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today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car
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once i was babysitting my neighbor’s 6 year old and she asked me why i was so ugly and without thinking i said “i’m you from the future” and she cried for like 30 minutes
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new rule: if you’re uncircumcised you gotta use this emoji. 🍌
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The idea that if you reblog from someone you automatically agree with everything they say is honestly so confusing to me. I’ve been on here for years and I don’t think I’ve ever checked an OP’s about page before I reblogged a meme.
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"platonic emotional cheating" you mean friendship
#browsing r/relationships on reddit right now and people are trying to say that's a thing#FRIENDSHIP PEOPLE#im so done
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my ideal sex position is me and a partner t-posing and clipping into each other, rattling violently. loud metallic clanging is heard during.
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If you push your ass up against me while we’re cuddling I promise u won’t be getting sleep anytime soon
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any time I send a sexually explicit text I have a mini heart attack because what if I accidentally sent it to the wrong person?? what if I send it to my mom or someone?? it's rather stressful every time
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a lot of folks are saying that impeaching trump is pointless because he’ll just be replaced with another bad guy, but hear me out: we could just keep impeaching them. impeach pence also, and just keep going as fast as we can. we’re only on president 45, and several short-term presidencies is the only way any of us are going to live to see president 69
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