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"Ryan Reynolds? The phone guy? Mint mobile, right? He does movies?"
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She springing on my heel till I jack
She heeling on my jack till I spring
She jacking on my heel till I spring
She jacking on my spring till I heel
She springing on my jack till I heel
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"She called you a lowly wretch? She wants you bad, m'lord."
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So there's this jester who kinda became a meme his name was Triboulet, and the thing that people know him for is slapping the king's ass, and when questioned he said " I'm sorry my lord I miss took you for the queen " and there were some other high jinxes but he avoided execution in the end.
The tragic part is that this was all likely made up by the Victorians in its entirety as they are the earliest records of this story, and they loved to just make shit up. Figuring out what the Victorians just made up is one of the biggest headaches for anyone reading into history. Also, a side note that many of the stories we contribute to Triboulet might have been done by other jesters, and there also might have just been several jesters that went by Triboulet.
Anyways, I say all this to say, "You got fat ass m'lord".
"I'm sorry, m'lord. Your ass is simply too fat"
"GODDAMN, m'lord," said well slapping kingly ass
"Do it clap, m'lord?"
"Gyatt," said the jester
It'll never not be funny even if it never happened.
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