wtf was declan doing bringing ashley to monmouth at the start of trb… he told her oh yeah let me show you the place my psycho brother lives (don’t worry he won’t be there) i gotta take you to the freak museum! this is his weird ass fuck buddy and their poor sidekick hahaha date night! you’re a lobster
939 notes
·
View notes
insane that declans entire character revolves around the exhaustion of being parentised his entire life and at AGED 21 all he wants is like 1 singular weekend off. Which he could easily do if RONAN took any amount of responsibility at all. And this went on for 4+2 books. And then you know how Greywaren ended??? it ended with Ronan fucking off zero responsibility and declan still raising Matthew and worrying that now BOTH HIS WIFE and his brother could drop any moment bc of their stupid as fuck dreamers
196 notes
·
View notes
i think this one deserves its own post actually
356 notes
·
View notes
i just feel that after greywaren declan changes his iphone password to niall’s birthday . henry, who has been able to guess every password declan has ever had, says with repulsion “that’s fucked up” while also taking off his pants
79 notes
·
View notes
declan calling Fox Way after having a sexuality crisis the night before (henry stood over his bloody body and poked him with his foot to see if he was alive) but Orla is like WOW you're having a crisis don't worry you're not gay you just have so many psychological problems. and declans like goddammit:/
98 notes
·
View notes
declan has the same relationship with niall that eldest daughters have with their mothers
16 notes
·
View notes
rereading cdth bc greywaren and every Declan pov makes me go
6 notes
·
View notes
you people are cowards Declan specifically curates his McDreamy-Grey's-Anatomy Stubble with a 0.3 guard Phillips 70$ hair trimmer every morning and you REJECT his efforts and make him clean shaven. please remember this is 2015 at MOST
74 notes
·
View notes
in which scenes of the books are you most certain that declan is ovulating
GREAT QUESTION i think he is ovulating when he brings ashley to monmouth for sure:
also the dream thieves gray man effervescent good teeth scene—the gray man sensed declan ovulating that’s why the scene is Like That:
this thinly veiled freudian attempt to feel a mother’s comfort when seondeok calls him in the raven king:
also in trk when ronan not going to college causes This Reaction:
and that first fairy market in cdth (“they make me want to goddamn cry,” revealing his excellent sexy unforgettable shoes to jordan, giving her his number, buying the dark lady):
mister impossible by the time we’re married scene:
bonus because this isn’t technically a scene in the book but the specific declan henry seondeok feud referenced in gw epilogue happened while declan was ovulating:
ANDDD it was a henrydeclan divorce!!!!!
81 notes
·
View notes
“The will is in the cedar box in our bedroom closet,” she said into his hair.
Declan closed his eyes. He whispered, “I hate him.”
“My dauntless Declan,” Aurora said, and then she slid softly to the floor.
Ronan had Declan by the knot of his burgundy tie, and Declan gripped the back of his brother’s skull with one white-knuckled hand… With a neat flick of his wrist, Ronan smacked Declan’s head off the driver’s side door of the Volvo. It made a sick, wet sound. Declan’s hand fell away.
Declan brushed his younger brother’s curls back from his forehead. This motion was one he’d done so often—ever since Matthew was just a toddler—that sometimes he dreamt of it. His fingers had memorized the texture of his dense curls, his round forehead, the gentle warmth of him.
Declan stood stiff as a middle-schooler hugged by a parent in front of school, but Jordan saw his nostrils flare and his eyes go terribly bright. He blinked, blinked, blinked and then he had his usual bland expression by the time the man stepped back.
Declan Lynch & Real Love, Big Thief / msteif / Rubens / Luka Khabelashvili / Tamino Amir Moharam Fouad & Ramy Moharam Fouad / x / x / The Jaw & Tongue of St. Anthony
272 notes
·
View notes
i relate to declan lynch because my tummy also hurts
63 notes
·
View notes
well maybe instead of trawling through the tags like a crusty oil skimmer you should just get the goods handfed to you straight from the source. like a skittish little pony nibbling on sugar cubes or perhaps even fingers
2 notes
·
View notes