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chaotic-incorrect-quotes · 4 years

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Oh HECK yeah

I present you...

GIRL DIRECTION

I thought it could use a bit of an update :)

- Hazel’s black bc the band needs some diversity and why not???

- Lou looks like an e-girl on accident but I just imagine she’d dye her hair during hiatus. Plus it’s punk

- Nomi, Mia, Jada feel self explanatory

I have a whole alt story for them in my head too if you want. Also they wouldn’t be One Direction but —> Only Way :3

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chaotic-incorrect-quotes · 4 years

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Youtube hates ART so I’m putting it up here

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chaotic-incorrect-quotes · 5 years

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Louis Tomlinson & Tyler Joseph are the same person and I made a list to prove my point

#louis tomlinson #solo louis #walls album #dont let it break your heart #dlibyh #we made it #kill my mind #kmm #tyler joseph #trench #blurryface #skeleton clique #twenty one pilots #one direction

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chaotic-incorrect-quotes · 5 years

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Imagine!

You are leaf. Harry crunches you to leaf dust :)

#i havent slept in 4 days #harry styles #snl imagine #nbc snl #snl #solo harry #one direction #harry styles imagine #imagine #autumn

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chaotic-incorrect-quotes · 5 years

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I love giving back 🥴

You and Harry Make Vegan Quesadillas

pairing: reader x harry styles (as that is a given)

words: irrelevant

“Y/N!”

“Harry!”

Harry Edward Styles bursts through your apartment door holding bags of supplies for quesadillas. The bright green reusable Whole Foods bags are blinding in your minimalist chic apartment. Harry dumps the bags on your kitchen counter as you run over in your pajamas and help him organize.

“What are we making today, Harold?” you ask enthusiastically. Harry “Hazza” Styles delivers an equally jazzed grin and looks directly into camera.

“Well, dear reader, today we’ll be making Smashed Avocado Vegan Quesadillas. Are you ready?”

“Oh hell yeah!” You reach deep into the Mary Poppins style bag, careful not to fall into the deep abyss of organic wholesale products. You pull out a series of ingredients.

“For the spice mix we will need:

1 tsp ground cumin

1 tsp paprika

¼ tsp ground black pepper

¼ tsp ancho chili powder (or use cayenne pepper or chili powder to taste)

¼ tsp garlic powder

¼ tsp salt” Harry rattles of, stacking the array of spices one on top of the other neatly.

“It’s almost like you’re reading off a recipe, Harry from the band on sabbatical One Direction.” Harry laughs, pinching your cheek.

“And you are correct, Y/N! Shall I read the rest of the ingredients?”

“Dear god, no!”

“Excellent!” Harry grabs the majestic Whole Foods Reusable AND Recyclable (of you believe) Bag and dumps out its contents onto the kitchen counter. “Y/N, I’ll need you to heat the olive oil in a large skillet or wok over medium-heat high. Get the spice mix ready by adding all of the spices to a small bowl. Once the oil is hot, add the bell pepper, zucchini, and red onion.”

You get to work on your given tasks. “Oh Harry Styles, if I didn’t know better I’d think you were Rachel Ray wearing a skin suit,” you say with a laugh. Harry glares at you angrily his emerald eyes morphing into reptilian slits.

“How dare you doubt me! You have insulted the H̴̨͓̝͕̯͕͙͖̳͉̭̟̓̃͆͑̈̂͒̽̈͋̇̈͋̕a̵̪̥̠͂̐̀̃̏͐ͅȑ̸̢̢̟̂̂͑͜r̷͉̫͍̙͍̰̞̬͉͕̣̿̈́̍͐̃̊̋͘̕͜͝ͅͅÿ̷̢̞̦̘̭̩̖̦̣̱̣͕̫͚̥́̃̽̅͑͆͊̐̇̓͠ ̴̢͒̑̈́̂̄͘Ş̵̡̨͔̻̘̯͖͖̹̖͍̤͚̒͆̔͒̽̓̈́̇͆̓̀̕̕͠t̶̛̘͖̪̥̜̼͇̐̽͒̄͌͗͆̀̑̐̽̓͘͠ȳ̶̡̢̥̲̹͚̥̪̜̜̤̫̜͇͠ͅl̷͙͍̼̘̙͍̩̓͌̽͐̓̒̾̅͋̌̀̌̚͝é̷̮͑̅̔͋͑͘s̷͚̠̰̩͚̉͂̌̈͜͠ name!” he growled. You stare at him blankly, stirring the pot or whatever. Harry takes a breath and smiles. “Just kidding! Let’s go back to cooking some delicious quesadillas, [redacted].”

