curtistheelf

[curtistheelf]

I wish I could eat chalk

#don't even ask #curtis the elf #curtis speaks #the santa clause #tsc

[curtistheelf]

SANS UNDERTALE MENTIONED ⁉️ I didn’t take you for an undertale guy 👁️👁️

Do you have any hobbies or whatever that you like to do outside of work?

I've been an undertale fan since it came out in 2015!!

Do I have any hobbies? Honestly, not a lot! But I like the hobbies I have.

I watch a lot of movies and TV shows (like A LOT a lot), and I draw sometimes. Other than that I like roller/ice skating and reading? :3

#undertale fan for nearly nine years #curtis the elf #the santa clause #tsc #curtis speaks #ask box

[curtistheelf]

You’re old asf right have you ever met Julius Caesar? Or has Bernard? 👀

I'm only 900 so I wasn't actually alive when Julius Caesar lived!! But maybe Bernard has met him, I've never asked before.

#nobody has referred to me as “old asf” in a WHILE #Bernard is like ANCIENT dude i wouldn't put it past him #curtis the elf #the santa clause #tsc #curtis speaks #bernard the elf

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update on @the-arch-elf 's discord profile that I think you all should know about.

#can't believe BERNARD is the funniest person i know #yes I'm sand underman #don't ask #curtis the elf #the santa clause #tsc #curtis speaks #bernard the elf

[curtistheelf]

@the-arch-elf hey man

why are you Caesar

#???? #woke up and he changed his profile to this #curtis the elf #the santa clause #tsc #curtis speaks #bernard the elf

[curtistheelf]

Guess who FINALLY succeeded in convincing @the-arch-elf to watch star trek

(it was me, we watched an episode yesterday and, he doesn't want to admit it but, I know he really really likes it)

#we're gonna watch more tonight #curtis the elf #the santa clause #tsc #curtis speaks #bernard the elf

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What movie did it to ya curtis

THE FOX AND THE HOUND

#i thought they would stay best friends forever and ever and ever #but NO #curtis the elf #the santa clause #tsc #curtis speaks #ask box

[curtistheelf]

@the-arch-elf keeps harassing me with really bad jokes

#the worst thing is that they DO make me laugh!! #so annoying #i dont want him to think hes actually funny /lh #curtis the elf #the santa clause #tsc #curtis speaks #bernard the elf

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Why does every movie I watch leave me in tears this is unfair.

#the first two in this series were really funny #im pretty sure bernard is done with consoling me every time #curtis the elf #the santa clause #tsc #curtis speaks

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DUDE. ARE YOUR TOES OKAY?????????? YOU DIDN'T GET FROSTBITE DID YOU??

My toes are okay, I did not get frostbite! yaayy!! 🎉🎉

#bernard did yell at me when i got back #and threw socks at me #multiple times #curtis the elf #the santa clause #tsc #curtis speaks #ask box

[curtistheelf]

I'm definitely not outside already..

Bye bye shoes, RIP curtis’s toesies

I'm ready to go ‼️

#i am #i am outside #we're BUILT for the cold i can handle a few minutes outside!! #the santa clause #curtis the elf #tsc

[curtistheelf]

I plan on pranking Bernard by covering all his office supplies stuff in wrapping paper. You in? 👀

Of course I'm in, tell me the time and place and trust me I will be there

#I would NEVER pass up the opportunity to prank Bernard #GENIUS IDEA #curtis the elf #the santa clause #tsc #curtis speaks #ask box

[curtistheelf]

Bye bye shoes, RIP curtis’s toesies

I'm ready to go ‼️

#curtis the elf #the santa clause #tsc #curtis speaks #ask box

[curtistheelf]

I have to deliver something to a field elf drop-off place but I can't find my shoes OR SOCKS so I'm just going outside without!!!

#wish me luck #vaguely excited about this actually #curtis the elf #the santa clause #tsc #curtis speaks

[curtistheelf]

AROACE CURTIS LETS GO BUD 💪💪💪💪💪💪💪

#Woohoo!!!! #aroace !!!! #proud and prideful or something!!!! #curtis the elf #the santa clause #tsc #curtis speaks #ask box

[curtistheelf]

Guess what

#the nerd likes star trek #what a surprise #(it's not a surprise at all) #this is the next generation uniform but i like all of the star treks #curtis the elf #the santa clause #tsc #curtis speaks

[curtistheelf]

atw too many cookiies :(

#hurrgghhh #tummy ache #i'm being so brave about it #curtis the elf #the santa clause #tsc #curtis speaks