I love the old timey phrase "you forget yourself". bro that was so impolite like do you even know who you are rn
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what if there was a repressed blond man in love with a dark-haired maniac
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my roommate and i just came up with an idea for a movie called MALL GOTHS that stars owen wilson as a middle-aged divorced-guy manager of a hot topic in like 2010 and with a supporting cast of teenage alt/scene/goth employees he has to go undercover when a group of occultists hold the mall hostage to perform horrible rituals bringing demons and hellbeasts etc to earth and they assume the hot topic employees are down for their cause. yes there WILL be a scene where a teenage girl (likely played by katheryn newton) puts owen wilson in goth makeup. what do you think
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I just think people who clean public spaces should make no less than $100,000 a year
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Me normally: I'm not really good with kids, tbh. I can't see myself being a parent
Eraserhead baby: Eeeehhh
Me:
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sexualizingthatoldman.com/careers
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no matter the struggles there is always ao3 in bed
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I think that after the wire bashir should have prescribed garak sunglasses to deal with the 'everything is so fucking bright here' problem. everything about the series is exactly the same except that in every scene that's set on ds9 garak's like '😎my dear doctor -- '
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I think we need more "unnecessary" gore in horror movies actually I think people should explode into a giant mess of blood and tissue and viscera during random scenes in horror movies
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you aren’t a bad person for having “bad” teeth. you’re not less worthy of love or respect because your teeth are cracked/broken/crooked/discolored. ppl with “bad” teeth deserve better
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