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davisexplainableart · 23 days
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Incorrect Quotes (Kaput & Zösky)
Zösky: Oh my god, Kaput!
Kaput: What?
Zösky: You crisperized our waiter!
Kaput: What was I supposed to do? He came at me with a knife!
Zösky: 'Cause you ordered the stake!
Kaput: That is... NOT an excuse.
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davisexplainableart · 24 days
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April 5, 2019 (National Superhero Unmask Day):
Tara ('Lectric Lass): Hey uh... Has anyone seen Tommy? I haven't seen him since we started the show.
Tommy: Oh, pardon me, mam'. Tommy is in... uh... in the restroom.
Tara ('Lectric Lass): Tommy, that's... that's not-
Tommy: My name's not Tommy, 'Lectric Lass. You can call me... *dramatic zoom* The Beard Hunter!
Tara ('Lectric Lass): The... what?
Tommy (Beard Hunter): Yes, the one and only!
Tara ('Lectric Lass): Okay, this is ridiculous. Tommy, you don't even have a beard, or a mask... Do you even know what 'National Superhero Unmask Day' is?
Tommy (Beard Hunter): I said my name isn't-
Tara ('Lectric Lass): And what are super powers, anyway?
Tommy (Beard Hunter): First of all, my real name, which I'd prefer not to say but whatever, is Earnest.
Tara ('Lectric Lass): Okay well, what are your super powers, Earnest?
Tommy (Beard Hunter): Second of all, my lack of beard is because of a hormone disorder.
Tara ('Lectric Lass): Okay, but-
Tommy (Beard Hunter): And thirdly, my powers are... um... actually, could we put an explanation onscreen please?
(A snippet from a then-upcoming episode of the DC series "Doom Patrol" plays to show what his powers are. The snippet in question is from some where in this video)
Tara ('Lectric Lass): *looking grossed out* You eat the... Tommy, that's disgusting!
Tommy (Beard Hunter): *ahem*
Tara ('Lectric Lass): *sigh* 'Earnest, that's disgusting...'
Tommy (Beard Hunter): That's better.
Tara ('Lectric Lass): I'm just gonna... go somewhere else...
(TRANSITION)
Kid: Time now for tonight's brand new Ed, Edd n Eddy Future, right here on Fridays.
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Yes, we actually used this particular show to promote DC's Doom Patrol.
Of course, there were some Mixels shenanigans this week, too. It involved me and someone else using masks to look completely unrecognizable to the audience in our studio.
The best part was revealing that the female superhero was Jamzy (leader of the Mixies), despite the belief that it was Chao (since it sounded almost exactly like her), even though Chao was actually absent that week.
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davisexplainableart · 24 days
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March 15, 2019 (St. Patrick's Day 2019):
(NOTE: This part of the show was not scripted, nor was it planned. Due to this, the scene went on for several minutes, so I will only show a portion of the recorded dialogue)
Tara: Is this not the 1st fake report you've received?
Secret Squirrel: *sigh* It never stops. *pulls out some paper* We've had several fake reports in the past few years.
Tara: *grabs the paper and realizes that it's a record of all the false reports they've had lately* Oh dear... I assume the fake reports are starting to get to you, huh?
Secret Squirrel: Yeah... It's especially getting to the chief.
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So for context, as we were doing our St. Patrick's Day show, someone (presumably a prankster) decided to report us to a secret agency in the CN city (the same one that Secret Squirrel and Morocco Mole work at).
According to Secret, the caller claimed that there was a robbery of some sort happening in the building (which, of course, wasn't true).
Thankfully, despite the tensity of the situation, nobody got hurt.
This actually wouldn't be the only instance of Secret Squirrel appearing in the studio, but we'll get to that when the time comes.
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davisexplainableart · 25 days
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(Big thanks to TheGreatCodeholio for uploading this footage, check out the video here)
March 5, 2004:
EMAIL TIME
Tommy: Tonight's email comes to us from Zack, and he writes...
