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Buddy: How long are you gonna let him do that?
Chase: He’ll figure it out eventually.
Deacon: *Pushing on a pull door*
(Deacon is pretty smart but he would do some dumb things and this is one of them I feel like)
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Chase: Don’t talk down to me!
Buddy: Well, I could hardly talk up to you. You’re too short.
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Buddy: Your existence is confusing.
Chase: How so?
Buddy: Your presence is annoying, but the thought of anything bad happening to you upsets me.
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Buddy: If you can’t handle me at my worst, that is literally my only setting, so good luck.
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[sitting in jail]
Teddy: So who should we call?
Buddy: I'd call the old man, but I feel safer in jail.
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*Chase and Buddy arguing about having kid(s) through a structured debate Deacon set up*
Chase: *Unfolds single piece of paper*
Buddy: *With four binders on why they should have a kid* That's all you prepped?
Chase: Yeah, I just... Searched my heart and then wrote down what I was feeling.
Buddy: I'm gonna eat you alive you dumb son of a b*tch.
Chase: Cool... And then we'll have... Kids together?
Buddy: *Grinning* Yeah, it's gonna be great!
Source: Brooklyn Nine-Nine
(This fit them too well to not put.)
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Chase, talking to Deacon about Buddy: WHAT THE FUCK! I WAS ARGUING WITH HIM AND I SAID, “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD!” AND GUESS WHAT?? HE DID! HE KISSED ME! WHAT THE FUCK- WHAT DO I DO??
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Chase: Sometimes, two heads are better than one!
Buddy: Yes, but not when one of them is yours.
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From Punko’s Webtoon Page:
Chase: That guy over there is the worst, most horrible, rudest, meanest, most spiteful villainous person on planet Earth and he bullies me for zero reason and won’t stop insulting me and I hate him.
Deacon: What did you name him?
Chase: Buddy.
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Computer: Please enter a password. Buddy: *types in Chase* Computer: Your password is too short. Buddy: How fucking DARE YOU-
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Chase Hollow(despite never going to college): I have a PhD in getting myself into really bad situations.
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Buddy: We are not ordering Hawaiian pizza, I’m not into weird stuff.
Chase, raising an eyebrow: Babe, you are into me. I’d say you’re into weird stuff alright.
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Chase: How do you always know where I am? Did you put a tracking device on me or something?
Buddy, hiding his phone: What are you talking about? Of course not!
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Chase:The only straight I am is a straight-up badass.
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Chase, to the others: It’s Valentine’s Day. You all know what that means!
Buddy: DISCOUNT CHOCOLATE GOODIES!!!!!
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Buddy, as a child, reading their school assignment out loud: I love my library because...
Buddy, mouthing words while writing: I love reading, fuck you
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