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why doesn’t ellen give stuff away like oprah and call the segment ellen de generous like wtf

#I AM SCREAMING #CACKLES #i'm not here so a computer is running my blog

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so yeah this is the last post on this blog, i enjoyed it while it lasted :)

i still am jxrdparrish

oh wow i have new blog and i’m not gonna be on this one anymore oops

#go follow my new blog

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#this is really important okay #what's the first gif set from though #lgbtq #lgbtq pride #a girl worth queuing for

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i still am jxrdparrish

oh wow i have new blog and i’m not gonna be on this one anymore oops

#go follow my new blog

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i still am jxrdparrish

oh wow i have new blog and i’m not gonna be on this one anymore oops

#go follow my new blog

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i still am jxrdparrish

oh wow i have new blog and i’m not gonna be on this one anymore oops

#go follow my new blog

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i still am jxrdparrish

oh wow i have new blog and i’m not gonna be on this one anymore oops

#go follow my new blog

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i still am jxrdparrish

oh wow i have new blog and i’m not gonna be on this one anymore oops

#go follow my new blog

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i still am jxrdparrish

oh wow i have new blog and i’m not gonna be on this one anymore oops

#go follow my new blog

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Links to Help You Start Coding by azurethemes/salazhar In honor of opening my theme blog, I thought I’d make this post on learning how to code since many people ask where/how I started coding. This is not a tutorial on how to code a theme, but a list of resources on how to start learning HTML and CSS.

UNDERSTANDING HTML These websites are the one I used to learn and understand more about HTML and CSS. 

Code Academy Code Academy teaches you HTML, CSS, Javascript, jQuery, and more interactively. Their tutorials are great for anyone of any age. This site is my favorite and I definitely recommend it.

w3Schools w3Schools is what I like to call my online glossary. It has literally everything you need to know.

MAKING TUMBLR THEMES There are many great tutorials here on tumblr on creating your own theme. Here are a few:

By lmthemes

By farahmir

By themesbyeris

By ettudis

By howtomakeasimpletheme

By buildthemes

Tumblr has also provided us with a document on creating custom themes and I suggest going through it. 

USING BASE CODES If you wanna start coding themes, but you don’t know where to start, I suggest using a base code.  I have a masterpost of base codes here, but you will want to use base codes that come with instructions like these two [ one | two ] so it’s easier for you to customize and understand the theme.

CONCLUSION Again, this is just a list of resources to help you begin coding your own tumblr themes. I will release another resources list with more external links that provides you with tutorials to make your themes even better. This one is just to help you start out.

Please like/reblog this if you found it useful. If you have anymore questions on coding, feel free to ask me!

#REF #CODING REF #HTML #i'm not here so a computer is running my blog

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Hey guys! So summer is here so kissmekissmeash and I decided to throw together another giveaway! The giveaway includes-

-Captain America T-Shirt (Size of your choice)

-Nirvana T-Shirt (Size of your choice)

- NASA T-Shirt (Size of your choice)

-Orelia Love Knot Ring from ASOS

- lol ur not harry styles T Shirt from Etsy (Size of your choice)

- Shanae Compact Pocket Rectangular Back Pack from BooHoo (Color of your choice- Black/Tan)

-Dittos 80s Suspender Rockin’ Roller Coaster Shorts from Modcloth (Size of your choice)

- Black Leather Converse (Size of your choice)

- Striped Crop Top from TopShop (Size of your choice)

- 2 NAKED Pallets (choose 2- NAKED, NAKED 2, NAKED 3, or NAKED Basics)

- Any 2 Too Faced Sweethearts Perfect Flush Blush (choose 2- Candy Glow, Peach Beach, or Something About Berry)

- Zara Leather Bucket Rucksack with Tassels

- Polaroid Camera ( Color of your choice )

- Flat Leather Ankle Boot with Buckle from ZARA (Size of your choice)

- Macbook Pro (used, but in good condition, we will delete everything off of it )

- Tattoo Choker ( color of your choice, they have manyyyy colors )

- Villa Bergamot Candle from Bath & Body Works

- An autographed 5 Seconds Of Summer poster

  Okay if you wanna win here’s the rules-

1. Follow me and Aine (WE WILL BE CHECKING)

2. Reblog this post (as many times as you want, the more reblogs, the bigger your chances are of winning)

3. Side accounts don’t count, and any accounts that are made or used just to reblog this will be disqualified 

4. You can like this post to bookmark, but likes will not count.

5. We will pay for shipping, and it is a worldwide giveaway

Now here we go with the extra entries. Basically if you do one, or all of these, message me or Aine what you do and the usernames so we’ll know and put you in for extra entries. (increases your chances of winning) (WE WILL BE CHECKING SO DON’T LIE)

1- Follow the both of us on twitter (@ bboybands &@ Hailmikey_ ) ( 10 EXTRA ENTRIES )

2- Follow the both of us on Instagram (gabriella0630 & _baise_moi ) ( 10 EXTRA ENTRIES )

3- ASK ME ( dirtavenue ) IF THERE’S ANY OTHER WAY TO GET EXTRA ENTRIES AND ILL TELL YOU

Best of luck, I love you guys so much and if you have any questions, feel free to message either one of us!

