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What in the fuckity bip bop titty shop is this hydrocephalic homunculus trying to say? Responded to my previous two images the other day, which I simply ignored. But then another today. Is this an AI with missing/extra chromosomes?

#ai #lol #people #technology #education

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Apparently one of the newbies in training said something to the effect of "if he can wear a condom his dick is too small." So I drew a stupid picture. If the condom fits the dick must not hit the clit.

#america #art #penart #sketch #doodle #pen art

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It certainly is ink marks on shitty paper.

#ai #art #penart #sketch #doodle #pen art

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Look ma, no talent.

#hands #art #penart #sketch #doodle #pen art

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Someone brought up drugs at work and I was told to stop responding so I drew it instead. Notice where the notepad interrupted the drawing.

#people #art #penart #sketch #doodle #pen art

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A day.

#capitalism #art #penart #sketch #doodle #pen art

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Apparently a coworker had a mild psychotic break on Saturday and I missed it. I got most of the details and wow, I just had to draw part of the story.

There was a mushroom portal in their backyard.

If you know me you can ask who it was and I'll gladly inform you of the amazing story.

#lol #art #penart #sketch #doodle #pen art

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Long story medium. Someone was talking about a person we knew in the past and they said one of the worst things they experienced was dealing with how this person would fall asleep while taking a crap (on a toilet) at work.

I immediately thought of something worse. It was something along the lines of "what about me masturbating to pictures of you on Facebook and falling asleep before completion?" Which met with uproarious laughter.

I then proceeded to point out the worst thing about that wasn't the act itself, but the fact I hypothetically fell asleep during the attempt, which is quite an insult if you think about it.

I was then tasked with drawing this.

Then I was chastised for not displaying the computer (which is you, the viewer).

#america #lol #art #penart #sketch #doodle #pen art

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Sent this to my boss. She claims she doesn't like feet.

#feet #capitalism #memes #meme #wwe #wrestling #money #lol #america

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It's time dudes can claim some snail trails. Enjoy some normoxic masculinity.

#men #women #art #penart #sketch #doodle #pen art

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Was going to draw a retard from work, but instead I just drew a retarded picture.

#high #art #penart #sketch #doodle #pen art

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Fart-shaped box.

#music #art #penart #sketch #doodle #pen art

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Just jobbin' along.

Had a bit of free time today so enjoy the surplus while it lasts.

#capitalism #art #penart #sketch #doodle #pen art

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American Daydreamin' aka thinking of becoming a chalk outline after some drive by.

#america #art #penart #sketch #doodle #pen art

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Thanks Toolbox Murders for this informative sign.

I can maybe understand this being in a public restroom before they understood how it spread, but in a woman's private bathroom within the confines of her apartment? Seems strange to me. I guess the set designer was a jokester.

#movies #slasher #horror #health

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The weapon dude is my job and the dude weapon is me. I dub this Axminster in honor of MacGyver.

#capitalism #art #penart #sketch #doodle #pen art

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A pencil made without a pencil.

#pencil #art #penart #sketch #doodle #pen art