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nikosheba · 2 days
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the only thing in our new apartment so far
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nikosheba · 3 days
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Kill me once, shame on you. Kill me twice, how did you did that.
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nikosheba · 4 days
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nikosheba · 4 days
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nikosheba · 4 days
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nikosheba · 5 days
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onboarding for a new job is like "hey we sent you the information to make your wöörk account. once youre on wöörk therell be an invite to join KlickKlack, which is how we send out the schedule. You'll also be receiving an email for You!Niversity, our online training app. There is a separate training app to cover POS training called LearnIt! that you will have to make an account for and you will only use it for like 10 minutes and then never again."
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nikosheba · 5 days
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one of my greatest pet peeves in fiction, and it is truly stupid I know, is that no one seems to understand how genuinely hard it is to kill someone via stabbing. stab wounds have a mortality rate of like 5%. especially abdominal stabbing. tv shows and movies show dudes getting stabbed one time in the lower abdomen with a tiny knife and then they fall over. like what did he die of precisely. that man died of Small Knife
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nikosheba · 5 days
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thinking about how milk jugs are so perfectly designed; not a bit of wasted space. the handle is part of the container as well and you can clearly see how much of the liquid is left. genius. im thinking of eating the mushroom growing in my frontyard whole. if even one person is nice to me today i will kiss them on the lips
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nikosheba · 6 days
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Always cry at this quote
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nikosheba · 6 days
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Fish-rice integration is exciting. You harvest both fishes and rice on the same land. Do you like it?
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nikosheba · 6 days
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nikosheba · 7 days
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nikosheba · 7 days
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the default way for things to taste is good. we know this because "tasty" means something tastes good. conversely, from the words "smelly" and "noisy" we can conclude that the default way for things to smell and sound is bad. interestingly there are no corresponding adjectives for the senses of sight and touch. the inescapable conclusion is that the most ordinary object possible is invisible and intangible, produces a hideous cacophony, smells terrible, but tastes delicious. and yet this description matches no object or phenomenon known to science or human experience. so what the fuck
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nikosheba · 7 days
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someday everyone on this site will collectively realize that being a grown adult with the personality of a judgmental highschool meangirl is infinitely more pathetic and shameful than any innocuous cringe otherkin fandom blogger type ever will be and then maybe online will finally be tolerable
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nikosheba · 8 days
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what effect is this supposed to have on me
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nikosheba · 8 days
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Scientific fraud is the most baffling thing ever to me like do they think they're just going to make a huge breakthrough and no one will notice that it's fake by trying to replicate their results
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nikosheba · 8 days
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I tell House my pronouns are they/them and he spends two hours online looking up and memorizing every single set of pronouns he can possibly call me other than they/them
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