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Ight time to upset everyone. I'm prepared for the backlash. I've already lost two friendships to this today sooo come at me:

Tobey Maguire > Tom Holland > Andrew Garfield

Go cry over my opinion

#spiderman #tom holland #andrew garfield #tobey maguire #tobey is the Best spiderman #fight me #my opinion

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I've watched 5 true crime documentaries today.

#oh gosh #i wasted my whole day #I didn't means to watch this much #true crime #i started watching these at 2 pm #its now 9:28 #criminology

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Reminder: Bi Visibility Day is September 23. Remember to leave cookies out for Freddie.

[chaotic-crowley]

And just like that it's gone

#good bye groupchats

[chaotic-crowley]

Alright but you kinda started it, just saying, think before you type

My heart is broken

Saying goodbye in my group chats really has broken me tonight.

[chaotic-crowley]

But it doesn't mean you should say it's good that I'm loosing the group of people who have kept me going for the past year. Or that it's good that someone else is loosing people who are like a big family.

My heart is broken

Saying goodbye in my group chats really has broken me tonight.

[chaotic-crowley]

So because you had a bad experience, we should all suffer?

My heart is broken

Saying goodbye in my group chats really has broken me tonight.

[chaotic-crowley]

Anyone else really mad at @tumblrbot right now?

#give us our grouo chats! #save our group chats #tumblrbot u suck

[chaotic-crowley]

I have to say goodbye to a chat that felt like a family tonight. Not all of them have Instagram and I don't have discord so we can never remake our chat. I say Tumblr should get rid of post+ and realize that people want group chats

My heart is broken

Saying goodbye in my group chats really has broken me tonight.

[chaotic-crowley]

My heart is broken

Saying goodbye in my group chats really has broken me tonight.

#save our group chats

[chaotic-crowley]

Even though Crowley (Good Omens) is a literal DEMON, he hates post+

Crowley from Good Omens hates Post+ with a burning passion!

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the conductor from the polar express

The Conductor from Polar Express hates Post+ with a hot hot hot we got it hot hot hot hot chocolate passion!

[chaotic-crowley]

Crowley and aziraphale.

Crowley and Arizaphale from Good Omens hate Post+ with a demonic and angelic passion respectively!

[chaotic-crowley]

Veronica Sawyers from Heathers hates Post+

Veronica Sawyer from Heathers hates Post+ with a burning passion!

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David Tennant and Michael sheen photographed by Austin Hargrave for high life magazine

[chaotic-crowley]

 My favourite thing about the whole ‘no man of woman born’ thing is that it applies to a very broad church.

 For example:

 People born via c-section (no man of woman born, meaning natural childbirth, aka, the Shakespeare approach)

 Women (no man of woman born, aka, the Tolkein approach)

 Non-binary types (see above)

 Aliens (no man of woman born, with the meaning of man being in the ‘mankind’ sense)

Artificial intelligences (see above again)

Transmen (no man of woman born, the man-ness appears to come later as gender is a social construct. Arguably borderline, I know.)

People carried by a man (no man of woman born)

People grown in vats (no man of woman born)

 Basically, anyone who isn’t a human cisgendered male delivered via natural childbirth by a woman could kill Macbeth. (Given the equipment via science!, the child of a transwoman born via natural childbirth would still count as unable to.)

 It’s odd that you can divide mankind into ‘Macbeth killers’ and everyone else, even though everyone else is in the minority, especially if aliens are real and we create AIs capable of murdering Scottish kings.

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Broken. I put my soul into my groupchats and my friends on there. This is BS @staff REMOVE POST+ GIVE US OUR GROUP CHATS!

All good things...

We love coming up with new features to make your experience on Tumblr more visceral; when they don’t work out that way, we remove them to make space for new features. Unfortunately, group chats haven’t lived up to our expectations, so we’ll be removing them from Tumblr this month.

Some of you have really leaned into group chats, discussing the merits of various sourdough proofing times, sharing your WIPs with new audiences, and exchanging complicated fan theories on the provenance of Croki.

The majority of you, however, have preferred to have these interactions elsewhere. And so, as we get ready to remove the group chat feature from Tumblr, it’s time to take these conversations to your reblog chains, your replies, and your messages. We’ll leave your chats up until September 22 at 6pm EST. After that, well, the weird will continue to be your oyster.

#save our group chats #group chat #remove post+