CHOOSING THE WINNER ON SEPTEMBER 20

THIS GIVEAWAY NEVER HAPPENED IF IT DOESNT GET ENOUGH NOTES

#giveaway #giveaway for ts #i'm not here so a computer is running my blog

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Hey guys! So summer is here so kissmekissmeash and I decided to throw together another giveaway! The giveaway includes-

-Captain America T-Shirt (Size of your choice)

-Nirvana T-Shirt (Size of your choice)

- NASA T-Shirt (Size of your choice)

-Orelia Love Knot Ring from ASOS

- lol ur not harry styles T Shirt from Etsy (Size of your choice)

- Shanae Compact Pocket Rectangular Back Pack from BooHoo (Color of your choice- Black/Tan)

-Dittos 80s Suspender Rockin’ Roller Coaster Shorts from Modcloth (Size of your choice)

- Black Leather Converse (Size of your choice)

- Striped Crop Top from TopShop (Size of your choice)

- 2 NAKED Pallets (choose 2- NAKED, NAKED 2, NAKED 3, or NAKED Basics)

- Any 2 Too Faced Sweethearts Perfect Flush Blush (choose 2- Candy Glow, Peach Beach, or Something About Berry)

- Zara Leather Bucket Rucksack with Tassels

- Polaroid Camera ( Color of your choice )

- Flat Leather Ankle Boot with Buckle from ZARA (Size of your choice)

- Macbook Pro (used, but in good condition, we will delete everything off of it )

- Tattoo Choker ( color of your choice, they have manyyyy colors )

- Villa Bergamot Candle from Bath & Body Works

- An autographed 5 Seconds Of Summer poster

  Okay if you wanna win here’s the rules-

1. Follow me and Aine (WE WILL BE CHECKING)

2. Reblog this post (as many times as you want, the more reblogs, the bigger your chances are of winning)

3. Side accounts don’t count, and any accounts that are made or used just to reblog this will be disqualified 

4. You can like this post to bookmark, but likes will not count.

5. We will pay for shipping, and it is a worldwide giveaway

Now here we go with the extra entries. Basically if you do one, or all of these, message me or Aine what you do and the usernames so we’ll know and put you in for extra entries. (increases your chances of winning) (WE WILL BE CHECKING SO DON’T LIE)

1- Follow the both of us on twitter (@ bboybands &@ Hailmikey_ ) ( 10 EXTRA ENTRIES )

2- Follow the both of us on Instagram (gabriella0630 & _baise_moi ) ( 10 EXTRA ENTRIES )

3- ASK ME ( dirtavenue ) IF THERE’S ANY OTHER WAY TO GET EXTRA ENTRIES AND ILL TELL YOU

Best of luck, I love you guys so much and if you have any questions, feel free to message either one of us!

CHOOSING THE WINNER ON SEPTEMBER 20

THIS GIVEAWAY NEVER HAPPENED IF IT DOESNT GET ENOUGH NOTES

#giveaway #giveaway for ts #i'm not here so a computer is running my blog

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Hey guys! So summer is here so kissmekissmeash and I decided to throw together another giveaway! The giveaway includes-

-Captain America T-Shirt (Size of your choice)

-Nirvana T-Shirt (Size of your choice)

- NASA T-Shirt (Size of your choice)

-Orelia Love Knot Ring from ASOS

- lol ur not harry styles T Shirt from Etsy (Size of your choice)

- Shanae Compact Pocket Rectangular Back Pack from BooHoo (Color of your choice- Black/Tan)

-Dittos 80s Suspender Rockin’ Roller Coaster Shorts from Modcloth (Size of your choice)

- Black Leather Converse (Size of your choice)

- Striped Crop Top from TopShop (Size of your choice)

- 2 NAKED Pallets (choose 2- NAKED, NAKED 2, NAKED 3, or NAKED Basics)

- Any 2 Too Faced Sweethearts Perfect Flush Blush (choose 2- Candy Glow, Peach Beach, or Something About Berry)

- Zara Leather Bucket Rucksack with Tassels

- Polaroid Camera ( Color of your choice )

- Flat Leather Ankle Boot with Buckle from ZARA (Size of your choice)

- Macbook Pro (used, but in good condition, we will delete everything off of it )

- Tattoo Choker ( color of your choice, they have manyyyy colors )

- Villa Bergamot Candle from Bath & Body Works

- An autographed 5 Seconds Of Summer poster

  Okay if you wanna win here’s the rules-

1. Follow me and Aine (WE WILL BE CHECKING)

2. Reblog this post (as many times as you want, the more reblogs, the bigger your chances are of winning)

3. Side accounts don’t count, and any accounts that are made or used just to reblog this will be disqualified 

4. You can like this post to bookmark, but likes will not count.

5. We will pay for shipping, and it is a worldwide giveaway

Now here we go with the extra entries. Basically if you do one, or all of these, message me or Aine what you do and the usernames so we’ll know and put you in for extra entries. (increases your chances of winning) (WE WILL BE CHECKING SO DON’T LIE)

1- Follow the both of us on twitter (@ bboybands &@ Hailmikey_ ) ( 10 EXTRA ENTRIES )

2- Follow the both of us on Instagram (gabriella0630 & _baise_moi ) ( 10 EXTRA ENTRIES )

3- ASK ME ( dirtavenue ) IF THERE’S ANY OTHER WAY TO GET EXTRA ENTRIES AND ILL TELL YOU

Best of luck, I love you guys so much and if you have any questions, feel free to message either one of us!