"Dear Fridays people, (T: That's us. Z: Yeah)
I dare Nzinga to take one of Tommy's sweaty socks and make it into tea.
Zack"
Tommy: Well, Zack, we don't really treat girls like that around here on Fridays. However, it IS a dare so Nzinga, I'm afraid you're gonna have to do it.
Nzinga: I-...
Tommy: Exacts...
Nzinga: Right... So, keep sending those emails into "[email protected]".
Tommy: Yeah, and we might read one of your letters on the air.
Nzinga: I don't do dares.
(There's a few rapid fire things that occur before they get to the show (Codename: Kids Next Door in this case), but I'll ignore that for now)
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Okay, so... that email was 3 things...
Interesting
Disgusting
Interestingly Disgusting
I have no words...
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davisexplainableart · 25 days
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Bad News
Guys... I'm afraid I have some really bad news. Let me explain...
I've been watching the rest of Kaput and Zösky since I encountered them. I wanted to better understand what they were like.
Unfortunately, as I was watching the series, I... came across something... horrible...
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I think I might have a crush on that one bartender/waitress in the episode "Discotekus":
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I-I don't know how to feel about this...
I'll... just go... to bed.
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davisexplainableart · 26 days
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March 28 - 31, 2024 - Who are Kaput and Zösky?:
*sigh* Just go ahead and laugh at me. I honestly don't know what made me think this would go well...
I couldn't possibly chock it up to 'oh I didn't see the show', I had already seen a few episodes, so I obviously should've known better.
But yes, I've been interested in this duo since March, and was curious to learn more.
I decided to change into an alien (specifically a Lamammian, the same race as Zösky), follow them on whatever planet they were on at that time and ask them questions.
But apparently, I never considered that one of them was far too eager to shoot me with his laser gun (referred to as a "crisperizer").
All I really picked up on is that Zösky had come up with a strategy for whenever someone stalks or follows them.
I don't know what the strategy is supposed to be, I was too busy making my escape while Kaput was arguing about how he didn't like the strategy because it "doesn't work". I heard Zösky say that they hadn't actually tried the strategy yet, so Kaput wouldn't know if it worked or not.
Just a reminder, this all happened in the span of only 8 minutes.
Got nothing else to say.
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davisexplainableart · 28 days
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March 29 - 30, 2024 - I Don't Even Like This Character (Home on the Range 20th Anniversary):
Okay, well, that's not entirely true.
It's more that I don't like the person who voices her (who I won't name because I don't care).
That's pretty much I wanted to have my voice unchanged, with the exception being the fact that becoming a cow always leads me to put on a Southern accent.
I mean, I ain't complainin'. Maggie's original VA could barely do a Southern accent herself. I can easily pull it off, no sweat!
As for Maggie herself, I don't know too much about her. I'm postin' this before I watch Home on the Range in full (probably not gonna like it because I've heard it's really dumb and stupid).
I do really like her design, though, I look mighty fine!
Not sure about this pointy chest though, no idea what that's s'posed to be...
Now, I'm sure some of y'all have some questions about this, so let's just get 'em outta the way.
Q: Where is this located? A: On a farm, I booked a vacation to this farm a few weeks ago.
Q: Why'd ya do all this? A: Someone paid me to watch the movie. And besides, with that film, I'm probably not gonna have much fun reviewing it, so spending time on a farm as a cow is just what I need to actually have fun during my time here.
