friendly reminder that YOU 🫵 can make even the most relaxing innocuous activities into high stress situations if you’re mentally ill enough. always believe in yourself and your incapacity to conquer catastrophic thinking!
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just because music isnt playing doesnt mean im not listening to it
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I just watched mean girls and I cannot believe this screenshot from the trailer was a genuine lie
Rip space dyke
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no cheating by looking but who do you think your Spotify top artist is gonna be this year 👀
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fuck i can’t believe i wasted my entire life being moved by art and beauty and the indomitable human spirit ugh i should’ve been making money through internet scams
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if your job sucks just think about gay people on the clock. they legally can’t stop you
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i could never be a referee for the women’s game because if a hot girl told me she didn’t do anything after i visibly saw her trying to kill her rival i’d probably believe her
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being in love with ur friend like entirely platonically is insane. like. hey, i love you so much by the way. i carry a part of you in me, so if were apart ill still do things that will remind me of you because i got it from you. hey man i know were talking right now but i miss you. i love you
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i just think they're neat 🇺🇸💞🏹
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truly cannot stop thinking about renne rapp and auli’i cravalho as regina and janis
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i'm like a werewolf but instead of turning into a wolf on the night of the full moon i dont do that and i just stay human
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