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...So I’ve been playing cult of the lamb lol. I wanted to do at least a simple drawing of a BNHA x Cult of the Lamb because Horikoshi has literally drawn Izuku as a sheep. How could I not?

It’s definitely not what I would consider done, it would need more background detail, color changes, some work on the cape, and a fix for just how dark and lost the head gets. Though I’ll probably not refine or fix this because I really have other things I need to be working on right now and I’ve sunk enough time into it as it is >.< So here is my likely eternally unfinished drawing.

#bnha #deku #cult of the lamb #cult of the lamb x bnha #BNHA au #mha #izuku midoriya #sheepku #tho i guess this time its #lambku #sheep izuku #ram izuku

[cittsah]

You can't tell me there wasn't at least one instance where some humans were pursuing an alien criminal gang with a human translator and gave them this message:

Alien: What does it say? Will they give in to our demands and halt the pursuit?

Translator: It says..."Never gonna give you up, never gonna let you down-" *facepalm*

Alien: So they're not giving up the pursuit!

Oh absolutely. That’s practically psychological warfare and you know humans just love inflicting confusion and emotional damage when they can.

Might take a few instances of it occurring for some them to catch on that they are blatantly being mocked.

#bnha #humans are space orcs au #bnha au #accidental human acquisition #aha #bnha fic

[cittsah]

Does one for all exist in some form in accidental human acquisition?

It does exist in a sense but not as a power or quirk like actual bnha. I probably shouldn’t explain any more beyond that so I don’t give away too much XD

#midoriya izuku #bnha #humans are space orcs au #bnha au #accidental human acquisition #aha #bnha fic

[cittsah]

Is anyone else human here or is Izuku the only human? I mean, just imagine Aizawa and Izuku getting trapped on another space ship and end up rescuing human!Kota. Aizawa is just shocked/horrified because ohmygod there are two of them...

Izuku be telling Kota all these Human fairytales like Rapunzel and Hansel and Gretel (the original ones) and and the rest of 1-a is like: I'm sorry but what? What is wrong with your species? STOP~!! Your going to give the poor boy nightmares~!!

Everyone (except for Izuku) are surprised that Kota fell asleep and didn't have any nightmares and instead said that it was the most restful sleep he had in a while.

Eri and Kota interactions be wild tbh...

Also, is this a dadmight fic? Will he be making an appearance in anyway? Like he's Izuku's step-father or something and was an astronaut and is now scouring the galaxy to find his missing son? Everyone else be afraid because after listening to the horrors of what Yagi did to the remaining of Overhauls crew when he came to know what they did to his poor boy, all the other aliens finally understand the lengths a human will go for their young...to keep them safe...

There are a couple of characters who will be human. Info is an obvious one who has made her appearance, but I won’t disclose the others because spoilers. Currently the plan is for most characters to be non-human.

Izuku is going to definitely collect all of the baby siblings. He never got to be a big brother before so now he gets to fulfill that dream by slowly corrupting the youth of the galaxy XD every time they turn their backs Izuku’s pack of little siblings grows stronger.

As for Dad Might he will definitely come in to play in the future. I won’t say exactly how but he’s gonna be around. Mama Inko certainly has the “put the fear of god in them” department covered.

#midoriya izuku #bnha #humans are space orcs au #bnha au #accidental human acquisition #aha #bnha fic #inko midoriya

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Izuku: Huh, it really smells like ligma in here...

Clas 1-A: Ligma?

Izuku: Yeah, ligma.

Class 1-A: ...Ligma what?

Izuku:

Izuku: :)

I feel like the unbridled joy Izuku would feel in his heart at getting an updog type joke to work would be a lot like that Game Grumps moment when Arin got the actual “ updog” joke to work. It’s a magical moment.

He would burst through the door of the nearest human shouting, “ YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT I JUST DID!”

#midoriya izuku #bnha #humans are space orcs au #bnha au #accidental human acquisition #aha #bnha fic

[cittsah]

thoguths on chockem

I’m sorry I have no idea what chockem means XD I’m running on like 5 hours of sleep rn

[cittsah]

did I see mention of an aunty in the last chap? 👀👀👀 badass death world bakugos adopt death world katsuki arc? Or is it just a general aunty?

There is an aunty who should be pretty familiar when she pops up! I won’t say too much but I will confirm that it’s not Mitsuki.

Katsuki, along with the rest of the crew, is still absolutely being surprise adopted by their new human and his mama though. After some things get smoothed out of course.

#midoriya izuku #bnha #humans are space orcs au #bnha au #accidental human acquisition #aha #katsuki bakugou #bnha fic

[cittsah]

I imagine the whole "protective of their young" thing is going to come into sharp importance if UA figures out they're now in possession of a now pretty battered and formerly kidnapped human youngling. Poor aizawa is going to have a very stressful time for a lil bit until we get some communication going

He’s definitely regretting some life decisions that got him to this point right about now XD

Unfortunately there aren’t very many “ So you’ve accidentally acquired a human youngling” self help books. So he’s gonna have to wing it and hope Izuku is helpful at persuading his mama not to kill them all.

