*in the middle of having sex*
me: whats your favorite meme?
you: what?
me: SAY IT
you: Pepe….
me: *cums* haha same
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my english teacher used to collect street signs until her students began to steal them for her
like they stole a street sign
that said the street name
they also stole a stop sign in front of this loop in front of my school
and all 100 kids were like stealing signs
my english teacher was the head of a crime ring
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This is how the rain looks like when you're up there.
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Coastal Taipan - Oxyuranus scutellatus
The Coastal Taipan, Oxyuranus scutellatus (Elapidae) is considered to be one of the most venomous species in the world. It is commonly about 1.5-2 m long, but can grow to 3m. Sporting a slender light to dark brown body, and a cream/yellow belly with pink or orange flecks, the snake’s head is often a lighter brown than its body.
Native to Australia and Papua New Guinea, the Coastal Taipan can be found in forests, heaths and grassy beach dunes, and also in cane fields.
Venom of the Coastal Taipan is neurotoxic and causes the paralysis of peripheral skeletal and autonomic nerve terminals in envenomated subjects.
References: [1] - [2] - [3]
Photo credit: ©Chris Hay | Locality: northern Queensland, Australia (2014)
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Today’s Gender of the day is: Unknown
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You’re scared of the way I make you feel because you don’t want to feel anything.
Maya Banks, Sweet Temptation (via adderalldust)
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