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#dude is suffocating but still insists on eating #man he's so based and stupid #no i ain't misgendering look at his claspers lol #what a wonderful creature

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Made the worst brownies ever created just now

#bro what the fuck #tw Trypophobia #what is this op #looks like the aftermath of ant colonies at war

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Someone said "Are you really so stupid to think that Africa has the same technological advances as us? If they did they would probably have clean water and not live in houses made of sticks and mud. Get over yourself and stop being so ignorant."..... Below is a tiny collection of images of the Africa they refuse to show you..

ches

I’m sorry you’ve been made to believe that the whole of Africa is poor, I really am..

#this is important #some places look nicer and or worse in different areas #so the question is: #are you truly ignorant to believe that your whole world is better than elsewhere #or is it cause you are provlaged enough to be given that illusion

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#dipicions of witches are often old #if that's the case goths can and should be any age! #we stan the granny bats! #goths united #also she looks so pretty the outfits are so cool

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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

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"Isn't it weird that [thing humans commonly eat] is poisonous to literally every domesticated animal" I mean, there's a pretty good chance that [thing humans commonly eat] is at least mildly poisonous to humans, too. One of our quirks as a species is that we think our food is bland if it doesn't have enough poison in it.

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#Hah bonus point for the light mode users! #i use darkmode for most things but i chose good for Tumblr light hooray!

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vlad_shevchenko

#at first because they both looked excited i thought he was looking back and saving up to give her a gift #but instead im just as happy to see that he's going on a date with his girl all like: #“guess who worked hard for the fit!” #and who i think is his gf looks absolutely excited for him #couple/friend goals

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#never thought of this even as an American #suddenly this makes so much sense

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the heartwarming story of a boy and his fucked up cat

i like drawing kid alastor a lot — i love the idea of a child who has scary powers and a penchant for mischief but he's just a little guy who is sleepy at 8 PM

he has a fondness for animals — especially cats because they're smarter than dogs. Plus this cat has a BIIIG smile which makes him EXTRA good.

#HH #bro got kiddified and is using it to his advantage #the smile is less scary but he can get more things out of it #as well as be harder to spot by height #dude is nifty's new pest patrol

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No you'te not "acoustic"

You're not "delulu coded"

You're not "letting the intrusive thoughts win

You are being SILLY ONLINE

KILL THE TIKTOK COMMENT SECTION IN YOUR BRAIN

#tbh i know this is very true #but there's a tiktok/instigram ext guy that calls things delulu which is os where that comes from #at least in some cases #but yeah just say you're being silly

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I'm curious. Reblog this if you know how to cook

I don’t even care if it’s macaroni, ramen or those little bowls you stick in the microwave. Please, I need reassurance that most of the population on tumblr WOULDN’T STARVE TO DEATH if their parents couldn’t fix them food or they couldn’t go out to eat. 

#im not great but i know a wide bit of cooking and baking #jack of all trades master of none if you will

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I would like to note that contrary to popular belief, tuxedo cats are not little businessmen!

tuxedo is formal party attire, if you wore one at a business function, you would be inappropriately dressed!

tuxedo cats are, instead, lil fancy guys, darling socialites, even

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lead balloon (the tumblr post that saved me)

if this comic resonated with you, it would mean the world to me if you donated to this palestinian family's escape fund.

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no creative notes because this isn't that kind of comic.

I know I don’t owe any of you anything but I still felt compelled to write about my long term absence. And I feel far enough away from the dangerous spot I was in to be able to make this comic. I have a therapist now, and she agreed that making this could be a very cathartic gesture, and the start of properly leaving these thoughts behind me. I am still, at seemingly random times, blindsided by fleeting desires to kill myself. They’re always passing urges, but it’s disarming, and uncomfortable. I worry sometimes that my brain’s spent so long thinking only about suicide that it’s forgotten how to think about anything else. Like, now that I've opened that door for myself, I'll never be able to fully shut it again. But I’m trying my best to encourage my mind in other directions. We'll see how that goes.

I am still donating all proceeds from my store to Palestinian causes. So far, I've donated over $15K, not including donations coming from my own pocket or the fundraising streams which jointly raised around $10K. In the time since I made my initial post about where this money would be going, the focus has shifted from aid organisations to directly donating to escape funds.

If you'd like to do the same, you can look at Operation Olive Branch, which hosts hundreds of Palestinian escape funds or donate to Safebow, which has helped facilitate the safe crossing and securing of important medical procedures for over 150 at-risk palestinians since the beginning of the genocide.

#tw suicide #this stuff is scary for those who don't understand #and even if one does understand but not the experience #but it's still just as real #and just as sad that the world makes many start to feel this way #but im glad you found a light in the end #even if the tunnel continues to be dark #at least you found a lighter no matter how small #a flame burns within you #don't let that flame dwindle #if you can't find a way to raise it #let someone offer the lighter fluid

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#childhood pet's alive? #does both count or does it only mean one? #i had them at the same time for most of my childhood so idk #but anyways either good sweet baby matriarch ancient #or big giant deformed paw door opening behemoth #my beloves #sadly they're both gone #but the two were very sweet #one had some. well. not so great genetics because the shitty breeders trying to “keep it pure” #i don't even know what he was #he was like a savannah cat but DEFINITELY NOT mixed with the American shorthair most are #he was basically a savannah cat but WAY bigger and not obese at all. just big. #most of it was the primordial pouch tho #had what we called a spawk paw he opened round doorknobs with #yes they are both cats by the way #pandora was a small what i believe was a russian blue oriental shorthair? idk fully but she was definitely at least part Russian blue #sweetest ancient granny #and than the goliath was Fiji for some reason idk. got him from our uncle before i was born. #i miss them #anyways yeah i choose childhood pet being alive that shit would be so cool/sweet even if it was only for a little while

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#how is the second poll mostly 700+ #but the third poll is mostly 100-500? #some people are lying here