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This city is full of darkness. It’s like a poison, worse even than the murderous smog Eusine had run from in Kanto. Hive City was haunted and rotted to the core, and Eusine knew there would be no way he could fall asleep at night if he didn’t have Drowzee’s Dream Eater to take his troubled thoughts away again.

#ca mini #dash commentary

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How am I doing with my character? Tell me in the askbox, and I’ll publish it without comment.

#/ meme sunday

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“Th-that--! For starters, why my face! I would much rather have Suicune for so many reasons-!”

“Hm?”

“I like the colors, but shouldn’t you have a more refined ice pokemon representing the brand?”

#/ crack #/ MEMORIES #theblizzardbird

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Send me an emotion and I’ll describe how my Muse expresses it non-verbally.

#/ meme sunday

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YOU DON’T KNOW MY LIFE, YOU DON’T KNOW MY STORY-

See, this is why you can’t get laid, either by Morty or someone else.

#/ crack #low blow #whatreallyliesbehindthemask

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Everything must be in full fursuit or no deal---

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“You know you want it.” He draws the line at Suicune cosplay though.

#kill me #/ crack #whatreallyliesbehindthemask

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“Hm?”

“I like the colors, but shouldn’t you have a more refined ice pokemon representing the brand?”

Imagine it.

And all the ladies.

#/ crack #LET ME DIE #i love you #theblizzardbird

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“Suck. my. d

#IM NOT EVEN REPLYING TO THIS IM CHOKING ON LAUGHTER PLS #im framing this #its being immortalized

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“Suck. my. d

“Like if you agree speedos with Suicune’s face on the crotch are horrendous.”

#im yelling #/ crack #dash commentary

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whatreallyliesbehindthemask:

“You’d be a perfect ten were it not for the horrendous speedo.” No one wants to see that, you closet furry.

“How dare you backwards compliment me! This is a time for solidarity!” If Sinbad can get away with it, why not him?

#holy shit youre back in time for the party #THERE IT FUCKING IS #im crying #whatreallyliesbehindthemask

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“Ah! This is the pool party music, right? WHOOOOOO!”

Eusine prances down the street, through the periodic swarms of shirtless Cittazens, waving his arms back and forth over his head. He doesn’t seem bothered by the harsh wails and pounding electricity of the music. Perhaps it’s a nervous breakdown caused by the recent events, but would you really spoil his fun? Nah.

“Who wants to get wild, Hive City?!”

You’re standing up on the edge of your window, three stories off the ground, blasting heavy metal from a speaker next to your foot at high noon. No one can reach you. You are fucking unstoppable.

You are not wearing a shirt.

#i have tears. in my eyes. #coleosseum #sudden meme #suddenly memeour

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“Oh! Is there a pool party? I’ll have you know, I’ve gone swimming in the ocean before!”

“Let’s get summer started a little early, don’t you think!”

#dash commentary #WELCOME TO HELL..... #i cant believe eusine can participate in this meme

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                              i’d follow уσυ everywhere

#chasing the north wind

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Switcheroo! (from senhou)

This guy, huh?

He’d be the kind to use his pokemon in competitive ways other than battles. And he’d definitely have a Milotic, maybe a Lapras. Mikleotic… If he was a pokemon, he’d know scald and ice beam and rain dance, because that would reflect his internal reactions.

There’s no way he would be able to order around a Suicune, definitely not, certainly not-! And if he were that kind of person, he wouldn’t feel inclined to spread it around to people publicly. Especially not people like Eusine.

#senhou #/ memes

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Send me "Switcheroo!" and I'll redesign your muse as if they were from my muse's universe

#/ meme sunday #we're all living~ in a pokemon world

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Texts From Last Night Sentence Meme #1 (semi-nsfw)

he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being a little bitch.

You grabbed my shirt and said, “hope you’re not attached” and ripped it off before I could answer you.

Damn it. If you ever throw me again, take video.

I feel like too many of my sentences start off with “Hey, fuckface!”

After the day I’ve had, I can’t decide if donuts or fireball would be the appropriate priority.

Just took acid. Wish me luck.

I wanna hang out. The cats don’t talk back.

What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?

My ex is having a baby and I’m over here planning my dogs birthday celebration…

I’m owning this being a social human being thing tonight!

Why is there never any toilet paper at his apartment? What does he wipe his ass with? WHAT DOES HE WIPE IT WITH?!?

Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?

No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.

NOT ALL OF US HAVE THE HANDS OF GODDAMN ANGELS YOU KNOW

Holy shit last night was like the irresponsible Olympics for me

I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO

I solemnly swear to help bail you out of jail when you throw a dildo at a politician.

I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.

I’m so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.

Can you repeat that, but with context?

What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?

I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut

It’s 7:30pm and we’ve already lost someone and had to run from the cops. What the fuck did you put in the punch?

I behisseth at your soul from the deepest darkest depths of the earth

The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I’m gonna get him to show me a trick

WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT

HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.

Concept: I never actually flirt with anyone, I’m just a bitch and some people find it endearing

She forgot a bra so she just used saran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.

I want to fling myself into the sun

I just need to get a little drunker before I realize I’m not straight

I’m alive. Mostly. Can’t quite control my arms.

He just brought a live lobster to the party.

They tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire staircase.

The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately…gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?

oh shit let me call u back there’s a hamburger in my pocket

I find it simply astounding you spelled drunken wrong but pterodactyl right

Dude, I just saw a bird vs. squirrel fight. A car won.

Someone changed my text signature to “Also, I think I might be gay” last night. Also, I think I might be gay

#/ meme sunday