[redacted] continue to stir the vegetables while Harry from O̷̢̧͇̲͍͖͔̭̩͛͗͒͗̏̋̅͘̚͜n̷͍͎̩̪̮̈́́̅̽̍̌̈̿̇̉̾̂́̀́͜͝͝e̵̡̢̖̮͇̩̹̣̙̩̥͙͇̦̻̫̿͋̓̔́̾͊̎͌̀̚͝͝ͅ ̷̡͙̥̭̲̦̳̬̤̦̥̞͕́͜D̵̛͎͛͆̇̇͂̏̊̌͂́͊̀̂̚į̸̛̮̯͕̘̼̹̤͙̩͓̍́͐̽͌͑͆̋̒̾̅̚͘͝͝ṙ̶̡̭͇̘̳͈͆̋̏̽̍͛͊͋͌̽͆̓̓̄̋͊ẻ̴̙̝̰͂͜͝c̸̛̘̪̾̊͑͒̀̉̃̆͗̉͛̕͠ţ̷̧̢͍͍͎̪̖̥̻̯̟̬̫̅̆̑ͅͅį̴͇̖̖̹̼̟̥̭̽o̵̱̯͓̰̝͍̝̜̥̹̘̰̤̗̲̾̑̏͑̓͑̒̈̐̚͘ͅņ̵̺̲̓͗̌̌̾̆̃̅͠finishes the rest of the quesidillas. “These vegan quesadillas made with organic and fresh ingredients from Whole Foods looks delicious, Haz.”

“Thank you very much, [redacted]. Now that the quesadillas are done, [redacted] are no longer needed in this universe.” [redacted] gasp.

“What?” Harry looks back at [redacted] with his reptilian eyes and gives [redacted] a wide froggy smile.

“Goodbye, [readacted].”

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chaotic-incorrect-quotes · 5 years

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You and Harry Make Vegan Quesadillas

pairing: reader x harry styles (as that is a given)

words: irrelevant

“Y/N!”

“Harry!”

Harry Edward Styles bursts through your apartment door holding bags of supplies for quesadillas. The bright green reusable Whole Foods bags are blinding in your minimalist chic apartment. Harry dumps the bags on your kitchen counter as you run over in your pajamas and help him organize.

“What are we making today, Harold?” you ask enthusiastically. Harry “Hazza” Styles delivers an equally jazzed grin and looks directly into camera.

“Well, dear reader, today we’ll be making Smashed Avocado Vegan Quesadillas. Are you ready?”

“Oh hell yeah!” You reach deep into the Mary Poppins style bag, careful not to fall into the deep abyss of organic wholesale products. You pull out a series of ingredients.

“For the spice mix we will need:

1 tsp ground cumin

1 tsp paprika

1/4 tsp ground black pepper

1/4 tsp ancho chili powder (or use cayenne pepper or chili powder to taste)

1/4 tsp garlic powder

1/4 tsp salt” Harry rattles of, stacking the array of spices one on top of the other neatly.

“It’s almost like you’re reading off a recipe, Harry from the band on sabbatical One Direction.” Harry laughs, pinching your cheek.

“And you are correct, Y/N! Shall I read the rest of the ingredients?”

“Dear god, no!”

