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humans forever will love funny little horses. love and peace and ponies runs in our blood

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It amazes me how many teslas I see out and about. Like you guys bought one for real? On god? No joke?????

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hand hurts from jacking off

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is that simple task bothering you queen

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Cunty little thing isnt it

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"if you see someone shoplifting, no you didn't" no but like. i really didn't. i have never in my life seen someone shoplifting because i'm not watching anyone else in the grocery store..? how are y'all noticing things like that. my only goals are enter the store, survive, exit the store

#fr #security asking if i saw a specific person #no?? i am stocking the shelves?? so i have been looking at my stock and the shelves??

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“Temporary stitches” all stitches are temporary if you have a pair of scissors and aren’t a coward

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when you drink all the wine in the house and then you have. :( no wine in the house

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leaked audio from the long-lost holiday classic, Holy Fuck It’s The Gunch

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Sarah Michelle Gellar shot by James White (2004)

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my favorite thing about the mystery genre is that we all accept the concept of "world famous detective" without hesitation even though that is absolutely not a real category of celebrity

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makes you imagine the sound of a bowling ball striking pins

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I just heard a sad little huff so I peered over my tablet and

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He Is

#ghost

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