CHOOSING THE WINNER ON SEPTEMBER 20

THIS GIVEAWAY NEVER HAPPENED IF IT DOESNT GET ENOUGH NOTES

#giveaway #giveaway for ts #i'm not here so a computer is running my blog

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it doesn’t matter how many “pretend to be dating” fics i read, i’m always fucking in it headfirst every time and i fall for that shit every time. i know the pattern i know the plot twists i know what’s gonna happen but every single fucking time i’m fucking on the edge of my seat wide-eyed whispering like “what’s gonna happen are they gonna fall in love” to myself like of course they are you fucking idiot this happens EVERY TIME but as soon as i see the description and it’s like “x person and x person pretend to do the dating” it’s eternal sunshine of the stupidest fucking mind over here

#me #sadly #wow #i'm not here so a computer is running my blog

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DC: Wonder Woman is too difficult to find a movie audience for-

Marvel: YO YOU LIKE BLACK WIDOW? HERE SHE IS IN THE NEXT CAPTAIN AMERICA MOVIE WITH A TON OF SCREENTIME AND MAJOR ASSKICKING SKILLS

DC: We can't allow the lesbians in Batwoman to get married in the comic, sorry.

Marvel: HEY GUESS WHAT WE'RE GONNA FEATURE A GAY WEDDING ON THE COVER OF AN X-MEN ISSUE

DC: The new direction for storytelling needs to be dark, gritty, mature and cynical.

Marvel: DUDE CHECK IT OUT LOKI GOES SPEED DATING IS THAT NOT THE BEST SHIT EVER

DC: After years of rumors, the Superman/Batman movie is finally coming, but with a new actor and suit for Batman and MAYBE a cameo from Wonder Woman.

Marvel: PHASE 2 MOTHERFUCKERS EVERYONE IS IN EVERYONE'S MOVIE AND THERE AIN'T NO STOPPIN US NOW

DC: We can try to add maybe one or two 'people of color' to our lineup...maybe...

Marvel: NEW MS MARVEL THAT'S MUSLIM AMERICAN, BITCHES.

DC: We feel no problem with Batman's vengeful personality being like wet cardboard.

Marvel: NEW LATINA GHOST RIDER WHO SEEKS VENGEANCE WHILE TAKING HIS AWEET LIL BRO FOR ICE CREAM

DC: We can't mention any superhero titles in our movies, that's ridiculous.

Marvel: FUCK YEAH YOU WANT A RACOON VOICED BY BRADLEY COOPER WITH A GIANT GUN? YOU WANT VIN DIESEL PLAYING A TREE? AMY FUCKING POND PLAYING A SEXY BALD SPACE PIRATE? HERE YOU FUCKERS GO

DC: Our fanbase is mostly white males, I'm sure our focus is-

Marvel: NEW SHE HULK LINE WHERE SHE GOES TO COURT THEN SAVES NEW YORK

DC: Wait-

Marvel: NEW FEMALE THOR

DC: I didn't-

Marvel: NEW BLACK CAPTAIN AMERICA

Marvel: TAKE ALL THIS COOL SHIT MARVEL BE OUTIE

Marvel: PEACE

#marvel #dc #i grew up with dc #but i'm starting to like marvel a bit more #i'm not here so a computer is running my blog

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found this gem in the 1996 Cornell Women’s Handbook. it’s what to say when a guy tries to get out of using a condom

#yes #ref #std #std awareness #feminism bitch #i'm not here so a computer is running my blog

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How do you make a post show a fake url? like that text post you reblogged where they're singing wmyb, it's all the same blog but they've changed the url so it's the boys' names?

so let’s look at this text post of mine: 

now, when you’re reblogging it (you’re going to have to do it in the popup), click on the ‘’ button on the far right of the toolbar, and it should give you the actual html code for the text post:

here, you can change the url. the part of the code that appears between the ‘’ and ‘’ is the display name/word/url of the link you’ve given. so I highlight my url:

and then I can change it to whatever I want:

now, when I click on the same ‘’ button to go back to the standard formatted text post view, it looks like this:

voila! you can now reblog it and it’ll show up like this when you post it. so my guess is that the tumblr user who made that text post you’re talkign about reblogged it several times from themselves and then edited the code so it looked like it did.

bonus: you can change what the name/word/url links to by changing the link that’s within these quotation marks to whatever url you want:

technically this is a pretty sneaky way of stealing a text post but you can’t change who the post is sourced to so it’s always easy to find out who a post really came from so I wouldn’t suggest using this method I’ve described for evil lol

#ref #nice #i'm not here so a computer is running my blog