“Excellent!” Harry grabs the majestic Whole Foods Reusable AND Recyclable (of you believe) Bag and dumps out its contents onto the kitchen counter. “Y/N, I’ll need you to heat the olive oil in a large skillet or wok over medium-heat high. Get the spice mix ready by adding all of the spices to a small bowl. Once the oil is hot, add the bell pepper, zucchini, and red onion.”

You get to work on your given tasks. “Oh Harry Styles, if I didn’t know better I’d think you were Rachel Ray wearing a skin suit,” you say with a laugh. Harry glares at you angrily his emerald eyes morphing into reptilian slits.

“How dare you doubt me! You have insulted the H̴̨͓̝͕̯͕͙͖̳͉̭̟̓̃͆͑̈̂͒̽̈͋̇̈͋̕a̵̪̥̠͂̐̀̃̏͐ͅȑ̸̢̢̟̂̂͑͜r̷͉̫͍̙͍̰̞̬͉͕̣̿̈́̍͐̃̊̋͘̕͜͝ͅͅÿ̷̢̞̦̘̭̩̖̦̣̱̣͕̫͚̥́̃̽̅͑͆͊̐̇̓͠ ̴̢͒̑̈́̂̄͘Ş̵̡̨͔̻̘̯͖͖̹̖͍̤͚̒͆̔͒̽̓̈́̇͆̓̀̕̕͠t̶̛̘͖̪̥̜̼͇̐̽͒̄͌͗͆̀̑̐̽̓͘͠ȳ̶̡̢̥̲̹͚̥̪̜̜̤̫̜͇͠ͅl̷͙͍̼̘̙͍̩̓͌̽͐̓̒̾̅͋̌̀̌̚͝é̷̮͑̅̔͋͑͘s̷͚̠̰̩͚̉͂̌̈͜͠ name!” he growled. You stare at him blankly, stirring the pot or whatever. Harry takes a breath and smiles. “Just kidding! Let’s go back to cooking some delicious quesadillas, [redacted].”

[redacted] continue to stir the vegetables while Harry from O̷̢̧͇̲͍͖͔̭̩͛͗͒͗̏̋̅͘̚͜n̷͍͎̩̪̮̈́́̅̽̍̌̈̿̇̉̾̂́̀́͜͝͝e̵̡̢̖̮͇̩̹̣̙̩̥͙͇̦̻̫̿͋̓̔́̾͊̎͌̀̚͝͝ͅ ̷̡͙̥̭̲̦̳̬̤̦̥̞͕́͜D̵̛͎͛͆̇̇͂̏̊̌͂́͊̀̂̚į̸̛̮̯͕̘̼̹̤͙̩͓̍́͐̽͌͑͆̋̒̾̅̚͘͝͝ṙ̶̡̭͇̘̳͈͆̋̏̽̍͛͊͋͌̽͆̓̓̄̋͊ẻ̴̙̝̰͂͜͝c̸̛̘̪̾̊͑͒̀̉̃̆͗̉͛̕͠ţ̷̧̢͍͍͎̪̖̥̻̯̟̬̫̅̆̑ͅͅį̴͇̖̖̹̼̟̥̭̽o̵̱̯͓̰̝͍̝̜̥̹̘̰̤̗̲̾̑̏͑̓͑̒̈̐̚͘ͅņ̵̺̲̓͗̌̌̾̆̃̅͠finishes the rest of the quesidillas. “These vegan quesadillas made with organic and fresh ingredients from Whole Foods looks delicious, Haz.”

“Thank you very much, [redacted]. Now that the quesadillas are done, [redacted] are no longer needed in this universe.” [redacted] gasp.

“What?” Harry looks back at [redacted] with his reptilian eyes and gives [redacted] a wide froggy smile.

“Goodbye, [readacted].”

#imagine #mundane #mundane imagine #harry styles #hs 2 #fine line #one direction #solo harry #harry styles imagine #harry styles fanfiction #lights up #louis tomlinson

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chaotic-incorrect-quotes · 5 years

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