i saw this tweet like approximately 5 minutes before i made this meme #enjoy #community #community nbc #ben chang #chang

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we do NOT fuck with jeffannie shippers

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i'm so tired of seeing white celebs who claim to be activists, progressive, support (insert subject) rights etc. not giving a damn about palestine. first it was elliot page always being outspoken about issues, activism, yet he hasn't said a word about palestine. Now it's my favorite band they might be giants who have always been super political and supportive of lgbt folks, autistic people etc, saying "oh you don't wanna hear our opinions on middle east" like what the fuck. how HARD is it to realize that KILLING INNOCENT FAMILIES IS BAD and you should absolutely be pissed!!!! do better white people!!!!! this is why i can't trust y'all!!!

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fl*ns stop ignoring criticism and fucking say something challenge.

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oh brother i see the tee em bee gee dickriders have started to defend their fl*nsypoo.

#flans could say nigga and some of yall would find a way to defend #too far? #idgaf

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totally crazy how i was watching the jim browning video on pig butchering scams while i was waiting for LWT to air..... just for the latest episode to be on the same topic??????!???!!!!?

#john oliver #last week tonight #last week tonight with john oliver #lwt #joliver #like theyre both so well done...... the coincidence is just CRAZY

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#💌 : me irl

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#actors in their 50s and 60s tho #i want them

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new fav hobby is checking the twitter replies on john olivers tweets promoting lwt and seeing how many people are triggered by how the show is still going, then checking their profiles and they are of course, fascists that paid to have their tweets shown at the top, mad that joliver doesn't like their fav racist bigoted billionaires LOL

#“people still watch this?” 🤓🤓 #like yea.... some of us are fucking logical LOL #john oliver #last week tonight #lwt #joliver

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welcome to the dilf-zone. . ݁𖦹₊ ⊹

my name is zel! i am a 19 year old black lesbian from the south (🤠) with a passion for dilfs that never left even after i came out!

here you will find me talking about old men (obviously), fanfictions (both rpf and fictional), and other random stuff. i dont like fanfiction discourse. either you follow me and dont care or just find someone else. rpf is such a nuanced conversation and im not here to indulge in arguments.

i'm not really an exclusionist and i dont have a dni, except no bigotry and no pro-israel warriors. additionally, i don't really ship in community besides jeffbritta and trobed—and i'm a duncan selfshipper, if anyone cares :p

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"you actually find [insert dilf] attractive?"

yes! i actually like old men!

"what classifies as a dilf in your opinion?"

honestly, it depends. i say a lot that some of the men i see people post as "dilfs" dont even look like dilfs tbh, but for me, i think a true dilf in his prime is like early 60s, this is mainly because these are the type of dilfs i like but i always have exceptions.

"why do you find yourself attracted to old men? aren't you a lesbian? doesn't that make you bi?"

these dilfs that i like are celebrities, unobtainable men, some even literal characters from shows and movies. all this stems from my comphet, which i struggled with all my life. i am proudly a lesbian, and came out in 2022. i have had this label for over a year now, i wouldn't trade it for the world. argue with ya momma. (also... i like older women. lol. this blog is just for dilfs.)

when i am less lazy there will be a tagging system. thanks guys!!

#pinned intro #pinned post

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"whos gonna play the beatles in the new beatles movies?????" oh i have the perfect guy

#“he doesnt look like this anymore” I KNOW!!!! JUST SHUT UP AND LAUGH #john oliver #i told my girlfriend he looks like all 4 beatles at once #the beatles #the daily show #joliver

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Also. All these bitches on tiktok who hyped it up to be the most shocking film ever seen are weak as fuck. Getting naked in the pouring rain and fucking the fresh grave of your deceased best friend/homoerotic idol is the tumblr girl's bread and butter

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They're so boyfriends, this is boyfriend behavior!!

#I LOVE RHEMMMMMMM #rollerskating rhink