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The first of a series, for sure. -winks and sashays off-

…Clearly I need a No Trespassing sign…

Clint, thanks for that. -does little to mask the rolling of his eyes-

-To which lands on a relatively sidelong glance to Natasha for a brief moment.- …Sure. Was that it?

#isthisfondue #hawkeyenevermisses

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Or what, Capsicle? You gonna discipline me? Write me up for insubordination?

I dunno, cupcake, I just slapped Bucky’s ass at LEAST three times during our last hand to hand training session.

Hand to ass though. Most of it.

#gonna tell me i've been a bad girl? #/biggest shit-eating grin #moreaggressivebehaviors #hawkeyenevermisses #isthisfondue

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Clint:

the no tresspassing sign won't protect you.

I have ass seeking arrows.

Steve:

....

Clint:

They just

go straight for your ass

and imitate me

groping

you

Steve:

You have way too much free time on your hands.

Clint:

No, I just use what little free time I have productively.

#oh please #who do you think invented those arrows #barton #all of those arrows count towards my score #isthisfondue #hawkeyenevermisses

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Man, are we counting training sessions? Past training sessions, even? And are we counting ass-grabs, too? Because in that case, Clint, I have you beat into the ground.

(Any excuse to get my hands on the peak of human perfection, you know.)

hawkeyenevermisses replied to your post: I dunno…

Butt-slappin’ wars are my favorite kinda war. First one to slap Cap’s ass 10 times without getting slapped with the shield wins? And this includes Steve OR Bucky.

Barton, you are on.

#winterkapitan #isthisfondue #hawkeyenevermisses

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hawkeyenevermisses replied to your post: I dunno...

Butt-slappin’ wars are my favorite kinda war. First one to slap Cap’s ass 10 times without getting slapped with the shield wins? And this includes Steve OR Bucky.

Barton, you are on.

#hawkeyenevermisses #sweetheart we both know who's going to win this one

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#ummmm #hm #let me get back to you on that one #natasha stark cosplay #cosplay #more aggressive behaviors

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Just you and me, huh? I think that sounds... Well, that sounds good. Great, even. Fantastic. Yeah.

#natasha stark cosplay #cosplay #the avengers #digitalduckie

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Oh, babe, you know my type.

What is your opinion on the Avengers?

Hmm, well, let’s see… 

Grandpa, walking L’Oreal commercial, one fierce bitch, caw caw motherfucker, Science Bro, the Big Guy.

And a bonus Hawkeye (and Cap, and Romanov, and pretty much everyone else on the team):

(make way for the booty parade)

#wink wonk #more aggressive behaviors

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Hmm, well, let's see... 

Grandpa, walking L'Oreal commercial, one fierce bitch, caw caw motherfucker, Science Bro, the Big Guy.

And a bonus Hawkeye (and Cap, and Romanov, and pretty much everyone else on the team):

(make way for the booty parade)

#guys you're great #really #natasha stark #the avengers #earth-3490 #rule 63 #captain america #thor #black widow #hawkeye #bruce banner #hulk #avengers #natasha stark cosplay #A+ booties

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Ooh, that hurt, Spidey, right in my metaphorical heart.

Tony Stark is to innocence, what Cletus Kasady is to sanity. 

#more aggressive behaviors #originalwebslinger

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I take offense to that - there must have been a time, however brief, where maybe one of us in some universe or another possessed a modicum of innocence.

Tony Stark is to innocence, what Cletus Kasady is to sanity. 

#originalwebslinger #more aggressive behaviors

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I dunno. Somethin' about next five people I see or some bullshit. Either way, I'm usin' it as an excuse, cause you know, I'm so good at followin' orders. -slaps ass thorough, grabs a bit towards the end- Good game princess

Yeah, you only wish you could get a piece of this.

Just remember, Barton - you started this butt-slapping war.

#aw yeh girl #buttpats for everyone #hawkeyenevermisses #natasha stark cosplay #cosplay

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#CACKLES FOREVER #ohhhh man steve do you miss these days

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"You got it, tiger," said Natasha flippantly, striding towards the elevator. She was pleased that this was the first Earth she'd landed on, though it was a bit disconcerting to interact with all of these parallel Avengers. Everyone was at once so alike, enough so that the rapport was not much changed, but with small, delicate differences that set them aside from her world. Dimension hopping was so strange. "Let's head off to the range, then. Don't cry too hard when I tell you the records you've gotta beat."

His grin shifted from genuine and excited to cocky and mischievous. There were many things that Clint was but world’s greatest sharpshooter was the most prominent on that list, it’s what he constantly strives and fights to achieve and be it him from another world or not, he’ll be damned to lose to another, let alone himself or something.

“You mean, see if your Hawkeye measures up to me. I don’t mind showing you what a quality archer is capable of, but the location will have to be your choice, I don’t want to be responsible if the city grid’s power goes off.” He is completely and totally sure of his abilities, he’ll even perform the acts hundreds to thousands of yards further than her Hawkeye just to prove that there is only one World’s Greatest and it’s him.

#//aaaahhh sorry for delayyyyy #more aggressive behaviors #bowandarrowtype

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nomoreavengers started following you

Hello, Mr. Summers.

#nomoreavengers

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We might as well. Better not pick Thursday.

And why in the world would you want naked photos of Bucky and Steve? Well, actually, Steve I can understand, since, hey, peak of human perfection and all that. I'm pretty sure I've got some naked photos of all of us after that fight with what's his name, Particle Man?

Alright, fine, you’ve won me over with your overwhelming charm. Pick a time and place, Clint, and barring Doombots in Manhattan or slime jellies in the Hudson or Pepper telling me I’ve got a board meeting, it’s a date, I guess.

It’s kind of a work in progress, and it’s mostly digital - here, JARVIS can bring it up.

#i dunno barton #thor might give you a run for your money #hawkeyenevermisses

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You eat dinner with me at least once a week, you nut; you live two floors down from me. Flattery will get you nowhere, and I bet you say the exact same thing to Nat.

And, to be honest, I’d rather see you try a bit, so I can laugh and take a picture of the mess and put it in the Avengers Scrapbook. /thumbs up

Yeah but I mean, you should take me somewhere _nice_. I have a suit and tie ya know. I clean up pretty damn well. And I’ll have you know that I don’t. Tasha know’s exactly how I feel ‘bout her ass, and I don’t need to remind her. 

We have an Avengers Scrapbook? Let me see!

Alright, fine, you've won me over with your overwhelming charm. Pick a time and place, Clint, and barring Doombots in Manhattan or slime jellies in the Hudson or Pepper telling me I've got a board meeting, it's a date, I guess.

It's kind of a work in progress, and it's mostly digital - here, JARVIS can bring it up.

coolexec-heartofsteel:

#i know you clean up nice #i've seen the SHIELD files #hawkeyenevermisses