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TikTok has convinced so many people that you're autistic or ADHD if you have completely typical experiences like "getting songs stuck in your head" or "having a strong sense of social justice" or "reverently kissing the ice-cold crown of the crow lord". No, you do not need to have autism to squeeze your eyes shut and stand completely still as a living statue to demonstrate your total submission to the crow lord. Plenty of neurotypical people bring him tributes of glass beads, tinfoil strips, roadkill, coins from dead men's pockets, and mice or rabbits fattened weeks in advance. Honestly TikTok has become such a dangerous engine for spreading misinformation. I wouldn't be surprised if they provoke the wrath of the crow lord soon.

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This wouldn't happen to me if i were a huge dragon

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Okay I just saw your post and now I want to know your thoughts on omegaverse pls?

Lmao I really don't have a lot of thoughts on omegaverse other than it is decidedly not for me, and it's an automatic avoid even if it's written by an author I like. Just not my thing.

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This came out hotter than I meant…. GOD.

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Also, Mr. Jenn took Seamus in today for his annual physical/updated rabies shots, and the front desk staff drew a heart next to Seamus' name on the bill. He is more popular than either me or Mr. Jenn.

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I just got the EOB from my primary insurance for my three ER visits, a couple of follow-up appointments with my primary care (plus some labs he ordered), and then the echo and seven day monitor the cardiologist performed. Over 19,000 dollars. I might owe about $2400, but I have secondary so I'm not sure how much I owe yet. I'm going to pay whatever's left out of my health savings account, but still. The bulk of that was for the hospital visits, and I wasn't even admitted.

#personal

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(for the purposes of this poll, there is no monkey's paw situation: the chore you pick stays the same level of difficulty/grossness/etc. as it normally is for you, and you only have to do it as often as you want to. the chores you don't pick are magically done for you exactly the way you'd want them to be, just with zero effort on your part.)

#taking out the trash

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Let us suppose that the "average" horse would have equal proportions of all these parts. The degree to which each part in this poll deviates from the "average" size (20% of total) will determine how large or small that part of our horse will be (i.e a horse with only 10% in Legs will have legs half the size of the average horse).

I will draw a picture of the horse we make!

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Дайте человеку хлеб - и он сыт весь день (Give a man bread and he's full all day long)

Дайте человеку арбуз - и он ссыт всю ночь (Give a man watermelon and he pisses all night)

There is a pun here, the two words sound absolutely the same: - сыт - is full. - ссыт - pisses This is what makes it very funny in Russian.

Vocabulary: сытый (short form: сыт, сыта, сыты) - to be full ссать - to piss (colloquial)

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Thank you for introducing me to my favorite gay werewolf, Bisclavret! I stumbled on his story while researching a medical history paper and became obsessed with him and his king who he "held close and private and his heart" and whom he "kissed over 100 times" on being cured of lycanthropy.

Truly the ultimate bros. Just good old medieval guys being dudes

A couple of buddies, nothing more...

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Reblog if you're shorter than 5'8.

#yes and angry about it

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TIL In 1926 the famous pianist Fats Waller (then 21) was kidnapped by Al Capone’s gang to play piano for his birthday. He basically went missing for 3 days and was returned unharmed but drunk.

via reddit.com

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#sorry omegaverse

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people telling you they reread your fic is the biggest compliment you could ever receive. there are thousands of stories out there begging to be found, to be explored, but your story meant so much to someone that they came back to it eagerly, they went over every word again. to love is to return and loving a fic is rereading it. thank you to all readers and rereaders <3333

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#once every day #also that tweet is from the new york post #so not sure how reliable that study is

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Reminder that people aren't entitled to see into your decision-making process unless you've agreed that they are. Just told a business acquaintance that I'd "just finished up my previous commitment". It's not their problem to know that it was DND.