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Was that a proposal in the tags? Cause I think you’d make an excellent wife 😮‍💨

I will be eagerly awaiting you getting down on one knee. 😌

#I WOULD make an excellent wife thank you #ask

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if you were a bug and i were a bug would you hangout on a flower with me?

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i will try very hard to be kind until i die

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Stephan Sinding: ‘Adoration’ (1903)

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If you were magically turned into an inanimate object then what would you be?

#ask

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I think the gorgeous fairy must have stopped by as well cause you’re just 😮‍💨😮‍💨

#do you have a wife #do you need a wife #🥹♥️ thank you #ask

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wait i performed abnormal behaviors. fuuuuuuuck

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"No one wants to work anymore." Damn right brother. If I could sit in a beautiful field for 40 hours every week of my singular precious life I would

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this world fucking owns its just a planet of cool animals who like to hang out with us. and we're fucking wasting our time doing money

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Slow Dance with Sasquatch, Jeremy Radin

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🔪✨

#personal #me #selfie #my face #my ass #lewds #nsfw

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Selkie/sealwoman statue in Mikladalur, Faroe Islands

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Your boobs are smaller in your old photos- did you get surgery?

VERY weird thing to ask, but no I did not haha. I had an eating disorder. I no longer have an eating disorder. The boob fairy blessed me when I decided to start taking care of my body the way it deserved. ♥️

#personal #me #selfie #ask #tw ed #tw eating disorder #if I had surgery they’d look better :’)

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she’s got a specific dick in mind bruh, leave her be.