Vicky stumbled back a little when Junkrat let go of her, turning around in an entirely unnessecary twirl to get back on balance before she trotted after the tall, lanky goblin she dared to call a friend.
âShow me!â she exclaimed, hovering around him excitedly like some sort of obnoxious pixie. âShow me! Show me! Yeah, lemme guess! Ya looted some old mech carcasses- or wait! did you find a town or something? Didja find some tech? What about-âÂ
âDidja get anything for me, though?âÂ
   Jamison giggled uncontrollably at Vickyâs string of guesses, barely able to keep his mouth shut nor able to contain his excitement. He quickly hobbled along to lead her to his share of the spoils.
   At Vickyâs last question, however, Jamison stopped dead in his tracks and straightened up, turning around with a large, toothy grin.
   â I did getâcha somethinâ, actually-- â Jamison replied, fishing through one of his shortsâ pockets. After rummaging around for a moment--there was a lot of stuff in there, it seemed--he pulled out what looked like an old and neglected Hello Kitty keychain. It was rather grimy and a bit faded, but after a little cleaning itâd still be in pretty remarkable shape, all things considered.
   â Itâs small, fat, nâ cute, like you. â
last night i played some painfully high 350+ ping games on the euro server with @likepigsfortheslaughter. i was not in a good mood because of offline reasons and so i splurged and bought some hangzhou spark skins for my big daddy faves, and man. iâm in love. bubblegum pink rein makes me feel a certain kind of joy.
also being salty af meant i kinda kept going awol on my team to doing my own thing via some bright pink dps angry rein action lmao
    âIt means youâre constantly being trampled and walked over thus making you acquainted with feet as I mentioned before.â she directly answered.Â
    âYou call thatââ a look up and down. ââmerchandise?â she chuckled. âIf you mean discounted, then I suppose.â
   Jamison scoffed, looking incredulous.  â Tch. Sharp tongue--Iâll gave ya that. But speak for yourself, sunshine. Ainât no one the bossâa me. I do what I want, when I want. â
   â Nâ what the hell do you mean âdiscountedâ? You talkinâ outâcha arse? This âere-- â he gestured to himself with no shortage of flare,  â is worth a bloody hefty sum, Iâll tell ya that much. Iâm top notch shit. â
    âTake over cleaning their throne, perhaps.â a scoff. âOr perhaps a footstool with how acquainted you are with getting stepped on.â Â
   â Ey? What the hellâs that sâposed to mean? â
   â Ainât no oneâs allowed to step on this merchandise. If anyoneâs gonna be doinâ any steppinâ, itâs gonna be me. â
    ââŚYou wish to thrive so you willingly take a plunge into an abyss of dismay? That seems quite the opposite. Besides, Iâm still in favor of the perishing option.â
   â Yeah, nah. Satan would step aside nâ beg for me to take over, obviously. â
last night i played some painfully high 350+ ping games on the euro server with @likepigsfortheslaughter. i was not in a good mood because of offline reasons and so i splurged and bought some hangzhou spark skins for my big daddy faves, and man. iâm in love. bubblegum pink rein makes me feel a certain kind of joy.
also being salty af meant i kinda kept going awol on my team to doing my own thing via some bright pink dps angry rein action lmao