(Hey guys, IRL Davis here. For context, in this canon of mine, I have a Youtube channel with a slightly large following (only a few thousand subscribers). On the channel, I usually like to talk about whatever's on my mind (unless it involves politics, I don't like talking about politics). However, then there's my Patreon (again this isn't real), where people can pay me and request things for me to review)
(About a month for 2 before this TF sequence, someone patrons me to review Home on the Range for its 20th anniversary, and they want me to do something big (they don't specify). However, I, knowing how dull and boring the movie is considered by critics, need to think outside the box for this)
(So, I decide to ask the TF crew to book me a vacation at a farm, wanting to review the movie while there. I ask if I could spend my time there as a cow myself, and they suggest turning into one of the characters from the movie. I choose Maggie because even though I don't like her VA, her large size was something I could possibly get a kick out of. Of course, I ask for my voice to not be changed too much, which they understand)
(Why the vacation? Well, like I said, with how dull the movie is, I have to think of other methods in order to fulfill the patron's request. Plus, the farm we book is very nice. I have a nice place to sleep and everything. Unfortunately, none of the other animals seem to like me)
(Okay, back to the actual text)
Q: Why'd ya make Maggie's hair longer in the front? A: Personal preference.
Q: Why the 'erect teats'? A: Personal preference.
Q: If ya don't like Maggie's VA, why'd ya wanna change into her. A: I like being large, that's all.
Q: With the teats and the sweat, I have to ask. Were ya sweaty or horny durin' this sequence? A: Both; surprised you didn't get that from the teats, which are CLEARLY looking hardened as if they're small d***s. Since I'm a female, and therefore don't have a certain male appendage, having my teats become erect when I'm horny makes up for it; and it feels just as glorious... *giggle*
"Maggie, what are ya doin' with your udder? You ain't done yet."
Wait, wha? Oh, erm... sorry... Where were we?
Q: What else are you doing on the farm besides watching the movie? A: I'm prolly gon look at some other things related to Home on the Range, like that one video game they made. Not gon play 'em myself, of course 'cause... Y'know, no thumbs.
Q: Were you told to use a new name when you became a cow? Some farms do that to people. A: Yes, that's true. For some reason, they tried to name me themselves. Tried namin' me 'Bessie', which is dumb because...
That name's too obvious. I feel like I hear people use that darn name for cows way too often.
This cow body is based on a pre-existing character, and she already has a name of her own.
Q: Are you typing this post yourself? A: No, I literally just told ya that I don't have thumbs. A human is doin' it for me.
Right, I think that's everything I wanted to say. See ya!
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davisexplainableart · 1 month
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SPRING BREAK
Hey guys, I'm finally on Spring Break!
In celebration of this, I've lined up a handful of drawings to be posted throughout the week. Some big pieces, some little sketches (I think, I haven't decided on that part yet).
I haven't decided the posting dates for everything, but here are the ones I have decided on...
April 2: "I Don't Even Like This Character", a TF Tuesday drawing focused around a rather disliked movie that's celebrating its 20th anniversary on April 2nd. I'll go into more detail when I post the drawing.
April 5: Several Fridays pieces, one from 2004 and two from 2019.
Alongside those, I've also got another (currently yet to be scheduled) piece in the works involving a rather obscure animated series; one whose fandom has been rather quiet this year (especially compared to 2023 and 2022).
Now, I'm not saying that me posting something related to the show will automatically revive the fandom. This is just me making some fan art of the show just for fun.
See you in April!
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davisexplainableart · 2 months
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March 8, 2019:
*Tommy and Tara are shown setting up pillow forts*
Tommy: We'll be back with more of tonight's new Ed, Edd n Eddy Future, right here on Fridays.
Tara: So, what type of fort are you trying to make, exactly?
Tommy: Y'know, I never actually thought about that.
Tara: *sigh* Never mind...
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Yes, this is indeed the 1st Fridays of the livestream era to have Tommy and Tara in their updated designs.
Also, this whole 'pillow-fort' thing was actually a premise that was already used in 2017.
While that does seem rather lazy, keep in mind that early 2019 had the cast and crew try various things to get back on track after how lazy things got by 2018, even if that meant recycling old scenarios.
(Hey guys, IRL Davis. Just letting you know that this will probably be the last post I make this month. My 2 new classes are giving me so much homework and assessments that I'm probably not gonna have any time to draw until Spring Break, which isn't until April for me)
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davisexplainableart · 2 months
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Well... this took longer for me to bother finishing than I expected.
