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james: so,, moons did you get anything for valentines?

remus: yeah actually

james: what? who from?!

remus: a bunch of shit from some ‘S’ girl

james: wow i got a sweet letter from an ‘R’. wasn’t you was it moony?

(cuts to regulus and sirius struggling to understand muggle wrapping paper so their presents will look nice for their valentines but ending up tangled in tape and shreds of pink paper)

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People on instagram will stab me if I post this there so Tumblr gets Draco privileges don't make me revoke it

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Regulus and Remus: *Reading books and cuddled up together*

Sirius: Oh my god, James *teary eyed*

James: So precious *hand on his mouth*

Remus: I'm a fucking wereworlf

Regulus: I can put a dagger in you in less than a second

Sirius and James: *Hug eachother and sob*

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more jegulus

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Sirius: oh that... i completely forgot about that.

[Sirius finding James and Regulus together]

Sirius: WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK

Sirius: THIS IS DISGUSTING

Sirius: IS LIKE INCEST

James, scared: but we’re not related

Sirius: YOUR GRANDMOTHER IS A BLACK, PRONGS!

Regulus: you forgot that our parents are first cousins?

Sirius:

James: your parents are what-

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Harry: Padfoot, do you know who's that handsome, blond boy? Sirius: Narcissa's and Lucius's son. Why? Wait! Did you say he's handsome? Harry: Oh, so you know his parents? Do you know him? Can you introduce us? Please! Sirius: NO! HE'S A MALFOY! Remus: And you're a Black and I'm still putting up with you

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this is absolutely hilarious as i imagined! i could clearly see james doing this, and also reg ruining james' day coz he mistook him as McGonagall's animagus form LMFAO

i fully believe that James could not tell McGonagalls animagus form from any other cat so he just treated every cat like it was her

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the three genders are literally princess (james), slut (sirius), loser (remus)

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fUCK U DID JUST NOT-----

Loving the idea of Draco with a bellybutton piercing

#draco malfoy #draco with piercing!?

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i haven't finished the fics tiktok ppl recommended, yet here i am, about to start a new one 🤧

This fic is the reason I’m left sobbing in my room during new year eve last night. Hopefully this illustration capture the feeling properly. U’ll understand when u reach the ending. (I was struggling to do the color and atmosphere right, it turned out okay)

It’s tapestry by @kbrick , thank you for the fic

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reference: https://pin.it/3JTWDPS

#U LOOK SO GOD DAMN HOT #draco malfoy fanart #common hot draco W

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I'M CURRENTLY READING THIS FIC!? DID I JUST GET SPOILED, VISUALLY ON TOP OF THAT!?!? anw, i luv this fic

<3!

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marauders handwriting headcanons

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I have a headcanon of Draco sarcastically saying “Ten points to Gryffindor!” whenever Harry does something stupid, and at the end of the year realising that the points system does not understand sarcasm, so he, as the head boy for Slytherin, has been giving points to Gryffindor almost every day

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I have a headcanon of Draco sarcastically saying “Ten points to Gryffindor!” whenever Harry does something stupid, and at the end of the year realising that the points system does not understand sarcasm, so he, as the head boy for Slytherin, has been giving points to Gryffindor almost every day

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Visit from Gryffondorks are not always welcome …

#harry potter #severus snape #dad and relax severus snape #snape adopts harry #pre-Hogwarts

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au in which everyone lives and jegulus end up raising harry, and harry ends up on the train of hogwarts not being prejudiced against slytherins and thus doesn’t beg the sorting hat not to put him in slytherin.

when he gets sorted remus is so amused he cannot wait he absolutely cannot wait for the next day. he braces himself when he sees an howler delivered to harry at breakfast.

“HEY CHAMP I’M SO PROUD OF YOU come here reg tell him too” “hello love, i’m so happy, james has started buying green forniture for your room” “THAT WAS SUPPOSEDTOBE A SURPRISE” “whoops” “TELL UNCLE MOONY TO GIVE MINERVA MY APOLOGIES WHEN MY SON SNATCHES THE QUIDDITCH CUP FROM HER OFFICE EVERY YEAR” “he’s not even on the team yet sugar let’s chill for a bit” “PROUD OF YOU BAMBI KEEP YOUR PAPA’S LEGACY GOING!!!”