cosmerestuck

[cosmerestuck]

My hero from the oppressed class whose name starts with a K could beat up your hero from the oppressed class whose name starts with a K

#SFDKJDHFDHJGKFDJHKGDJKH #stormlight archive #mistborn #kelsier #kaladin stormblessed #cfsbf #love this great post op #stuck on queue

[cosmerestuck]

Oh man I have actually made some stuff for human!Nightblood and sword!Szeth au before, but it has been a while, it is good content.

#good shit. good shit. iconic. LOVE that sweet little bastard. #stormlight archive #warbreaker #nightblood #szeth son son vallano #basket i love you #stuck on queue

[cosmerestuck]

You say that like it's not a bonus.

i’m not going to be able to get top surgery without going heh lord of scars this site has released neurotoxins into my brain

#get top surgery get a fun title free of charge come on #mistborn #kelsier #cfsbf #cosmemes

[cosmerestuck]

No this is just memes, tragically, but also PLEASE tell me where you saw the mistborn game post bc I Would Like The It

*playing the mistborn era 2 open world shooter* bro the random encounters in the roughs are insane

[cosmerestuck]

I hacked the game and Harmony himself interceded to tell me to stop that

*playing the mistborn era 2 open world shooter* bro the random encounters in the roughs are insane

#then when i didn't listen i was immediately murdered by kandra #top harmony homophobic moments #this is fake btw. there is not an actual mistborn era 2 game and the world is poorer for this #mistborn era 2 #cosmemes #cfsbf

[cosmerestuck]

OH T H E M !!!!!!!! I love them, the kids are alright :')

i think ive finally given up on setting aside the time to colour this but this is @cosmerestuck and i’s stormlight ocs, makai and rey, ditching a stuffy lighteyes banquet together

#arts arcanum #friend art #stormlight archive #ocs #makai #rey #bless those cuties. feral bastard and f r i e n d

[cosmerestuck]

"my son is fine" your son is seeing forbidden visions of the future and scratching ominous countdowns on the walls

#*hoid voice* prognosis: your family is Fucked Up bro #stormlight archive #cosmemes #renarin kholin #feat #adolin kholin #kaladin stormblessed #shallan davar

[cosmerestuck]

For my friend who started reading way of kings and loves jasnah, as all lesbians should.

#T A L L .............god tier op #stormlight archive #arts arcanum #jasnah kholin #shallan davar

[cosmerestuck]

A commission of teenage Lift for @masterheartsxiii - This was a lot of fun to work on, and it was fun doing something very active and acrobatic pose-wise. 

#oh fuck yeah her!!!! good art op!!! #arts arcanum #lift #stormlight archive #stuck on queue

[cosmerestuck]

A moment of silence for Elhokar. Not bc he died for the crime of being a bad king but bc I mispronounced his name as ‘Elkohar’ for one and a half books before I realised I’d read it wrong

#OH SAME HAT??? OH SAME FUCKING HAT OP?????? #stormlight archive #elhokar kholin #some of my earliest posts on this blog were tagged elkohar bc i couldn't fuckin REMEMBER how his name WENT

[cosmerestuck]

Tumblr, I present to you my greatest creation of No One Asked for This to date! A full Cosmere timeline presented in Prezi form of all published works. It’s a little messy because dates are uncertain and I will need to reread everything to get a better sense of time scale, but here it is. I consider this a working document, so constructive criticism is welcome.

THIS CONTAINS SPOILERS. SO MANY SPOILERS.

#OH FUCKING FINALLY #THANK YOU OP I OWE YOU MY LIFE #cfsbf #cosmere #arts arcanum #spoilers

[cosmerestuck]

ok you know how the row duel lives rent free in your mind? for me it's the hoid versus kelsier fight. just. the clown on clown violence of it all akfkkshjskgjskjfkskfkekfkkskd

YES the way hoid was like ok im gonna give the mistborn fans what they want and kick the shit out of kelsier....in the most bastardous way possible.....

but since i read that wob about hoid not being able to physically harm any living being this fight has been 100 times funnier like he sees kelsier, known bastard, known bastard who is a ghost rn and is like ah the corpse of adonalsium is smiling on me today 😁👊💥 a LOOPHOLE

#'watch THIS nale' #hoid #kelsier #secret history spoilers #mistborn secret history #mistborn #BASARD ON BASARD VIOLENCE GET HIS ASS HOID

[cosmerestuck]

she minded her business and stayed in her lane. good for her.

It’s really funny to me that we decided Warbreaker is the Sisterhood novel and all about the Frozen-esque bond of sisters who love each other.

But we never mention Fafen, the middle sister who became a monk and is just hanging out back in Idris throughout the novel..

#we have enough bullshit going on #this is a vaguepost about kelsier #warbreaker #fafen #stuck on queue

[cosmerestuck]

and best boy

#YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH BOI!!! HIM!!! GLOWY MAN!!!! HELL YES!!!!!!!!! #arts arcanum #kaladin stormblessed #stormlight archive #rhythm of war #row spoilers #stuck on queue

[cosmerestuck]

well put brandon.

#this is about straight moash #i am joking but only BARELY #what this is Definitely About for me though is character name pronunciations. #branderson #stuck on queue

[cosmerestuck]

#and then he made a religion out of it the little bastard #mistborn #cosmemes #kelsier #stuck on queue

[cosmerestuck]

The Ascendant Warrior

The Last Emperor

The Survivor of Hathsin

Harmony

The Lord Mistborn

The Counsellor of the Gods

…Ham

The Mother Of Terris

#listen he's just A Normal Dude. He saw the bullshit the others were up to and went 'hm. no thank you.' and you know what he was right #mistborn #hammond #cfsbf #stuck on queue