crunchyharold

[crunchyharold]

I'm out of the loop, what's the angry blog?

@angry-total-drama-takes lmao i made it forever ago but it had a resurgence

#ask

[crunchyharold]

it happened

the angry blog is taking off for some reason and im getting a bunch of asks and im scared i'll get an ask on another blog and assume it's for the angry one and reply like UGHHH I'M SO FREAKING ANGRY!!!!!! it would be awkward. but funny

[crunchyharold]

#THEM !

[crunchyharold]

honestly the most problematic thing about chris and larry isn't that larry is a plant because clearly he's sentient (has ability to be fuming) and of age (has a flower presumably for pollenating purposes which means he has reached maturity). it's the fact that chris is larry's deadbeat dad

[crunchyharold]

duncan fan account

[crunchyharold]

the angry blog is taking off for some reason and im getting a bunch of asks and im scared i'll get an ask on another blog and assume it's for the angry one and reply like UGHHH I'M SO FREAKING ANGRY!!!!!! it would be awkward. but funny

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[crunchyharold]

Wdym this isn't how roti ended (1/3)

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have Jo slamming Harold to the floor

#this shoulda happened in tdcc

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Round 3 Match 4

#as a harolder im embarrassed jock is THE rivalry #guyssss what have u done /lh

[crunchyharold]

If harokd was a streamer what do you think he’d do

he'd live react to total drama duncan cringe compilations (he made all of them but he pretends that he just found them on the internet)

and minecraft

#harold ... #ask

[crunchyharold]

#*giggles* sometimes...

[crunchyharold]

justin the type of guy to go "ive never actually listened to music haha it would distort my beautiful eardrums" like that's not an objectively insane statement

this is so real

[crunchyharold]

everyday i pretend we live in a world where sierra and izzy didn't switch teams. i yearn for this simple nonswitch. could make so many things better in my head

sincerely, omegaverse anon

sierra SHOULD have been on team chris she would have had more interactions with alejandro and less with cody. AND team amazon would be more yuri. it's a win win situation

#omegaverse anon ur alive .... #ask #total drama #td

[crunchyharold]

transfem harold headcanons

is still called harold. she's not gonna let down a long line of harold norbert cheever doris mcgradys because of GENDER NORMS who do you think she is

wears really long (and usually ugly) skirts and likes to spin in circles to watch em swish

has gotten really good at spinning for long periods of time without getting dizzy because of this. she challenges people to see who can spin the longest. tyler tried so hard to beat her he threw up

claims to no longer fart because girls don't fart

tried a full face of makeup once (applied by heather in a gay way) but hated the feel of it on her face so she just wears concealer and mascara

goes on long and annoying rants about how gender and gender expression is a social construct to anyone who looks vaguely like they'll listen

also does it to people who purposely misgender her. she thinks she's educating them

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person going throuhg my blog and liking all my mal posts i see u. i know what u are

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SOMEONE PLEASE SAVE EZEKIEL