January 16, 2023 - February 25, 2024 - Flain's Frustration:
(Sorry if it's hard to read the text, zooming in might make it easier)
With this occurring so long ago, I can't quite remember why I had Flain be a part of this. I don't think even he remembers.
(Hey guys, IRL Davis here. If you're wondering why this took so long, it's simply because I was lazy)
(I'm also sorry that I still haven't posted much lately. I've recently gotten 2 new classes for my current semester in college, and the amount of work they're giving me is a bit exhausting)
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davisexplainableart · 2 months
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February 25, 2024 - Retooling:
Recently, around the time of this year's "Snow Moon", I was interested in having a bit of a redesign for my Were-Mixel form.
I felt that it was too similar to Scorpi's normal body, so I asked some of my crew to retool it and make it look much less like him. This is me changing into my new Were-Mixel form for the 1st time.
By this point in my life, the pain caused by transforming is completely gone, and has pretty much been replaced with arousal, as noticed by how EXTREMELY horny I am.
I'm gonna continue to work on the design.
(Also, sorry I haven't posted much... again. I've been suffering from a strange skin infection, and I don't know when it's gonna go away)
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davisexplainableart · 2 months
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March 1, 2019 (Mixels 5-Year Anniversary):
Flain & Teslo Mix (controlled by Flain): Alright, every-Mixel! How's everyone likin' the show so far?
Audience: *cheers and applauds*
Chao: That's great, 'cause we're only just getting started!
Flain & Teslo Mix: Yep, it's time for tonight's Fridays' Orbit Code.
Chao: That's the code you can enter in the "Orbit" section on "cnfansite.com" to get special prizes, like sneak peeks at new episodes, as well as other digital memorabilia!
Flain & Teslo Mix: And... could we put tonight's code on the big screen, please?
*The Orbit Code is revealed to be "CUBIT"*
Audience: *applauds at the reveal*
Flain & Teslo Mix: "CUBIT"! There's the code, everyone!
Chao: Once again, make sure you head to the "Cartoon Orbit" section of "cnfansite.com" by the end of tonight to receive this week prizes!
Flain & Teslo Mix: We'll be back with more of our Mixels 5-Year Anniversary Celebration after this!
Audience: *applauds again*
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(Hey guys, IRL Davis here)
(On March 1, 2019, to celebrate the 5-Year anniversary of Mixels' official Series 1 release, Fridays presented a night full of Mixels specials, including alterations of old ones, and the original Mixels shorts being played throughout)
(Naturally, with today being the 10-Year anniversary of their release, I decided to draw a picture from that particular show)
(Also, if you're wondering why this mix of Flain and Teslo is hosting alongside Chao instead of me, it's because I'd imagine myself being too chicken to go on a big stage myself)
(BTW, yes, this was meant to be our own take on CCF's "Orbit Codes". Sure, the prize isn't the same as 'exclusive ctoons", but none of the Mixels really knew how that worked at the time, so this is what we came up with instead)
(Feel free to ask any questions you may have about this particular Fridays show)
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davisexplainableart · 2 months
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February 17, 2006 (Presidents' Day Weekend 2006):
Narrator: Cartoon Network now continues its election coverage... with a speech from Tommy Snider. Candidate... for Fridays president. And now, Tommy Snider...
*Audience applauds as Tommy puts on glasses*
Tommy: Three score and seven days ago, I was one of the first humans to host Fridays.
*Audience applauds*
Tommy: My opponent is not as experienced at hosting as I am, and it shows.
Tara: Boooo!
Tommy: In closing... Let me just say that... unlike my opponent, I speak softly. *pulls out megaphone* But I carry a big bullhorn!
*Audience cheers and applauds*
Long Haul: Aw, no! I thought you buried that thing!
Vernon: Eh...
Tommy: Vote for Tommy.
*Tara is shown shaking her head in annoyance*
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(Hey guys, IRL Davis here)
(I almost completely forgot today was Presidents' Day. That's why this was sorta late)
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davisexplainableart · 2 months
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February 14, 2020 (Valentine's Day):
*Tommy is shown eating out of a box of chocolates*
Tara: Uh, Tommy? Are you eating-
Tommy: For the last time, Tara, I didn't poison the chocolates!
