cumyongie

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Taeyong, scolding: You're either lying or stupid!

Mark, panicking: I'm stupid I'm stupid!

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Taeyong meeting Doyoung for the first time: Oh you have to meet Jaehyunnie he's my little baby he's so cute he'll be here soon I can't wait for you to meet him he's the sweetest-

Doyoung:

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127 talking about the weather:

Taeyong, unprompted: Jaehyun looks really handsome today.

127: ... Aight.

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Taeyong, thinking: how to make everything about jaehyun

Jaehyun, to NCTzens: did you guys enjoy our performance today?

Taeyong: yeah you were hot af

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Johnny: Dom or sub?

Taeyong: I guess Domino's, since I don't go to Subway that much. I don't see why you'd put them in the same category though?

Johnny: ...

Yuta: I'm gonna tell him.

Taeyong: ???

Jaehyun: Don't you fucking dare.

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Jaehyun: I don't want to ruin our friendship,but I'd actually like to touch your ass.

Taeyong: Ruin it.

[cumyongie]

Jaehyun: Truth or dare?

Taeyong: Truth

Jaehyun: I dare you to kiss me

Taeyong: *kisses Jaehyun*

Doyoung: He didn't even choose dare!?!?

[cumyongie]

Incorrect NCT quotes #100

Taeyong: *falls down stairs*

Jaehyun: *catches him* I think you just

Jaehyun: fell for me

Taeyong, blushing: Put me down

[cumyongie]

Taeyong, thinking : Wow, Jaehyun is so handsome and beautiful.

[Jaehyun, trips and falls over his own feet]

Taeyong : Absolutely stunning.

[cumyongie]

Taeyong, frusterated with writing and starts hitting his pen against the table: Why isn’t this working?

Jaehyun: Hey that’s not nice. Would you like it if I banged you on the table?

Taeyong: ...

Taeyong: I don’t know what the correct answer to that question is.

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JaeYong probably...

Jaehyun: What is your strength?

Taeyong: I’m a great flirt.

Jaehyun: What is your weakness?

Taeyong: Those beautiful lips of yours.

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taeyong: i’m sorry, but i think we should break up

jaehyun: oh

taeyong: it’s not you, it’s me

johnny, in the background: mAriO

[cumyongie]

Taeyong, being carried by Jaehyun: Am I heavy?

Jaehyun: Yes, cause I’m carrying my whole world.

Taeyong: Aww!

Jaehyun: That being said, my spine is about to give in.

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Incorrect NCT quotes #107

Jaehyun *visibly drunk, raising a glass of vodka*: Here's a little toast I want to make for my boyfriend.

Taeyong: Jaehyun-

Jaehyun: Hyung, you make my life less hard and my dick harder. So thank you!

*downs the entire glass*

[cumyongie]

caterpillar

doyoung: i want to be a caterpillar

taeyong: explain?

doyoung : eat a lot, sleep for a while. wake up beautiful

taeyong: you know that they have a lifespan of like two weeks right?

doyoung : that's another highlight

jaehyun : DOYOUNG NO-

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taeyong: johnny, can you help me with this crossword puzzle? i need a 7 letter word for 'husband'

taeyong: oh wait, i know

taeyong: *writes down 'jaehyun'*

[cumyongie]

Jaehyun : *casually singing* Roses are red, Violets are blue-

Taeyong from nowhere : You are mine, I love you.

Jaehyun : Awwwwww I love you too.

Taeyong : *blushing madly*