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i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

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(by this I mean how often do you put fresh sheets on the bed, whether you're washing the same sheets or switching them out for a different set, NOT how often do you buy new sheets)

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#want boobs in my mouth #horny on main

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Billie Eilish photographed by Aidan Zamiri for Rolling Stone, May 2024.

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#bothers me more if it's someone who knows me or someone who has easy access to something they could easily copy it from accurately

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remember that video of Rosamund Pike opening a pineapple with her bare hands

#🥵

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#parents gave us each a tiny glass of champagne when we finished the big move when i was 5

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Wizard worm just emerged from a wizarding hole! Lucky you!!!✨🪱🪄🍀

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#my dad's been saying this to me since i was a kid and i recently used it in a conference paper

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Seems like everyone on radblr is posting about Taylor Swift. It's all love or hate for the new album or anger about her flights or gaybaiting or gender theories. I haven't seen you post about her so which are you?

i'm in whichever category simply does not give a shit about having any strong opinion on this woman. I think I've reblogged something about the environmental impact of her flights at some point, but I hid her name from my dash because, again, I simply do not give enough of a shit to bother defending or accusing or speculating about her. not a swiftie or a hater or anything else other than entirely apathetic towards her with a dash of mild annoyance at how unavoidably omnipresent she is.

though this ask inspired me:

no nuance, choose what fits you most and suck it up

#asks #anon #taylor swift

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My boyfriend is trying to explain cricket to me again. “He’s only got two balls to make 48 runs”, he says. The camera focuses on a man. Underneath him it says LEFT ARM FAST MEDIUM. A ball flies into the stands and presumably fractures someone’s skull. “There’s a free six”, my boyfriend says. 348 SIXES says the screen. A child in the audience waves a sign referencing Weet-Bix

#most of my friends are Australasian or British at this point and this post is still my best exposure to cricket

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hairy women that aren't marooned ,disabled or homeless show the world how little they respect the feelings of people around them and so are naturally treated with less respect which is what these goofballs want anyway it makes them feel unique

why would someone have feelings about my body hair 🤨 control yourself?

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1941, noisemakers for special effects....

#vid #fave