"Your honor, my client was simply exercising their right to free speech! None of their posts were statements of intent."
"So when they said 'We should beat everyone in the CIA to death with hammers, I'm not joking, for real'?"
"Youthful irony, your honor."
"And this post saying... 'I need a surveillance state freak to... suck me off... panopticon style?'"
"I don't think we-- what? Really? Um, actually your honor, my client stands by that one."
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okay so im gonna delete this account in a couple days cause i dont use it so if you by chance wanna follow a sad weeb on twitter i’ll be here so byyyyyyyye
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how does this website work again
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Take someone under your wing || space.ram
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whats so shitty is i dont wanna kill myself but dying doesnt bother me and if it happened id be like lol heeeeeeey thanks yknow WHOMP
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i don’t like when men talk about megan fox
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Mom: You don’t shave your legs OR your armpits?
Me: No
Mom: Are you serious? Personal hygiene!
Me: Yeah? Personal hygiene? Then make my brother shave too.
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Yeah I’m sad and depressed but at least I’m not racist or homophobic
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“Carry On Wayward Son” with every second beat removed
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“Call Me Maybe” with every other beat removed
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to the real MVP, my hand that let me drew this
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Dolly Parton photographed by Michael Marks in Detroit, 1977.
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