#midoriya izuku #humans are space orcs au #bnha #accidental human acquisition #bnha au #aha #shota aizawa #bnha fic #aizawa sensei

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You know what would really throw 1-A off about the humans (particularly Izuku)? How they are 100% more willing to face near death or even death than social embarrassment. Izuku: Pirates who'll tear me apart limb from limb? Easy! Social interactions, particularly with females of my own age group? Heck no! Give me the risk of horrible death!

Of course after they learn this fact they use the fun “would you rather game” Izuku taught them to suss out exactly how far this social anxiety goes.It would certain help assuage some of the “humans are scary/monsters/ etc.”sentiments.

It’s a little hard to take your small human crew mate seriously when they have openly admitted to vaulting a walkway railing to hide in some bushes from some elderly neighbors because “ I might actually die if they pinch my cheeks and loudly ask me in public about dating their granddaughter because I’m ‘such a well-mannered young man’ one more time.”

#humans are space orcs au #midoriya izuku #bnha au #accidental human acquisition #aha #bnha #bnha fic

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I just looked them up and they have absolutely earned the “flamboyant” in their name. It’s honestly not fair that something that tiny with that much baby energy is also very capable of ending you.

Mother Nature is just intentionally setting us all up for failure at this point lol

Honestly? considering earths like for making small things ridiculously poisonous i feel like our fear in them is more than justified. Like most tarantulas probably won't kill you with a single bite, but the ammount of medium-small spiders that can put you in a death bed is fucking crazy. You can survive a big animals bite for more than 10-30 minutes, even if it hits you in thr abdomen or another delicate place, but a blue ringed octopus bite? the little fucker who is the size of a golf ball and sometimes it's bite is so weak you won't even feel it? you'll suffer to the end with no chance of survival since there's no known antidote. The Irukandji jellyfish grows to be as big as a persons finger nail yet it can cause you a pain so severe your brain will literally suffer from hemorrages.

It’s really funny how much the little creatures on earth will overcompensate XD. One of my favorites is the blue glaucus which is a sort of sea slug that eats venemous creatures ( like man o war jelly fish) then repurposes the stinging cells to give themselves a deadly/ dangerous poison. They look really cool!

But it’s like evolution looked at the little creatures of the world and said “do you need a poison/ venom potent enough to kill an elephant? No. But you know what here you go. Go nuts little dude.”

And Izuku having to carefully explain to the crew that “even tiny things on my planet can be extremely dangerous or deadly. There are these little frogs on my planet called poison dart frogs! They can be super deadly because they secrete a highly toxic poison. But they have really cool colors so some people keep them as pets!”

Izuku of course forgets to mention until later that it’s specific things the frogs eat that makes them dangerous and simply adjusting their diet makes them much safer. So the crew gets to stew on the fact that humans are crazy enough to keep pets that could kill them with a touch ( granted humans do love to try and make other dangerous animals their pets. So really the behavior is par for the course)

Or Izuku talking about the dangerous animals that can be found in his own home country. Including things like giant hornets, whose sting “might not kill you, but you will definitely wish you were dead”

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Honestly? considering earths like for making small things ridiculously poisonous i feel like our fear in them is more than justified. Like most tarantulas probably won't kill you with a single bite, but the ammount of medium-small spiders that can put you in a death bed is fucking crazy. You can survive a big animals bite for more than 10-30 minutes, even if it hits you in thr abdomen or another delicate place, but a blue ringed octopus bite? the little fucker who is the size of a golf ball and sometimes it's bite is so weak you won't even feel it? you'll suffer to the end with no chance of survival since there's no known antidote. The Irukandji jellyfish grows to be as big as a persons finger nail yet it can cause you a pain so severe your brain will literally suffer from hemorrages.

It’s really funny how much the little creatures on earth will overcompensate XD. One of my favorites is the blue glaucus which is a sort of sea slug that eats venemous creatures ( like man o war jelly fish) then repurposes the stinging cells to give themselves a deadly/ dangerous poison. They look really cool!

But it’s like evolution looked at the little creatures of the world and said “do you need a poison/ venom potent enough to kill an elephant? No. But you know what here you go. Go nuts little dude.”

And Izuku having to carefully explain to the crew that “even tiny things on my planet can be extremely dangerous or deadly. There are these little frogs on my planet called poison dart frogs! They can be super deadly because they secrete a highly toxic poison. But they have really cool colors so some people keep them as pets!”

Izuku of course forgets to mention until later that it’s specific things the frogs eat that makes them dangerous and simply adjusting their diet makes them much safer. So the crew gets to stew on the fact that humans are crazy enough to keep pets that could kill them with a touch ( granted humans do love to try and make other dangerous animals their pets. So really the behavior is par for the course)

Or Izuku talking about the dangerous animals that can be found in his own home country. Including things like giant hornets, whose sting “might not kill you, but you will definitely wish you were dead”

#humans are space orcs au #bnha au #accidental human acquisition #aha #midoriya izuku

[cittsah]

Hey how's it going?

