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whatever whatever whatever whatever whatever i’m normal

#i love his neuroses #adam parrish never change <3

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fuck dating apps i want to meet someone the old fashioned way (you’re walking your bike up the last hill into town wearing your school uniform. i’m hanging out the passenger side window of my best friend’s car. your hands are beautiful. we know nothing about each other. you disappear in the rear view mirror. i close my eyes and send up a simple, inexplicable, desperate prayer to god. i say please. i have never said please in my life)

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adam making up a version of himself thats successful in regular traditional society and desperately trying to distance himself from magic and art and ending up a liar and realising he cant escape it and trying just makes him miserable even tho he thought it would keep him safe. oh did i say adam? i couldve sworn that was declan

#AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH #td3

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#ronsey

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Blue and Ronan don’t really have money issues, she regularly takes his credit card and buys shit and he thinks it’s funny because Declan would be horrified, but where they DO have an issue is with doling out punishments toward people who catcall blue/generally annoy her, because Ronan has been known to literally pick ppl up and throw them in dumpsters over this. Which makes blue mad because she’s like “I can fight my own battles!!!” And Ronan’s like come on, this is at least 40% just for me, and she’s like let!!! Me!!! Do!!! The!!!!! Punching!!!!!! and that’s how Ronan teaches her to box.

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we used to have ronsey on tumblr

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Jordan I get you....

#losing my mind #i miss him #declanposting #art

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please don't scry on me right now im jerking off

#prev

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very important day for richard gansey ii apparently

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#this is pynch. #To Me

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It had been a long time ago, but also, it was no time at all.

Prelude: Take Me Back - Dogfight, Pasek & Paul The Camera Shop; I Don't Know; Usher, Part 3; Midnight - Ghost Quartet, Dave Malloy No One Else - Natasha, Pierre & The Great Comet of 1812, Dave Malloy Road to Hell (Reprise) - Hadestown, Anaïs Mitchell Chillin' the Regrets - Alice By Heart, Steven Sater & Duncan Sheik Karnak's Dream of Life - Ride The Cyclone, Brook Maxwell & Jacob Richmond The Raven Boys/ The Dream Thieves/ Blue Lily, Lily Blue/ The Raven King

#AMAZINGGGGG #web weaving

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adansey jennifers body au adansey diary of a wimpy kid au adansey it's nice to have a friend fancam adansey hannah montana au adansey black swan au adansey dear dumb diary au (gansey is angeline) adansey palisades palisades

#adansey #yeah

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*seeing a cute girl* the natural world is bursting with such incredible and innate beauty everywhere you look. i dont believe in any gods but the stunning beauty of pretty much any woman could make me a believer if they so much as notice my diminutive and pitiful presence

*seeing a cute boy* fuuuck i have GOT to throw rocks at him 😝

#… #adam parrish

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petition to bring back saying "huzzah!" when something goes your way and "alas." when it doesn't

#gansey tag

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list of random things that happened in TRC that you forgot:

adam murders a man (2nd degree) (justified)

gansey is yolked like canonically 

the dead skeleton animal herd which gets necromancied alive (???)

blue is referred to as: eggplant, jane, maggot, president, battery, SARGENTO

ronan aggressively reminds the audience that gansey is hot while gansey is looking at tomatoes on a plate

ronsey kill a night horror with a box cutter

they invite blue to come bury a body with them

adam homophobically kisses gansey during their dream thieves argument

there’s either a comet or just Raining Blood after they pull gwenllian out. nobody is perturbed by this at all 

gansey sells monmouth 

it is heavily implied that aurora lynch is a mom-bot niall created without any agency 

henry cheng notices opal in the car before anyone else does 

henry also is apparently the only one of the gangsey who actually knows how to tie someone up 

the weird magic mirror lake thing 

do they ever find the 3rd sleeper??? ok hear me out, gwen doesnt count cus she wasnt asleep. then theres the demon (1). then [redacted] is [beep] already. even if you count 2 of these, WHO’S THE 3RD ONE???? was it metaphorical???hello???

henry gets his like. wholeass shoulder popped by the gray man and barely flinches 

#i love dishonesty and lies and falsehoods

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He’d been a liar his entire life.

#and he’s so sexy for it #td3

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jordan hennessy jennifer's body au

#UGHHHHHHH YESSSSSSSSSS #td3