Tara: Wh-... I never assumed that!
Tommy: Really?
Tara: Tommy, even if you did poison the chocolates, why are you eating them?
Tommy: Oh, right... What's your problem, then?
Tara: Well, aren't those chocolates for the audience only?
*Tommy freezes*
Tommy: DOOOOOOOP!!!!!
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(Hey guys, IRL Davis here)
(Sorry I'm a day late. I got really sick yesterday, and didn't want to do anything other than lie down and rest)
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davisexplainableart · 3 months
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February 10, 2024 - Year of the Dragon:
Don't believe me when it comes to the lucky colors? Here's where I got the information.
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davisexplainableart · 3 months
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February 3, 2017 (National Red Day):
*Tara holds up a clipboard, while Tommy sits at a table with the hosts' collection of red object. He's shown to be frustrated over something*
Tara: Okay, let's see what we have so far...
Tommy: We have uh... some peppers.
*Tara writes it down on paper*
Tommy: Some apples... and one tomato. That's it, I think.
Tara: Er... No, I'd say the balloon counts as well.
Davis (offscreen): No, ThEy'Re GoInG tO rUiN tHe NeTwOrK!!!
Tara: Davis, what are you whining about this time?
Tommy: Probably the same nonsense as before...
Davis: NO, ThE TeEn TiTaNs ArE gOiNg To TaKe OvEr FrIdAyS!!!
Tommy: No, they are not, calm down!!!
*Davis ignores him and keeps whining anyway*
Tommy: *sigh* I need some more cartoons to get this off my mind.
Tara: Oh, well you're in luck. We just so happen to have prepared a brand new episode of Ed, Edd n Eddy, and it's coming up right now!
Tommy: Thank goodness...
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davisexplainableart · 3 months
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WALKOUT
[Taken directly from "News" section of Mixels site]
(Also this isn't actually real)
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Photo Above: Frontman, known as Davis, walking off stage, possibly for good.
During yesterday's Mixels show at the Leader Bank Pavilion in Boston, the Oasis-based set had the frontman, known as Davis, walking off the stage after just 2 songs.
The band were running through Oasis's classic hit "Cigarettes and Alcohol", when Davis suddenly left the stage after he finished singing.
However, unlike New York and Los Angeles (where he left halfway through a song and didn't return until later), the 20-year old frontman did not return to the stage at all.
The band were faced with booing from the crowd while Davis was on stage, and they didn't stop until the band got to their next song, "Acquiesce", with lead guitarist Footi taking over vocals for the rest of the set.
Davis left the venue shortly after walking offstage, likely to return home. Around 4:45pm EST, Davis posted on social media...
"I'm never singing Cigarettes and Alcohol again."
Hours later, it was confirmed that Davis had completely walked out of the tour, and had no plans to return.
When asked about his thoughts, the band's tour manager [Mr. S***head] stated,
"That son of a b****! He has disrespected everybody here! He's disrespected his band, he's disrespected his family, he's disrespected our brand, even himself! That self-righteous piece of s*** is a disgrace and deserves to burn in-
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Shut up, already.
I've had enough of that p***k. I kept trying to tell him about my throat and my voice, and he never listened to me.
And then, when I walk away for those reasons, he throws a temper tantrum because he thinks I'm "disloyal" or something like that.
I'm not even joking, I found a picture of him shouting at one of our crew members backstage, after I had left the venue.
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This guy is a complete sicko, and I'm not spending the next few months having him watch over me, like some dictator.
This is probably the last post I'll ever make about this tour.
Almost every show we've played was in the freezing cold, the tour manager has nearly broken me (at the very least, he's broken my vocal chords), and if I'm being honest, I think I just need a short break from Oasis...
I will say, I do kinda like the song that Liam Gallagher and John Squire released recently.
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