Oh itsa going XD

But I’m doing alright. I’ve been introduced to Divinity by my brother and learning that there is a steep learning curve in this game( and that there is enough time between my teammates combat turns to answer asks lol)

Hope you have been doing well yourself!

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Ka'tsuki and izuku are delight to discover DOOM can run in anything, even alien technology, poor aizawa had to deal with that problem when everything the ship is running that game

Didn’t someone program a Doom game into a graphing calculator? Because that’s the kind of tenacity I could see in those two trying to play the likely forbidden game.

It being forbidden would be the reason it would be on almost everything since Ka’tzuki is constantly bothering Izuku to play the game. But each time they get caught by Aiizwa and said gaming apparatus is confiscated. So each time the thing they get caught playing it on gets more and more ridiculous. Aiizwa would be impressed if he wasn’t so frustrated

Some of these ridiculous items including but not limited to the thermostats in their rooms, a graphing calculator, the space version of a smart fridge, and much much more

#humans are space orcs au #bnha au #accidental human acquisition #midoriya izuku #katsuki bakugou #aha #aizawa sensei

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I saw you posted a new chapter on accidental human acquisition (i fucking loved it btw, ur an amazing writer) and i was wondering if that meant you were feeling better. from what you posted it seems youre not as busy as you were before but remember to not force yourself, even if it takes a lot of time i guarantee every single reader of ur fanfics thinks its worth the wait.

Thank-you I'm glad you like it!

But I mean I'm sorta not as busy lol. Part of it was I had been working on designing something for some people I know so I was avoiding doing things that I knew would distract me too much from what I was doing lol. But then after I finished that I turned around and took on an all new project. So I kinda just accepted that was how things were gonna be and I'm just gonna have to work at the stories when I have the time/ motivation and that they will get done when they get done >.<

Unfortunately I can't promise fast chapter releases but I can promise I'm still working on them. You guys have been very patient with me and I appreciate it!

#aha #bnha fic

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omg imagine explaining to other species that the only reason Earth didn't have a massive war after 1945 is nukes. Or explaining to them that humans have wars without, ya know, actual wars (like media warfare, psychological warfare, etc.)

" Mutually Assured Destruction" is a pretty scary tactic to rely on for avoiding conflict. Some other species would not be willing to play it as fast and loose as humanity does with the " We don't attack each other because we know we would wipe each other off the face of the planet" strategy. It relies a little too heavily on the common sense of the opposite party and in their experience humanity as a whole lacks common sense.

Also the complexity of wars, how there's the way things look on the surface, and then a whole new layer underneath that. Like how in the Cold War America and Soviet Union never directly fought each other, but you bet your bottom dollar they were doing all they could to undermine and destabilize each other in other ways

Also I can just imagine Nez’uu talking to Izuku about earth conflicts because he is fascinated while Aiizwa just wishes they would stop talking about these things, at the very least not in front of the class (and Eri who just seems to know when something she isn't supposed to hear is about to be said). Then the topic of WMDs comes up and Aiizwa firmly asserts that "Nope. Stop right there I don't even want to know"

#aha #humans are space orcs au #midoriya izuku #bnha au #shota aizawa #accidental human acquisition

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"This one is full of… edited versions of the human fairytales. Aiizwa has strictly forbidden me from sharing one of these books with you… So which one do you guys want me to show your first!”" Unfortunately the edited one is still seen as the stuff of nightmares. Oh well, Eri likes them ok!

I mean you have a point. There are some weird and messed up things that still show up in the more friendly versions of fairytales lol.

But I think there would be some very real concern on the ship that Izuku is rapidly "corrupting" the impressionable Eri with his humanness XD. Eri of course sees absolutely no problem in growing up to be just like her new big brother.

#aha #midoriya izuku #eri #humans are space orcs au #accidental human aquisition

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Is Izuku actually going to intentionally prank 1-A with human shenanigans in the fic when they’re close enough for that or is that mostly fun speculation?

Short answer is yes.

Long answer is that I actually am building a list of topics for different chapters once the introduction chapters that establish it all are done. Izuku is generally a very sweet boi, but he is also a chaotic little shit at his core too so there will be instances where he intentionally screws around with someone. But I mean come on how can he not, we all get overtaken with the need to be a gremlin every once in awhile. Or at least that's how it is in my family lol I can still distinctly remember the time my Mom helped my sister convince one of her highschool boyfriends that you actually have to physically catch asparagus and to do so you need bring galoshes, a net, and be very sneaky ( don't worry they told him they were messing with him... eventually). I actually want to use that little prank as inspiration for something Izuku could pull later on XD

All in all it would probably be provoked when Izuku does cause some shenanigans.

#aha #humans are space orcs au #midoriya izuku #bnha au #accidental human acquisition