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When Getaway Car comes on shuffle

When Getaway Car comes on even though you knew it would because you put it next in your queue

When you actively seek out Getaway Car out of your entire song catalogue and press play

When Getaway Car comes on for the 139th time that day

Getaway Car

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swear words are illegal now. if you say one you’ll be fined.

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im 100% sure that during the japan fanmeeting vol.3, when bts went around on those trains singing good day and giving out those ball things to the fans, whenever they threw them out into the crowd, it hit someone in the face.

#bts

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non-kpopper: you can’t even understand what they’re saying

me: english subtitles

non-kpopper: but still

me: maybe you’re right

me: but then again despacito has 3.2 billion views and there are only 300 million spanish speakers in the world, don’t tell me you understood everything they said, let me listen to my korean music in peace okay

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THAT one really disgusting high school couple

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how you think bout that

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This is where we choose to be.

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A list of major achievements made by BTS during this comeback!

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Jimin: Seokjin is sick, ok? this ok. Don’t worry  Yoongi: He’s, He’s ok  Jimin: thank you, don’t worry 

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at my funeral there is going to be a closed casket and then it will be opened to reveal that i am not inside. instead, they will turn on the ceiling fan and my lifeless body will swing around the room while the space jam theme song is playing in the background.

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Bitch WHAT THE FUCK

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Whenever I’m With My Family

Me: *tries to talk*

Family: *judge me, ignore me, laugh at me, speak over me, talk to one another because they don’t want to talk to me*

Me: *puts in one earphone*

Family: YOU’RE ALWAYS LISTENING TO YOUR MUSIC AND NEVER US THIS IS WHY YOU’RE A DISAPPOINTMENT AND ALL YOUR PROBLEMS EXIST WHY DO YOU NEVER TALK TO US

Me:

#always happens #everyone hates me #but why #this is why i hate you all

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so in english this guy wrote a haiku and it was either the best or worst thing ever

The vase shattered

I don’t even like soccer

I’m so sorry, mum.

#tumblr stuff #funny #wtf #okay then #haiku #poetry at it's finest

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reblog if you dont scream at 5am

trying to prove a point to birds

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Never not reblog.

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HE’S LIKE NO ONE TOUCH MY MAN

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BTS V (TAEHYUNG) AS A LIFE COACH:

The followings are some REAL advice given by V in his Vlives to ARMYs :

Positive thinking:

“If you just think happy thoughts while you’re eating, you won’t gain weight”

Enjoying little things in life: 

“If you don’t try to enjoy the taste of your food, you’ll put on weight”. 

Jealousy & friendship: 

“You can get jealous of your friend, but you should tell them that you don’t have harsh feelings against them.” (A similar situation happened to him were a friend was jealous of him, but he apologized and they continued to be friends)

School: 

“Good grades don’t mean everything” (He said many adults will disagree but he still believes that your value can’t be calculated just by how well you do at school)

Success: 

“In order to be successful, you have to fail too” (You just don’t have to give up “you can do it”)

Fighting with parents: 

"Since you are young, you might not know about this: you should apologize first. You shouldn’t make you mom say "Y/N sorry”. Your mom and dad raised you until now. you shouldn’t ignore them because you had a fight with them. Your parents will feel sad. It may be hard for you to say it but you should think about it on your own first and think about what to say to them in order to make up with them. You should say sorry first. If you do that your mom and dad will think ’my son/daughter is so matured now’ It’s one of the sweet moments“ (He is saying to show your appreciation to the parents who raised you and be mature. This way they will trust you better in the future and start treating you like a grown up but if you keep acting like a child you will forever be treated like one) 

Turning exercise into a hobby: 

"Try to make exercise one of your hobbies. Playing video games can be exercise too. If I imagine that my character running is myself running… that’ll make me lose a bit of weight too. That’s one way to diet" (This one well … it is true turning something you dislike into a hobby will help …. but for the video game part I think it’s just him making excuses to play more)

He may not seem as a wise man because he acts like a crazy human most of the times on camera, but V is the first one Jimin turns to when he needs advice knowing that Chimchim most of the times do not seek guidance much from others. Contrary to the concept he was given, our Taehyung is waaay smarter than it seems.

By @mimibtsghost